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Half Gordon Freeman, half Master Chief

Jefe maestro in spanish, random fact!

At 1/22/10 02:54 AM, PainfulJess wrote: 3rd Gen Irish on my pops side and afro american on moms side (with some native american thrown somewhere in there)

Are you Jimi Hendrix?

Here.

"Why are black people so loud?"
"Why does my vag smell?"

I'm half white, half hispanic

I WISH I was black for AT LEAST one day, just to see how it feels

What? white people can use "n*gga" my n*gga, oh, hi Stamper!

Then no one buts idiots or bastard rich would buy it.

The Incredibles for the PS2

and I thought, as an 8 or 9 year old kid, I would play a game no matter how crappy it is, eheheheheh
WRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGG !!!!!!

Sweet!

I just read the descpription for this part of the BBS, sorry
(If a mod is reading this, please delete this thread, or move it to general section, thanks!)

Whats your favorite lyric line from any song?
"My dick, like a rhinocerous, full blast, in your esophagus......
^Stamper, "Dick Clubbin'"

At 1/18/10 02:13 AM, JustsTrollingAlong wrote: I would be myself because I don't have such a horrible life that I need to find solace and escape by imagining that I am a predefined character that other people have created.... I can create myself to be the way I wish to be.

^ Your name now makes sense.

Make your dick bigger by two inches (Inches being a unit of measurement here in the USA)

like to be?
I couldn't answer honestly,
I could be Solid Snake, a badass snaping necks and sliting throats, but I'd be old quick....
I could be Master Chief, saving the world and hardly ever speaking a word, but I'd be stranded in a different Galaxy....
I could be Spider-man, but I would never have enough money, and now I'm no longer married to my smoking hot model wife.....

Still what would YOU be?

Big deal.

Well, I got myself a laptop for X-mas and its better than the family computer and I'm happy with it here are the specs:
Intel GMA 4500M
Intel Pentium T4300 @ 2.10 GHZ
Windows 7 64-bit
Max res: 1366X768 (yay! HD!)
RAM: 3 GB

Side notes:
Source engine games run smoothly at 20 FPS with full settings, I'm able to spam nukes in gmod with little worry, GTA vice city also runs great, lags a little when it rains, I usually turn off backround apps (Windows sidebar, HP wireless helper, ETC.)

I'm aiming down, but suddenly it goes down AND shoots straight into the toilet cover in front of me at the same time?

What is this called and why does it happen? I'm tired of cleaning up my piss and I don't want my mother getting mad at me. (I don't put the seat up.)

Who else would love to see a cock joke collection in the collections page?

Fuck turned into ####
Erm....
Why the fuck?

pistol on you would you still run? or laugh at them in their face?

If you ask me, 15 feet from that motherfucker, that gun can't do jack shit.

They were in a box, safe and sound.
Grow a pair.

I like cats too =3

Ford Model T, just for the feel of it, or the "Fails so bad its epic" feeling?
I hear there is still some fuctioning ones out there 0_o

The Incredible Hulk.

What. The. FUCK. did you say to me BITCH? RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

and that green is favorite color.

Well, I don't get much homework at highschool, I play on my new laptop from christmas on my laptop, mostly Steam games. Before then, it was my 360 playing Fallout 3.

Hint - pre-puberty kids

Now I get it, although it still satires the 360 AND the PS3.

^ 6 seconds.
People might think that deserves a FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-, but I'm seriously glad I hit the back button back to this thread

Even better, "dick clubbin'" by Stamper.

Stop hating on L4D2.
My theories for people trolling L4D2:
1: They where in the boycott.
2: They are probably pissed at Vavle for not reavling Episode 3 at E3 instead.
3: They are idiots who insist that DLC is better than a sequel.
4: They truly didn't like the game and are P.M.S'ed that its on the list.

Surprised Tekken 6 isn't up there, still hadn't played it yet though.

Stop hating on L4D2.
My theories for people trolling L4D2:
1: They where in the boycott.
2: They are probably pissed at Vavle for not reavling Episode 3 at E3 instead.
3: They are idiots who insist that DLC is better than a sequel.
4: They truly didn't like the game and are P.M.S'ed that its on the list.

Surprised Tekken 6 isn't up there, still hadn't played it yet though.

When I try to play it it feels like a VCR on FWD, I know the game is really old, but when I play Deus Ex GOTY I had no problems (that too was an old game) what setting should I use?
Just in case too, these are my specs for my new laptop:
Intel GMA 4500M
Intel Pentium dual core T4300 @ 2.10 GHZ
3 GB of RAM

Fairly sure your an attention whore but whatever.