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Response to: PETA sucks Posted February 19th, 2012 in General

People like these are why we have such huge rates of anorexia and bulimia. Even though I'm a vegetarian I think their dictatorial delusions about veganism can only harm others, and, by extension, their cause.

Response to: lets troll the afterlife! Posted February 19th, 2012 in General

Thats got to be the stupidest idea that I've heard in a long time, and I've read the entire Sweet Valley High series.

Why don't I just troll you bronies by linking you to Cupcakes.

Response to: You can stop smoking... Posted February 19th, 2012 in General

At 1/9/11 12:20 PM, iamgrimreaper wrote:
3 fucking years, living in temptation, but I've been able to stop.

But clearly you're not the cool kid that smoking makes you, so that's null and void.

Response to: do ppl complain about ur avatar? Posted February 18th, 2012 in General

The better question is: why did you put your mom on your forum signature?

Response to: I'm Pleased My Cock Isn't Mutilated Posted February 18th, 2012 in General

At A few seconds ago, DirtyMeatball wrote:
Now quit worrying about other guy's dicks and go back to /b/.

You first and I demand a screencap.

Response to: I'm Pleased My Cock Isn't Mutilated Posted February 18th, 2012 in General

At A few seconds ago, Luke wrote: Dicks look gross if they aren't circumcised.

You clearly didn't read my OP stating that the fact that 20,000 nerves are cut off and that friction in all cases of intimacy is lowered is the reason for my opposition to this barbarism.

I'm Pleased My Cock Isn't Mutilated Posted February 18th, 2012 in General

I've alwys wondered why people's parents and family would voluntarily cut off protective skin and highly sensitive parts of their cock without ny regard for the huge amount of plesure they are stopping their future adult from having. I'm glad my penis is intact, and it's able to feel the pleasure that foreskin has, which is over 20,000 nerve endings and friction on my penis, which actually makes wanking and sex so much more enjoyable. Essentially, cut (mutilated) cocks simply can't be used for pleasure. They're just like dry piston rods.

I feel sad for people without their penis being comfortable. It must be sad.

Why would anyone's parents cut their baby's cocks? It's downright barbaric, anyone know why this horrendous practice is still being continued?

Response to: Cynthia Nixon "i Choose To Be Gay" Posted February 18th, 2012 in General

Choice or not, homosexuality is an act of love, and it should be seen as wrong to bully gays for that reason; just because their partner has differently shaped genitals doesn't make their love "wrong".

Can You Eat Dandruff? Posted February 18th, 2012 in General

If you eat dandruff, would you be able to derive nutrition enough to survive?

Yes or no?

I'll continue doing it, it's tasty. There isn't any medical problem with eating it, is there?

Pokemon you'd have sex with Posted February 18th, 2012 in General

Gardevoir, I'd smoke some weedle then hit that bitch.

What about you guys?

I Have This Fetish Posted February 18th, 2012 in General

I have this ankle fetish. The problem is, my ankle fetish is becoming a problem- allow me to explain.

The ankle is usually hidden where I live, usually by tracky pants or some other shitty clothing becuse of the high population of chavs here.

I was walking in a park close to where I live, and I happened to see a female chav walking past, and she was pretty fit. I instantly began crawling to her ankles. I was so turned on at my first ankle-sex situation, that I salivated, biting into her. Naturally, she ran, and I now need to know if my ankle-sex doesn't legally count as bodily harm to the girl because I still had my front teeth embedded inside her as she ran, and they are, in fact, removed from my mouth and are no longer in my mouth.

Help me, please.

Response to: Cynthia Nixon "i Choose To Be Gay" Posted February 18th, 2012 in General

I think there's at least one advantage to homosexuality; homosexuals can still be in marriages, etcetera, and they understand the female point of view on things. So, taking that into consideration, homosexuals would be more likely to marry wealthier and more economically protected women with good listening skills, thus giving their off-spring a better chance at life when they're born.

I actually envy gays, they don't have to deal with female nagging, just other people who they know because, well, they're them.

No wonder gay used to mean happy.
Response to: Antisemitism? Zionists? What? Posted February 18th, 2012 in Politics

At 2 hours ago, Cometstyle wrote: It's hilarious that Zionists bring up atrocities committed against Jews (one oppressed minority) to justify their insanitary policies against the Palestinians.

Irony: using genocide against Jews as an excuse for Israel's genocide against Palestine.

Whoops, should have said Palestinians.

Response to: Cynthia Nixon "i Choose To Be Gay" Posted February 18th, 2012 in General

At A few seconds ago, Gagsy wrote: Good for her, and yes I think it can be a choice for some people.

I dunno: I've met very attractive guys whom I'd never dream of fucking. I mean, if that argument is true then does the mind just switch from being homo one day and hetero the next or what?

It would get really confusing, wouldn't it, not knowing whether you liked penis or vagina.

Response to: Antisemitism? Zionists? What? Posted February 18th, 2012 in Politics

It's hilarious that Zionists bring up atrocities committed against Jews (one oppressed minority) to justify their insanitary policies against the Palestinians.

Irony: using genocide against Jews as an excuse for Israel's genocide against Palestine.

Response to: Cynthia Nixon "i Choose To Be Gay" Posted February 18th, 2012 in General

Does the average person choose to be heterosexual?

Atheist Fanatics Posted February 17th, 2012 in General

I believe very strongly in God. Whenever I go on-line, some 300lB neckbeard tells me I shouldn't be openl faithful and/ or encourage belief in God without evidence.

Yet we do have evidence. Most of the Bible displays the requisite miracles for God. The apparitions to the Virgin Mary were real.

I'm sick of you Atheists trying to use the internet to change my mind on God. Why do you harras other human beings if you atheists are all in for humanity, as you claim? You are greatly enhancing my misery by telling me that I am wrong on God. Stop being such FAITH-based Atheists and STOP trying to convert those who clearly don't want to be converted to atheism.

Response to: Lsd / Acid? Posted February 17th, 2012 in General

At 2 hours ago, BubblyMac wrote: Is it really that hard for someone to have a good time without drugs?

^This.

Trust me, kids, most drugs are fucking overrated. Do weed because it's fun, but most drugs are just some high that leaves you feeling like shit afterwards.

Sex With a Black vs Incest Posted February 17th, 2012 in General

If you HAD to fuck either a random black, or a member of your family, who would you pick and why?

Response to: Mac Osx: Mountain Lion Posted February 17th, 2012 in General

PC user here selecting my text using right-clicking, you mad?

Response to: Sexual Disease Discrimination Posted February 13th, 2012 in General

ll2none, I am not willing to catch an STD, I just think that these scares are deliberately and disproportionately aimed at minorities like me (I'm half Pakistani), and I don't feel the need to change my behavior over that. I'm worried about being scapegoated if I pass an STD on accidentally.

Sexual Disease Discrimination Posted February 13th, 2012 in General

As a proud lower-class male, I see no harm in fucking women in an unsafe manner with an STD. The reason for this is that the Government clearly wishes to invoke harm on those who are poor or in a minority such as myself. The Government never hands out methods of curing these diseases, clearly hoping that low birth-rates will destroy the downtrodden and the dispossessed.

I regularly go to bathhouses, and other sexual liaisons. I never use safe sexual means of prevention of diseases because I see no point in destroying my own sexual experiences in the way of cutting down on random sexual encounters.

I am writing this because I'm wondering how likely it is that I'll be traced if there is an outbreak of STDs in my area. Please help.