At 1/11/09 07:28 PM, SoulMaster71 wrote: Yeah... Mock Trial and Quiz Bowl are about the only things I've got going on in my life right now, so I still have time to spend on NG.

Ugh, I wish WE had a Mock Trial! I plan on going to Law School. We did it as a project in middle school and I destroyed the witnesses. Also, I'm in Quiz Bowl (Hi-Q here). Current captain, too, which is weird because I'm a Junior. Last year, I was the youngest playing member. Scored 26 of 44 points, so that made me happy. Our first competition is tomorrow!

At 1/7/09 10:22 PM, dvsilverwing wrote: Guys still recruiting? If so i'll join....i guess.

Disclaimer: I realize that I probably no longer have this power, so this judgment is not final. That is up to...whoever.

Anyways, THANK YOU! Thank you for gracing us with your greatness! Oh, you GUESS that you'll join? You GUESS? Well then. I guess you're probably not going to be allowed in. Show some enthusiasm! You aren't forced to join groups. We don't need members; new members need us. Come back in a few posts.

At 12/28/08 12:14 AM, DarkSoldier wrote:

As for you paying for stuff, I don't think you should. You've done your part when you were up top back in the day, and you should enjoy your retirement. We don't need prizes to do a contest; I think we're all competitive enough around here to not need $20 shirts to get us interested in the contest.

Okay, I think as a page 1 member, it is my personal responsibility to complain that I won about $5 total throughout the years, and I want my Goddamn stickers. I remember planning to save up for them...on page one lol.

At 12/28/08 12:05 AM, TheThing wrote:

At 12/27/08 11:25 PM, Cole wrote: I had to work both Christmas Eve and Day. Which was lame. Then I got a random $100 tip, which was AWESOME.

I think getting, what, 50% of a weekly salary in a day is well worth working on Christmas.

What did you guys get for Christmas/Chanukkah? I got an iHome, some shirts, and a bunch of money.

I got some (well, a lot of) clothes, a set of dumbells, and some gift cards to various places.

Lol, I don't get paid well. Try 400% of a weekly salary lol. Granted, I work 3 days a week. Still, it's a ton of money for my job.

Okay, so, I may not have been here for Christmas, but it's still the 2nd day of Kwanzaa. And the somethingith day of Chanukkah. I know Phantom used to celebrate that, before he became all "Bwuh God sucks." So, how has everyone been? I had to work both Christmas Eve and Day. Which was lame. Then I got a random $100 tip, which was AWESOME. What did you guys get for Christmas/Chanukkah? I got an iHome, some shirts, and a bunch of money.

On the topic of Black Friday, I went with my mom. Yes, I know, it's lame lol, but I enjoyed myself. I ended it with the best bacon cheeseburger that I've ever eaten. Also, I bought an iPod Touch for myself (on sale at Wal-Mart). This thing is such a great investment. Honestly, it rules so much.

At 11/27/08 05:42 PM, Phantom wrote:

At 11/27/08 07:53 AM, phantomlassuk wrote: Sorry for reporting more then one game but this was as I said not passed yet.

Well, it passed, time for PM's I presume.

Regarding thanksgiving, well, being thankful is sort of a high order in these times...anywhere.

Don't you live in Israel? Lol. Not much interesting happened. I'm not one for turkey. I had 3 hot dogs. Pretty boring. Anyone else?

Copypasta? On MY BBS? It's more likey than you'd think!

At 11/27/08 12:33 AM, phantomlassuk wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/47 1156
Stolen its a Zone-Sama game from here http://www.hentaikey.com/sys/members/sig nup.php?referal=7299

Honestly why do people steal from that site?!

Wait, wait, wait. Woah. How did you link like that? That's...new. Yeah, I've been gone for a while. Since when can we do that? Is that just for Portal links? Jeez, I haven't been a noob since '05...do we still use that term? Noob?

So, let's talk about me! In case you guys don't know, I was leader of this club for a little bit. I was the William Henry Harrison of NGDD leaders. So, yeah. Fight Club is on; haven't seen it in quite some time. I used to be Phantom's 2nd; I was the nice one, for lack of a better term. So, I hear that there's some change coming. Could anyone give me some sort of update on this? To be quite honest, it's very hard to find the substance through all of these applications, life updates, and general garbage lol. So, yeah.

