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It's gettin' mighty close to the time when we can use the Second Amendment for what it was really meant. When our government gets a big head, we're allowed to shoot it full o' holes and deflate it.

Actually, a live action Jimmy Neutron sounds alright, so long as they don't make the actor were his stupid haircut. Or put any "effects" in like with that one show about a kid with a mickey mouse rip-off in his head.
Other than that, long as it has a good plot with inventions slightly based in reality, it might actually be watchable. Live action remakes are meant to show what would it be like if all that was happening was real.

And no one wears all pink.

Not even those "only real men can wear pink" fags.

At 7/27/10 05:35 AM, RubberTrucky wrote: I would challenge them to a debate.

I would challenge them to a dance off. Whoever loses has to leave town forever. Now, we all know bible-thumpers can't dance, so all you have to do is learn how to moonwalk and they're out of your life for good.

At 7/24/10 04:18 PM, KalebKore wrote: Hello out there to all you listeners in the wasteland! Three Dog here, comin' at ya with another photoshop chop job...

That made my Willy happy. Now, how long could he last against all these guys?

At 7/24/10 08:38 PM, necopie wrote: HEAD ON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD!

WHAT THE FUCK FOR! WHAT IS WRONG WITH MY FOREHEAD TO THE POINT I MUST RESORT TO USING STRANGE CHEMICALS THE GET RID OF AND/OR IMPROVE IT!?

Caps Lock is you bestest friend.

At 7/24/10 05:44 PM, CaptainFaggot wrote: Looks like somebody...
*puts on sunglasses*
Just got stoned.

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

May I say sir, that this was a quick joke to make me ROCLMAO.

Whoever guesses what the C is gets a free brain transplant!

I thought all that stuff about Obama trying to change our nation to communism was bullshit. Now I can see it, and I don't like it. Why can't Obama fill his schedule by solving real problems, like the Gulf or Osama? Not only is this a complete waste of our government's time, it's a complete waste a money they will inevitably use to waste this time, and will lead to reduced freedom for the everyday American, not criminals who actually deserve their freedoms limited.. Also, don't more countries than America use the internet? What the hell does Britain think of this? Spain? France? Hell, I'd take that annoying Dutch guy right now!

At 9/18/09 01:00 AM, NeverAgain92 wrote:

At 9/18/09 12:56 AM, Samen wrote: And to think they do it all without having an actual brain.

But ants do have brains, it's called genitalia.

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?

At 11/28/09 04:57 AM, FeedingAdiction wrote:

My room's been infested by ants for the past 5 days. One even bit me in the dick.

So that's where you got the title!

BoS, son.

She looks like a whore. I have standards, sir, and I do not appreciate you gallivanting your wild ideas around us more proper folk, so I will have to ask you to kindly STFU and GTFO. Good day to you.

Seriously though, she looks like a hooker.

At 7/20/10 12:23 PM, SSXorcist15 wrote: Does anyone actually say that they look HATCHI MATCHI YAI YAI YAI YAI hot?

I knew one, but she got transfered to the Special ed class pretty fast, so I never asked where she got it. Guess I know now!

So, you put in the topic title, and I quote, "I Hate Black People! Fuck the Naacp!"
Yet the first thing you say in your post is, "I don't hate black people"
Your either racist or not, you can't play this game with me, bitch.

This just in, Fuck paragraphs.

At 7/7/10 09:00 PM, orangebomb wrote: 2. Palestine has the right to exist

Uh, no. It makes me wonder why Muslims are so batshit crazy over less than 50 miles of sand and dirt called Israel. They have thousands of miles of the Middle East and Central Asia that they can call home, and they want more than that. Why are there still radicals in the Palestianian region, fighting over nothing more than slums and sand, when they can just go over to Lebanon, Syria, Saudi Arabia, etc., and live in peace, instead of bombing Israel to the ground, and then Israel fight back.

Let me stop you right there.
When the Israelites went to Egypt, someone else moved in to Canaan, the original name for Israel. These were the Palestinians. Some years later, (I have heard many different amounts, at most 2000) the Israelites came back from Egypt.
Now, when the Palestinians got there, the Israelites were already gone. Imagine, after 2000 years of living somewhere, another people came and said you had to leave because their god said so.
You'd be pretty pissed.
Anyway, other things happened, and the Israelites, or Jews, now moved mostly into Europe. Skipped forward after WW2, and the Allied Powers simply gave what was then Palestine to the Jews. So now Palestinians were being booted out by bigger, stronger countries who never had business there to begin with. All this led to the cluster-fuck we have today. It's not a matter of Muslim vs Jew, but of We've lived here longer against our God said this is ours, so we got big friends to come and kick you out.

A jack-off at my school had this to say:

"Obama's a Nazi fascist!"

