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At 6/19/10 02:00 AM, Piggler wrote: I swear to God, these types of threads are all the same. Some guy says 'LOLZ DUMASS METUL HEDS' and in doing so, pisses off the large metalhead population on Newgrounds because of his foolish and trivial stereotyping. Seriously. Nobody cares about your opinions on music. Just listen to whatever you like and SHUT THE FUCK UP.

Why is there so much hatred in the world, Piggler? Is it somehow Osama's fault, or do people just do it for kicks? The world's gettin' me down, time to sing a song and brighten up my day!

Just wake me up, before you go go...

At 6/18/10 05:07 PM, 111122223188 wrote: Teachers should have perfect grammar, or at least decent grammar. Try spelling grammar correctly as well, it's something that looks really stupid to misspell.

It's something that looks stupid to spell correctly. Grammar

At 6/18/10 12:17 PM, megagrounderx wrote: It has a glass and its a sig. What do I win?!

A swift kick to your daddy bags!

At 6/17/10 08:10 PM, iateamexican wrote: TEXTWALL

That was fuckin' beautiful.

Really, Metal the only genre of music I don't listen to. I think is has something to do with my cousin, who is a metalhead and threw me over a barbed-wired fence with one arm. It was fun while it lasted, but eventually, you gotta come down. On some drunk muscular guy's car.

Ouch.

"SOMEONE SHIT ON THE COATS!!"
.......

He has his moments.

That wasn't one.

At 6/16/10 02:32 AM, Gagsy wrote:

At 6/16/10 02:15 AM, Yamor wrote:

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Heros in a half shell. Turtle power! Ahhhh, good times indeed.

Leonardo was my favourite. Because he wore the blue bandana and because his name is Leonardo. I love that name.

Admit it, you did thing to yourself while screaming his name. Were you thinking of him, or another Leonardo? What exactly did you do to yourself? Those are questions only you can answer, grasshopper.

I actually just got my first cell-phone. I text with correct grammar as well.

Because I was beaten as a child.
That's a lie.

Cause I know each and every day is the new best day of my mother-fuckin' life.

I'm an opptomist

"THEY HAVE SOILED OUR WOMEN, BURNED OUR CROPS, USED OUR BATH TOWELS TO WIPE THEMSELVES, AND THEN LEFT THE SEATS UP! CHARGE!"

Pretty good, I think. Nothing like propaganda to get everyone riled up.

Before page 5, everyone was posting Greek names.

ZUES

I find your username hilariously ironic. Anyway, tell him off. If he keeps coming, get the biggest, most steroid-injected friend you have to kick his ass. Or hook him up with another gay guy who looks like you.

You should also learn how to use everyday household objects as deadly weapons! Also, figure out how to make the shishkebab from fallout. Here's a pick in case you don't know what I'm talking about.

It's the thing on fire.

A tiger in a zoo. Always did like making the population laugh, why not do it by shoving my tiger friends in the pool or pushing my face into the glass? Plus, tigers are the only cat not afraid of water, and I love swimming.

At 6/6/10 08:47 PM, HandsomeYoungMan wrote: dude, my dad went out and bought a kitten. its like 6 weeks old and about as big as my hand

I WANT ONE, DAMMIT! My mom cries "allergies" whenever the subject comes up, but that's BS, I've seen her playing with my Aunt's cats. She just doesn't want to smell the litter box, which you can put outside. Hell, train it to use the toilet, cats can do that! But no, because she doesn't want to smell cat shit, I'll never even look at a cat until I'm 18 and on my own. Not saying I wish time would hurry up and get there, just saying it's a side benefit when I'm finally in college.

At 6/6/10 09:09 PM, Cybersief wrote: So has anyone else tried this wonder? I promise you it's quite tasty.

Hell yes! I was almost certain I was the only one who had ever tried this. It combine my love of buns and long droopy things!

.........

At 6/6/10 09:47 PM, agustana wrote: I was being serious.

Seriously.

Well then congrats.

At 6/6/10 09:35 PM, agustana wrote: I am the Class President of 2011.

Well yippity ding-dong day! JK, congrats if your serious. If not, congrats for using the internet's inability to properly convey sarcasm to this illustrious and completely not pointless task.

Seriously

At 6/6/10 01:52 AM, Head-Full-Of-Acid wrote: well you don't really got many options..
other crap
exploit his weak points.

Spot the key word,class: his weak point

At 6/6/10 01:38 AM, sumidiotdude wrote: And it had to be on the night you slept on the white couch.

Dammit! Do you know how much money he owes me for that thing? God, I had to get money to poor out of my ass to lend to him, and now this!

In China during the Zhou Dynasty. Expansion and rulers who actually have a "Z" in their names. That's the life. Herding cattle and listening to stories that in no way could be possible, but you believe it anyway because you poor and can't go to school.

At 6/6/10 08:39 PM, pie4me6 wrote:

At 6/6/10 08:32 PM, CommanderFalcon wrote: Imagine this, but flip his mouth upside down and get rid of the ridiculous pink flush he's got going on..

Like this?

Almost, I like to think the actual thing looks much ah, better looking. Better suited to my face than his, really.

I sat on the dock of a bay, watching the tide roll away.

Yeah, just sat on the dock of a bay, and wasted time.

At 6/6/10 08:23 PM, CommanderFalcon wrote:

At 6/6/10 07:44 PM, pie4me6 wrote: Post a pic of your look.

DO IT

I'm to poor for a camera. Also, I am much taller than them, half of my school is full of midgets. The other half (ridiculously strong jocks) I know listen because of persuasive logic, but we're not talking about them, are we?

I'm joshin' ya. I can afford a camera, I just don't want my pic online for the sexually abusive community to oogle at. Imagine this, but flip his mouth upside down and get rid of the ridiculous pink flush he's got going on..

At 6/6/10 07:44 PM, pie4me6 wrote: Post a pic of your look.

DO IT

I'm to poor for a camera. Also, I am much taller than them, half of my school is full of midgets. The other half (ridiculously strong jocks) I know listen because of persuasive logic, but we're not talking about them, are we?

Anyone at school my age to look me directly in the eye always does what I ask. I asked my buddy-since-second-grade why; his answer had something to do with me scrunching up my eyebrows and forehead while smiling slightly. I know that I smile because the idea of me intimidating someone to do what I want is hilarious, but I always try and hide it. It ends up showing as a slight twitch of the left corner of my mouth. Newgrounds, the elite, the wisest of the wise, the only ones who would not cringe in fear at my retarded "look" and so the only ones who can answer my question. Why do these simple minded 14-year-olds listen to me? And do any of you posses this ridiculous power?

I want to be the squinty-eyed 90 year old kung fu master that meditates on mountains and looks feeble and weak the whole movie! Then, when the student I take most pride in turns evil, kick so much ass that the main character and his girlfriend stare wide eyed at the fact I could probably blow up Jupiter just by looking cross or something equally amazing!

At 5/31/10 05:18 AM, ChampionAnwar wrote:

Who gets the highfive? Me or ChocEliteBar?

Or do we split it?

High 2.5?

High 5 during sex >_>

Even better!

At 5/30/10 04:17 PM, Dubbi wrote:

At 5/30/10 04:13 PM, ChampionAnwar wrote:

At 5/30/10 04:13 PM, ChocEliteBar wrote:

At 5/30/10 04:13 PM, Dubbi wrote: I have AIDS.

I'm gay.

*High 5*

Who gets the highfive? Me or ChocEliteBar?

Or do we split it?

High 2.5?