At 10/24/08 08:51 PM, phantomlassuk wrote: Really sorry to here about your friend AnalPenguinFarming you had a shit year, but its good you are posting here. So Cole still level 20 the same level he was a year ago?, i hope to see more of him also. Well again glad to see the deleted flashes by stolen authors, i think it good to see not as many stolen stuff around. Annoying that in the UK the clocks go back tomorrow night by an hour ,why are we the only part of the world that still does this out dated thing?

No, America still uses it. Well, besides Arizona. I have no idea why Arizona doesn't use it...or why we still use it, for that matter.

Hello men. I was just curious, do any of you remember me? I was actually your leader for a very short period of time... Yeah. I went into full /b/tard mode for a while. I found out that some kid in my Chemistry class frequents here, so I decided to check up on you guys. So, how's it been?

4chan is like a less corporate newgrounds, but with about 50x the user base.

4chan is where the internet gets its jokes from. Rick roll? Chocolate rain? 4chan.

4chan is the place where anything goes. Anything.

4chan will fuck you up. And you'll like it. Never seen a picture of a child whose head has been run over with a funny message on it? Now you have.

4chan is a place where you can get porn featuring man on man, woman on man, woman on woman, man on beast, beast on man, woman on beast, beast on woman, child on man, child on woman, child on child, or child on beast.

4chan makes fun of the rest of the internet. Know what they call this place? Faggrounds. Yep.

4chan hates the rest of the internet, and the rest of the internet pretends they hate 4chan.

Most importantly, 4chan is down. So I'm on Newgrounds.

At 7/22/08 04:54 AM, Sysko wrote:

At 7/22/08 04:37 AM, NonPlusUltra wrote: A Wacom Bamboo 1 graphics tablet can be purchased for 50EU or less on the Wacom homepage.
I heard it does its job

Cool thanx. I'll look into it. You guyz rock.

I suggest the Bamboo Fun medium. It usually runs around 150, is almost 3 times the size of the other one and has twice the layers.

At 7/20/08 01:03 AM, TheThing wrote: I even learned a new magic trick with a pencil from him.

"Now you see it--Wait, wait, just one secon-*BAM*-AND NOW YOU DON'T!" I LOVED that movie! If Heath Ledger doesn't win the Oscar for best supporting actor (or best actor in a leading role, depending on some people's opinion), the entire city of L.A. should be lit aflame. It was...genius. I've read plenty of comics with the joker in them, and he was so much like the dark modern Joker...yet so much more. I was blown away.

At 7/19/08 08:59 PM, SoulMaster71 wrote:

At 7/19/08 03:40 PM, Cole wrote: ...hey guys. What'd I miss? I've recently become a /b/tard and got a job, so my schedule's been extremely full. I suddenly remembered about newgrounds and decided to check in. So hi.

Heh heh... /b/ is all-consuming, isn't it? I'd be more active here if imageboards weren't so much fun. And a job, that's something too. I applied for one at Burger King, however I had no luck in getting it. Where exactly are you working?

I got a job at the BP. The people are cool and the fountain soda is only 50 cents a day so it's pretty good. You get a couple of bitchy customers but that's counteracted by the lax rules on friends visiting you for hours at a time lol. You pretty much get to do whatever. Today I drank 6 large sodas, and my urine is PRISTINE lol. Plus, it's connected to a McDonald's, so I can get lunch and stuff.

Oooh! Funny story. The cappuccino machines also have a part that gives you hot water. I have no idea why. Anyways, this 70-year-old couple comes in. The guy gets a flavored coffee and the woman gets a cappuccino...or so she thinks. She takes a drink, makes a face like she just saw Goatse, and says to her husband "This tastes like hot water!" I'm trying EXTREMELY hard not to laugh right now. *Takes a sip of his* "YOURS is ok!" Then the man says "Honey, that's just what cappuccino tastes like!" That made a 5 hour day go a LOT quicker lol.

...hey guys. What'd I miss? I've recently become a /b/tard and got a job, so my schedule's been extremely full. I suddenly remembered about newgrounds and decided to check in. So hi.

At 4/28/08 11:25 PM, Gu-rrilla wrote:

At 4/28/08 05:16 PM, Cole wrote: Ok, so someone should probably fill me in with what's happened...

Democracy.

Democracy?! In MY NGDD? Never! Off with your head! In other news, I want everyone to watch
this. This is possibly the greatest rap song of our time, if not ALL time. It's simply genius and I connect with the songwriter on an infinite number of levels. Awesome!

At 4/28/08 07:03 PM, AnalPenguinFarming wrote: with an appetizer of french onion soup.

