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At 8/8/10 12:22 AM, thdrkside wrote: sounds like a good idea for a movie.

Hell yeah it does, patent that shit OP.

At 8/7/10 08:03 PM, DragonFyre9 wrote: Groovy.

That was mine, goddammit.

Area 51 is just a military base with a cool name.

Now the Pentagon? That's where the shit goes down.

At 8/7/10 10:26 PM, adrshepard wrote: Another reason why you shouldn't trust the Daily Show to do your thinking for you.

Stewart doesn't think for me. I just trust him more than I do FOX or CNN, because he's too busy making jokes to put a slant on it. It's a sad day when a parody of a news show is more trust worthy than the actual news shows. Besides, he's funny.

On another note, I'd like to know what the typical procedure is for compensating emergency personnel who suffer similar long-term conditions due to their work.

So would I.

Yesterday, I learned that the House of Representatives shot down better healthcare for the heroes who saved survivors of 9/11. You want to know what they're excuse was?

"It'll make taxes go up."

Really? You can't be assed to poor out $5 for these people? Some of which are dying because of 9/11 RELATED HEALTH COMPLICATIONS?! The bill (I guess you could call it that) DID get the majority vote. However, the Democrats who presented it decide to move that they needed 2/3 of the House to increase the bill's weight or power or something.

Here's the kicker, they passed a DECREASE on GUN TAXES in the SAME FUCKING WEEK!!!

At 7/22/10 02:16 AM, FatherTime89 wrote: Are you sure he wasn't joking?

I mean really all you have to is point out that the Bible was written way before Obama or the Nazi party.

Look at this emote. That is what he looked like.

I'm scared of large deep sea creatures. Except blue whales. Blue whales are majestic and kind creatures. But anything else bigger than a shark can go fuck itself.

At 8/6/10 04:34 PM, vannila-guerilla wrote:

At 8/6/10 10:35 AM, CommanderFalcon wrote: Tie between the Arabics and the Chinese for me. Both made very important contributions in terms of technology, but in the way I measure the coolness of civilizations (wars and mythology) they're still pretty even.

The Arabics did contribute a lot to science, but most of it was passed down to them by the Greeks. When the conquered Egypt they took with them all the knowledge of the Greeks.

Oh, you just had to ruin my mood, didn't you? You just to come in, all "they ripped of the Greeks HURR!" Well, fuck me and my opinion let's all just bow down before our new ruler so he can anully fuck us for not being him!

JK, you know your stuff, I respect that. Much love to ya, dog.

Tie between the Arabics and the Chinese for me. Both made very important contributions in terms of technology, but in the way I measure the coolness of civilizations (wars and mythology) they're still pretty even.

At 8/5/10 06:38 PM, RYNOL wrote: In Europe we get the impression that you're all racist, fat, and dumb!

How strange, we think the same of you guys!

Maybe we're not so different after all...

At 8/5/10 05:07 PM, Prinzy2 wrote:

At 8/5/10 05:03 PM, ICY-HURR wrote: White people can't jump?

Or dance.

We can dance, we're normally just to drunk. Or busy drinking. Or trying to remember what we did the last time we we're drunk while sipping a Bud Lite.

At 8/5/10 03:48 PM, Cootie wrote: ...I never post about it on FaceBook...

No, Yacootiemor, you don't. You post about it on Newgrounds.

At 8/5/10 06:04 AM, arcansi wrote: ...many of the posters there are artists...

HEY, HEY, HEY!

Posting your three-year-old's crayon drawing of Sonic does not an artist make!

At 8/5/10 11:12 AM, Zecampeao wrote: A sword.

Who's holding it?

At 4/25/09 10:11 AM, InvertedScrotum wrote: Story

You see what she did? You saw it, right? That's called a "lie." There's no way she waited three years to find the kid's daddy. DNA test the little bastard and tell us what happens.

Of course, you more than likely made that up, but better safe than sorry.

