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At 3/1/10 11:58 AM, Iristorm wrote:

At 3/1/10 11:56 AM, Iristorm wrote: I got one more...

"Whoa Black Betty...ambalamps!"

Sorry for double-post... Forgot to include the pic.

Yes.

I have to go with the centaur. I always wanted to be one.

At 7/2/10 07:29 AM, LinkSilvermane wrote: Where is ALL THIS LOVE coming from? What experiences have tied these two people together so tightly? What qualities do they possess that could possibly evoke such a passionate need for each other? How long could they possibly have known each other before becoming so incapable of living on their own?

I think it's just bait for bleeding heart teenage girls who think they know what love is, and think they would feel that way if the pervert they had dragged there to see it with them had so much as a passing interest in them.

Anyway, I saw all three and liked them, but only when I managed to convince myself the romance wasn't the biggest thing there. When I stopped considering Mr. Sparkledick and Angst Woman as the main characters, I could get into it. I mean, Jasper (or Jaspar, how ever he spells it) was a Confederate Officer in the Civil war, Rose was raped in the 20's, became a vampire, then hunted every last one of the gangbanging group down. The wolves were pretty cool as well. Just treat Eddie and Bella like everyone else, and the series gets a lot better. But that is pretty bad, when the side characters have more personality than the main ones. And I consider Jacob to be a side (read: better) character, because he is a werewolf, does not break any rules of being a werewolf, and has a darker love than Sir Gary Stu, and can change whenever he so feels like it. He needs to stop getting shafted by the author. I mean, could they at least adopt him like a shelter pet or something? Throw the wolf a bone, dammit.

Someone should make a picture of nun chunks on a pink background, like the intro to your zany TV show. Following that train of thought, you should get a spot on tbs, then offer the dad to play himself. He'll be so flattered he'll forget it actually happened, and that you didn't write it in a writing...room.

I just woke up.

Oh, Yamor. Such a crazy life you lead. Kind of off topic, but I've always wanted a gay friend. Not butt buddies or any thing, just a dude, who is attracted to dudes, to sit around and have a drink with my Black, Indian, and Asian friends and I.

Oh, the misadventures we'd have! I'd post about it constantly, we would stop terrorists and pirates, get chicks (or dudes, in one case) and fly in the air force, being so ace at it we would from then on be referd to as "(Insert Deep Meaning Adjective) Angels." Think the A-team with less white people!

Also, I live in Dixie, too.

Truth is, everything went to shit after Adam and Eve. Now quit bitchin' and drink yourself stupid.

Okay, everyone, I've got to look at the positives of this old/new monitor. Well, it's nostalgic for me. This is the monitor I first went to newgrounds on, six years ago. It's also the monitor on which I saw my first dirty picture (the link obtained from newgrounds) Yes, the old DELL monitor isn't as big as the newer old one, but gosh darn it, you're all so cute when you're this small. I'm gonna go out, adopt a puppy, and name it Poozy to make myself feel better.

At 6/29/10 08:43 AM, Zooloo75 wrote: Set your monitor's settings to default. If it has it of course.

I also had something similar to this happen to me. If your monitor has "Color Themes" choose one of them and it will change the settings to something predefined.

If all else fails, then you better head to Newegg.

I've already tried defaults, so I tried the color thing instead. It reset everything but the contrast, which is stuck at 255, and the bar looks all glitchy. It goes past what it's supposed to and then has a little more under it actually. Anyway, tried it, just made everything whiter. I'll see if the moniter downstairs, which is much smaller and will take weeks to get used to, can hook up to this custom made computer. I have a 22" Envision, if anyone knows something commonly wrong with these things. Sucks to, spore was AMAZING on this thing.

At 6/27/10 02:45 AM, yurgenburgen wrote: Are the cables plugged in correctly? Has anyone fiddled with any of the monitor settings, colours, etc?

Nothing. I just turned it on and suddenly it was impossible to see.

My monitor just this morning decided it was to dark, and buffed up the contrast to 255. Now, this wouldn't be half as annoying, if only I could change it back! The brightness and colors are as far down as they can get without turning the screen black. Everything looks bright and foggy, and the only website I can stand to look at is newgrounds, with it's dark colors. I'm probably going to have to use my sisters monitor instead of the great envision 22" monitor my parents shelled out 200 bucks for that we're never getting back.

Well yippity ding-dong day!

YEEEHAAAH!

Insert gunshot noises.

:: I am Bender, please insert girder.

Makes you think, "What if all this crap is happening in the same world?"
I mean, talking toys, talking cars, monsters in your closest who are actually there to entertain you, old men who explore desolate lands in their houses made to fly with balloons, Wasn't "Bolt" a Pixar film to?
I mean, why can't we have all that? Now I'm mad at pixar for showing us the world god could have made but decided not to. Jerk.

Well, Okay. But just so you know:

If you were gay
That'd be okay
I mean cause hey
I'd like you anyway

Because you see,
If it were MEEEEEEEEEEE
I would feel free to say
That I was gay
BUT, I'm not gay.

If you were queer
I'd still be here
Year after year!
Because your dear to me

And I know that you
Would accept me TOOOOOO
If I told you today,
"HEY, GUESS WHAT, I'M GAY!"
BUT, I'm not gay.

I'm happy,
Just being with you

So what should it matter to me,
What you DO IN BED WITH GUYS!

If you were gay,
I'd shout, "HOORAY!"
And here I'd stay
But I wouldn't get in your way!

You can count on me,
To always BEEEEE
Beside you every day!
To tell you, "It's okay!"
You just born that way!
And as they say, it's in your D.N.A!
YOUR GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

If you were gay...

At 6/23/10 06:38 PM, Yokumashu wrote: So my girlfriend of 2 1/2 years and I broke up earlier today because she felt that we were growing apart.

Well, if she was worried about not seeing enough of you, splitting up is just going to get rid of another reason to be within a mile of each other, isn't it?

At 6/24/10 03:43 AM, San7a wrote:

At 6/24/10 03:40 AM, CommanderFalcon wrote: Also, as I type this, Family Guy is doing an episode on racism on the TV right next to me. How ironic.

That isn't irony.

It fits my definition of irony. I don't feel like putting it into words right now, so instead I say, "To each his own."

At 6/23/10 05:10 PM, Stereocrisis wrote: Well, it's just that every time there is an obstacle for us the overcome, we accomplish the task in a dick way.

For example, we needed land to live on, so we screwed over the Indians.

We took the land, but needed yard work done, so we enslaved a race of people.

We illegalized slavery, only to tell them they had to use the colored bathrooms and drinking fountains. It doesn't end there either. We really treated black people like shit. It was either back of the bus, or they got arrested.

We only made black people equal in the 50's and 60's with all the protests and black rights activists up the governments ass. And as if we had been beaten, we gave in to the pressures of boycotting and protests. White people did NOT want to make black people equals. They were forced. That makes all the difference. It's not like we woke up one day and realized what assholes we were. We were FORCED and PLEADED with, until we caved in.

Nowadays, I can't even be proud of my race because white people act black. so...

Yeah, white people definitely fucked up alot of innocent lives to get their way.

We just took everything by force and little by little the minorities became big enough groups of people who said fuck that, and they fought back.

Little by little, we see changes, but it is all because it is being fought for. White people are STILL trying to own the world, and are only not capable because of the number of different races who won't put up with that shit anymore.

"We" didn't do shit. I have no memory of whipping a black man because he didn't want to pick cotton. That shit was around two-hundred years ago, and people need to get the fuck over it. Don't forget it, so it doesn't happen again, but Jesus H, shut the fuck about it. As for still trying to own the world, white people are still the majority in America.
If we wanted to keep the world under white wraps, all the white people would have voted for McCain. I am sick of people who act like because you're white, you're the next Glenn Beck. We're all just going to end up interbreeding with each other and everyone will have a skin color similar to Mexican people.

Also, as I type this, Family Guy is doing an episode on racism on the TV right next to me. How ironic.

I googled "funny quotes," closed my eyes, and punch my screen. Which ever was closest to the thickest bundled of cracks, I picked. It's amazing how I can retain my grammar when I can't see what the fuck I'm typing.

Might get banned from double-posting, but anyone remember that one episode of Courage when a cat lady comes in with a huge white mask, is racist against dogs-like Courage-and it turns out the reason is because her best friend, a rabbit, is getting beat like cake batter by a gang of dogs whose leader acts like he loves her but only keeps her around as a trophy? Then, Courage decides, "THIS SHALL NOT STAND!" and goes on a high risk mission to break her out and reunite the two "friends?" I put that in quotes because, seemed to me that hug they had at the end was a bit, uh, "passionate." Seriously, listen to how the cat lady talks to her friend and you'll be able to pick up on what I'm saying.