To which I replied:

"What makes you say that?"

To which he replied:

"The Bible says so!"

..............

At 7/16/10 04:47 PM, HotActionYifFur wrote:

At 7/16/10 04:42 PM, Crag wrote:

At 7/16/10 04:29 PM, HotActionYiffFur wrote:

You know, HYAF, I always thought you just used the persona you've created here for trolling like a champ.

nope, just like having fin with it. I even use it on con badges and stuff.

HOW DO YOU HAVE TWO DIFFERENT SIGS?!

Also, just my opinion but, why can't we all just have a massive orgy and forget all about it?

I generally help people who I care about. If you're a stranger, then you and your guilt tripping puppy eyes can go fuck yourselves. However, if you have been a close friend for more than a day, then I'll carry all your furniture when you move. On my back.

Just remember, I'll expect you to do the same.

Alright, I've calmed down. Everything I said was completely true, now I can just keep it to myself. You see, my life is going great, and because of it, every now and again I start acting like Brucie from GTA 4. I stiil totally believe all that (and so should everyone else) now I'm not as vocal about it. Give me about a week and it'll start acting up again.

At 7/15/10 06:38 PM, RedCoin wrote: i dunno, i am pretty good i guess

That's right, Red, you are awesome. And every bitch on this goddamn PLANET knows it! Now go wreck some pussy like the ultra manly man you are!

I'm having my weekly OPTIMISM OVERLOAD!!!

At 7/15/10 06:31 PM, JKMonkey wrote: is there a such thing as an ALPHA-FEMALE?

sounds unattractive...

Think wolves, man. That's right, you guys are every bit MORE awesome than wolves. Congrats Newgrounds, God smiles upon you.

Peace out.

At 7/14/10 07:33 PM, sk8erdie711 wrote: the doors open up so you can give hand jobs

Now it looks freakin' awesome!

You. Yes, you.
You are the greatest, do you understand? Now you are going to wake up every morning, look yourself in the mirror, and tell the world that you are the ALPHA MALE! Or FEMALE! Because you are the greatest, and I love you.
Not in a sexual way, but in a 'we're bros, bro' way. Because you are the king of the hill, number one, alpha male, heart breaking, money making, best person in the mutha-fuckin' WORLD!
And don't let none of these jealous losers tell you different, champ.

You're the greatest.

At 7/14/10 08:18 PM, TheBlueRaven wrote:

At 7/14/10 08:02 PM, pie4me6 wrote: Apparently Obama is a communist socialist dictator Nazi who was born in Africa.

also a Muslim

He's a Nazi, terrorist, Muslim, Communist! And a zombie, too, I think he's a zombie.

At 7/13/10 11:53 AM, bunrboy wrote: science is awesome, if you study sports you can beat the shit out of someone, but if you study science you can trip someone over and make them collaps into themselfs and cause a hypernova :D

I once saw a show where an Irish mentalist wiped all of someone's memories. They didn't recognize their best friend since kindergarten or themselves in a mirror. Imagine if every nerd could do that!

He gave the guy his memories back. That sucks.

At 7/12/10 10:26 PM, nsc007 wrote: Why not do like the Russians suggested a few weeks ago and use a small nuke to turn the hole into a glass plug. It worked on all their nasty oil spills.

But just think for a second, "How many people live in Russia?"
Can you think how setting off nukes in the ocean might relate to that?

Get new friends.

But seriously, I know sometimes, life throws you curve-balls. That just means there's no sense throwing them yourself.
Friend #1 isn't in any danger of screwing up his life. No one is going to take a marriage proposal from a 15 year old over YouTube seriously.
Friend #2 would be feeling much worse if I was in your position. Getting someone pregnant, regardless of their age, in your teens screws everyone involved. And you shouldn't feel bad. It's his shit, let him deal with it. Like I said, it screws everyone involved, so best not to get involved.You can't save everyone. Who he should be asking for advice is his parents.

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAIIIIIT!!!!!!!!!!!

I wanted a cheeseburger and a side of fries... :'(

At 7/14/10 09:12 AM, IncendiaryProduction wrote:

At 7/13/10 10:00 PM, argile wrote: Oh sorry ... didn't the whole thing. I just went with the title and assumed that by destroyed it meant something fatal. Good to hear he was'nt

thats what you get for assuming

To assume makes an ass of u and me.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOROFLlol

At 7/9/10 10:13 AM, MightyJackHammer wrote: I'm black, and irish as well.

You can now officially make Chuck Norris your bitch.

At 7/12/10 12:07 PM, PsycadelicKid wrote: By the way, In Hitlers Biography, It states he killed Jews because he saw shops owned by Jews everywhere taking money from the people of Germany.

I thought it was because his mother died of cancer and the doctor treating her was Jewish?