At 8/5/10 01:54 PM, mothballs wrote:

At 8/5/10 01:53 PM, Entrax wrote: Drink without ice.

I am not drinking hot water without ice. That is fucking ridiculous.

Then turn the faucet to cold, it's not rocket science.

My own beliefs say that some race of spirits who age backwards wants to learn the secret of life, and so create bodies for themselves and go out onto Earth to learn everything they can about life for those who aren't immortal like them. That's where we come from, as vessels for them to learn.

So, basically, resurrection for the win.

The ceiling.

At 8/3/10 07:16 PM, Digital-Terror wrote: yamor, why did you have to go change names like that?

Wait, wait, wait. Cootie is Yamor? I thought it was some fan who just admired the eggs in Yamor's sig! Hell, I didn't know Cootie was a guy! (No offense, but with a name like 'Cootie' how can you blame me?)

This throws my entire perception of reality into question...

Fuck harsh, you did what you had to do. He was being a punk, and you did him a favor by getting him to shut up before that big willy bullshit got him smacked. Now maybe he'll think before opening his flabby mouth.

On an unrelated note, here is a humorous picture of a homeless power ranger to brighten everyone's day.

ALIENS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I like it/me

If he would just use new jokes in his specials instead of recycling the old shit all the time, he'd probably be really funny. Same with Dane Cook. And if Cook shortened his jokes a bit.

At 8/2/10 10:59 AM, TommySunner wrote: People, Stop Using Torrents to get Games! Buy Games!Like Metro 2033,Or Splinter Cell. But Stop Using A Torrent To Get A Game
If You Torrent online Games,like Team Fortress 2,CS:Source You Will Get Nothing.

Why The Fuck Are You Capitalizing Every Goddamn Word, Douche Bag?

I've only read to halfway down the third page, and here's what I have so far:

Avie is the one I agree with, but misspells "bigot" and overuses the abortion clinic bombings. More examples would be nice.

The guy who Avie is destroying is a complete hypocrite but doesn't believe he is, and thankfully doesn't get so fired up about the issue while showing he doesn't like being called a hypocrite.

Pro-something-or-another I haven't been paying much attention to, but what I get out of it is he has the same thinking as the last guy, he's just much more violent about defending his opinion

And pox thinks that there's no point in making it because religion is useless.

Is that a fair summary of the discussion to the third page?

At 7/31/10 08:03 AM, StupidFingers wrote: You western people just always take everything as true from western news and sites, and western books.

You shutcho' pie hole. Now iffin you'll excuse me, me and Benji Jessup got us some cattle t' herd, and your eastern ching-chong nonsense is holdin' us back

YEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

At 8/2/10 09:40 AM, CommanderFalcon wrote: You have the chance to not only egg a famous man's house, but a famous man many-a-twelve year old masturbates to. AND YOU HAVE TO FUCKING THINK ABOUT IT!?!

Forgot the pic that was supposed to go with that

You have the chance to not only egg a famous man's house, but a famous man many-a-twelve year old masturbates to. AND YOU HAVE TO FUCKING THINK ABOUT IT!?!

I don't pray, I meditate. But then again, my family are all hippies.
They only gave me a computer so I could learn to hunt down all the facts about what our government is really like. Thats why I buy into conspiracy theories and eat salads without dressing for dinner every night.

My family portraits all look like this

At 7/29/10 04:23 AM, Legend7c wrote: jolly age of 17.

15 years in dog is around 90 in human. He lived a more than a full life, and sounds like he had a damn good time while he was here. In the end, that's all that really matters, living a good and fun life.

On a side note, that damn "poo stick" ad is above my post.

At 7/28/10 01:21 AM, AbstractPathologist wrote:

At 7/28/10 01:05 AM, JudasChad wrote: i was pissed. they were all such pansies against the gang

lol yeah

They should get a Navy Seal next season. Or a gladiator. I would love to see a dude in post-apocalyptic gladiator armor using a car door as his shield and a bat as his sword