At 6/22/10 09:56 PM, Alex12345269 wrote:

At 6/22/10 09:54 PM, slingshot14 wrote: Oh yeah man, remember this fucker. Made me piss my pants.

Oh god I remember that thing.

Oh, poor retarded love child of Jesus and Chucky, why the every-lovin' HELL did you post that? I've already stayed up all night, and now that bastard will be there every time I close my eyes.

At 6/22/10 04:56 PM, Yamor wrote:

At 6/22/10 04:55 PM, 111122223138 wrote: War: You're either a friendly or an enemy

What about being neutral? Your point now seems quite void. Back to the drawing board I suppose?

Only for that point. Everything else seems pretty solid.

Well generally, I come up with a bit of news for my extremely small group of close friends (two other people) and we make it as funny as possible, then adding it to our ever growing list of inside jokes. It's getting to the point where we practically speak in inside jokes.

At 6/20/10 07:49 AM, Ragnarokia wrote: At least the Rapier looks nice. Good old Nazis. If that is a rapier I can't remember the definitions of : everything.

It would have been more epic if they had unintentionally named it the raper. I know I'm not the first to say it, but you can't deny how epic it would be to say, "You just got raped by me and my raper."

That sounded alot better in my head.

At 6/20/10 04:44 PM, Jolly wrote: She keeps the other bots occupied when there is nothing to do on NewGrounds.

And so, lulz were had by all, thanks to Jolly!

At 6/20/10 05:12 PM, iamgrimreaper wrote: Kim Jong Il is supposed to be immortal, cause he "drinks the blood of virgins, so he does not age."... : When he dies, they'll probably just say he stepped down for his son. They probably think his dad is still : alive.

You must be BSing. No one can be that stupid. They just can't.

At 6/20/10 11:42 AM, SomaGuye wrote:

At 6/20/10 11:38 AM, Ass-Crumb wrote: somaguye is pretty vocal about being nice to pedophiles, i bet that guy supports child rape. what a baby fucker.

Typical General, why do I even come here.

The attitude towards pedophiles is the same as it was towards gays a few decades ago. Look where that ended up.

Except I'm pretty sure not even left libertarians are going to accept people who are sexually attracted to human beings who are under the age of 13, and so mostly don't understand why boys have 'pepees' and girls have 'nothings.' The gay thing is different, they both understand what's going on. A three year old has next to no hope of knowing why this man is touching him that way. I do believe that pedophiles can't control it, just like gays. But they, unlike gays, are just gonna have to fucking deal, because no parent is going to let their child pose so some stranger can beat his meat.

At 6/19/10 07:37 PM, Idiocy wrote: because most of the time their justification is humans are more intelligent, but that's not a criteria even : they use since they would then not have a problem with the idea of eating mentally disabled or infantile : humans

Because they are human children, you ass. "Mentally Disabled" does not mean they aren't still sentient and aware of the world around them. It means they can't learn as fast as the rest of us and their faces are stuck in a weird position. Now answer the damn question, what are those in your sig?

At 6/20/10 08:40 AM, KittehAnims wrote: Don't sweat it man, she'll probably be a prostitute when she grows up.

One of you two should be her pimp and give her all the fat hairy truckers!

I can't really get into to soccer, but even I have to call BS here. So basically, Kim Jongalona Dingdong part3 or something is throwing a hissy-fit because he's short and his team sucks? Because that's what I'm getting out of this.

At 6/19/10 02:40 PM, Eltelelel wrote: it is kind of tiring to hear this type of news outside of the U.S. because it is nothing new because people from 3rd world countries like these are known for being savages.

Now don't you think that's a little racist?

At 6/20/10 01:39 AM, Yukin wrote: I find it extremely stupid how women get away with this bullshit. As all you know women rights are advancing throughout the ages, and these super feminists are fighting for equality more. Now if they want to be on an equal footing with men, punch me, I punch you back. Simple as that.

No, feminists fight for equal rights. Super feminists fight for complete female domination and the same pay, but different respects, such as 'never hit a girl.' They're also generally the ones that support those weird female-student-only classes to teach how to defend against (read: get the edge over) men, as though males are sadistic animals who wants nothing more than to rip their (woman's) pants of, make a baby, then act like they've never seen her before in their life. If I was ever caught in that situation, and I plan never to be, I wouldn't abandon the kid or the mother, for three reasons.

1: My mom would kick my ass.
2: My dad would kick my ass.
3: Both of them raised me better than that.