I have a fetish for that stuff. You have no freaking clue how much I love it. It borders on creepy. Well, actually, I only really like it if they have the mozzarella melted on top. They changed the recipe it now, but this local chain called The Machine Shed (farmer-themed, I guess) used to have it in a giant bowl with ludicrous amounts of mozzarella and a pile of onion straws atop the whole thing. It was awesome.

At 4/28/08 08:54 PM, Basspro55 wrote: Whats it with people getting this I thought this problem was fixed with new units

I strongly believe that mine was the last surviving of the original 2 shipments of Xboxes. All of my friends have gotten the RRoD except me...well...until now.

By the way, thank you MetalDart and the other unimportant guy who wished me a happy birthday!

At 4/25/08 05:25 PM, AnalPenguinFarming wrote: Well we've been in kind of a shitter most recently. Cole is fairly inactive because he's extremely busy with whatever he's doing,

Bitch, I'm back in full swing! As the girl I thought I would be dating turned out to be retarded, FBLA is over, Hi-Q is over, I've been inducted into the National Honor Society, and I've completed my application to become a Senatorial page, I've got nothing left keeping me from this place! Plus, my Xbox is broken! Yay! Ok, so someone should probably fill me in with what's happened via PM. Thanks!

So yeah, as of Saturday my 360 is broken. Red Ring O' Death. I called for customer support and got an Indian man with both an accent and speech impediment. That was enjoyable. Guess what? Grand Theft Auto IV comes out tomorrow, and IGN gave it a perfect 10. Guess who's getting it tomorrow? Me! Guess who's not going to be able to play it for another three weeks? You guessed it! I'm off to blow my brains out*.

*Not fr srs. But still. This sucks.

Hey guys! So I can't exactly promise that I'll stay active this time, but I REALLY needed to vent, and for the past two years, you guys have always supported me. So, here's the story: For a FBLA trip to La Crosse (5 hours away) for 3 days for State, a girl that I really like was going. She's absolutely everything I could want in a girl and we talked the 7 (we got lost lol) hours there. On the last day, one of my friends who's a girl (and 5'11") was (apparently) talking to her and guessing random names, which the girl I like would then refuse (she's always stated that she's only romantically interested in fictional characters). When my name came up, the girl I like (who's 5'3") shoved her extremely hard into a wall.

Somehow, this news got to me and I was told that she likes me. When I tried to go by her, she would flee. She avoided me the entire time. I decided that I could just send her a message on Myspace when I got home. Upon logging in, I noticed that she had deleted me from her friends, making it impossible for me to contact her. I created an account with fanfiction.net (where she puts up her genius writings) to tell her I like her...but I'm not sure when she'll check it.

Here's a list of reasons why she's so awesome:
-Geeky
-Short
-Thin
-Extremely Smart (in Junior advanced math with me (I'm a Sophomore) and she's a Freshman)
-Asian (Filipino)(Merely adds to the jealousy factor as I have no preference on race)
-Pretty Face
-Shorter, yet cool hair
-Loves to read
-Never had a boyfriend (I've never had a girlfriend)
-Glasses
-Quirky, yet can be serious
-One of the best asses I've ever witnessed
-Surgeon dad and Psychiatrist mom, so she's REALLLLY rich (she has a bidet! A BIDET!!)

So I've been EXTREMELY busy lately. I just wanted you guys to know that yes, I AM still alive. I'll tell you what, applying to be a Congressional Page is a grueling process.

At 8/5/07 12:21 AM, Jereminion wrote: this is 4 hour gears of war

I'm truly sorry mister, but I'm going to have to upstage you! I did this on a post-it note while my aunt was getting Chemo. No, he's not a COG. Locust! I had to take a picture of it with my phone and email it to myself, so that's why it's so fuzzy.

I don't know HOW my friend got 98% on this on Expert... Maybe it's the ADD...

Ugh...oops. Sorry!

*Note* It's not SUPPOSED to be good, I'm just trying to get my message out. Also, this refers to Rock Band, not Guitar Hero.

I liked your self-proclaimed "cartoony" version of him WAYYY better than the other one. He looked a bit too serious though, so I added a quick mouth and drew in one of his eyes.

At 2/10/08 12:27 AM, radon66 wrote: ok i just gave it a shot with paint and my wacom please tell me what you think

Personally, I think that it's depressing that you bought a wacom and not a design program lol. Here's my attempt with a wacom and Corel Painter: