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Response to: The Stig Posted June 21st, 2009 in General

I doubt the Stig has been Michael Schmacher all along. They probably just did this for publicity.

Response to: If you were Tom Fulp... Posted June 21st, 2009 in General

I'd allow C++ games to be uploaded, and maybe Javascript. There's only so much Flash can do.

Response to: £1 shop goes bust 'coz of 99p shop Posted June 21st, 2009 in General

£1 shops are for champions. I spit in the face of idiots who spend £370 on a golf club and £1000 on a new sofa for their living room -- wherin lies a £700 plasma screen and an expensive carpet.

Response to: Describe Your Last Orgasm... Posted June 21st, 2009 in General

I could describe my latest orgasm, but then Newgrounds would get a call from the FBI.

Response to: What time do you go to bed? Posted June 21st, 2009 in General

Around 10-12.

Response to: English = Posh / Americans = Fat! Posted June 21st, 2009 in General

I can assure you that British people are not posh. Most Americans are more posh than Brits. We Brits are dirty, grimey, miserable bastards.

Response to: The Fulps: sitcom family show Posted June 21st, 2009 in General

I dunno. It would probably be like, "Oh nooo... Wade accidentally deleted Newgrounds... oh noes... time to play some Warcraft.."

Guy spazzes out over cancelled WoW Posted June 21st, 2009 in General

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YersIyzsO pc

He went a little bit crazy because his World of Warcraft account was cancelled by his mom.

Response to: This Has To Go Into The Lit Portal! Posted June 21st, 2009 in General

We actually do need a lit portal. That would be sick.

Response to: Google Or Yahoo? Posted June 21st, 2009 in General

Google Search + GMail = Win.

Response to: If you'd never found Newgrounds.. Posted June 20th, 2009 in General

Newgrounds is the website that made me want to learn Flash.

Frankly, I wish I hadn't found this hell hole. I could have got many, many hours back and about 1/2 my sanity.

Response to: 2012 movie Posted June 20th, 2009 in General

Wow... what else can I say? I hope half the people on this thread get 2012d.

Response to: join the army! Posted June 20th, 2009 in General

The Army is for satanic pieces of filth who like to torture little girls and force feed them gallons of oil.

Response to: Newgrounds Bbs Twitter Posted June 20th, 2009 in General

I made another one, this time for all Flashes that pass the portal without being blammed.

https://twitter.com/ngflashportal

Maybe this one is more useful.

Response to: Ask a redneck something... Posted June 20th, 2009 in General

Did you vote for George Bush?

Response to: Your comfort zone. Posted June 20th, 2009 in General

Sitting down, relaxing and browsing the interwebz.

Response to: If Britain Invaded France Posted June 20th, 2009 in General

At 6/20/09 08:47 AM, SweetSkater wrote: Would you complain?
I certainly wouldn't. It would be good if the British Empire started to rebuild. We've been stuck on this god forsaken tiny island for years now.

Yes..... because invading South America, Africa, Asia, Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan and possibly Iran isn't enough of an empire..........

Oh yeah, and don't forget how British bankers took over the US financial system via the Federal Reserve.

Response to: If Obama was at your door... Posted June 20th, 2009 in General

I would ask him why he lied about pulling out of Iraq.

Newgrounds Bbs Twitter Posted June 20th, 2009 in General

Oh snap. I made this:

https://twitter.com/newgroundsbbs

Every time a new topic is posted in General on the BBS, it sends a tweet. This will stop you having to constantly refresh the page. Enjoy!

Response to: Survey and Philly Meetup Today! Posted June 20th, 2009 in NG News

Not sure why you paid money for a survey, but whatever.. I filled it in.

Response to: The Jonas Brothers went too far. Posted June 17th, 2009 in General

At 6/17/09 01:42 PM, o0-0o wrote: The Jonas Brothers are the Beatles of today.

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Response to: I'm going to inherit $20,000,000!!! Posted June 16th, 2009 in General

For God's sake.. spend the money on something worldwide. Don't spend it on a big house and prostitutes.. Spend it on something worthwhile to humanity. And no, I don't mean just throw money at some charity. Get involved yourself.

Response to: I'm going to be homeless... Posted June 14th, 2009 in General

The reason people are hungry is because of corruption from governments who debt to... wait for it... the United States of America. So if you want to stop hunger, try convincing your own government to relieve third world debt.

North Korea declares "act of war" Posted June 13th, 2009 in Politics

Retarded mods said this should go in Politics instead of General, so here it is again

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/

8098484.stm

N. Korea to treat U.S. attempt to impose blockade as "act of war"

North Korea said it will "weaponise" its plutonium stocks amid threats to take military action over United Nations sanctions, state media said.

Pyongyang has for the first time confirmed it is seeking to enrich uranium in efforts to develop nucealr weapons, it said.

North Korea would view any US-led attempts to "blockade" it as an "act of war", the Associated Press (AP) said.

It follows a toughening of UN sanctions against the communist state.

The warning from North Korea's foreign ministry was carried by Pyongyang's official Korean Central News Agency (KCNA) on Saturday.

'Unacceptable behaviour'

On Friday, the United Nations Security Council voted unanimously to impose tougher sanctions on communist North Korea, after its nuclear test on 25 May.

The North also tested a rocket thought to be capable of carrying a warhead, though Pyongyang said it was designed to carry a satellite.

The UN sanctions include the inspection of North Korean ships, a wider ban on arms sales and other financial measures.

The US deputy ambassador at the UN, Rosemary DiCarlo, said the new vote was a strong and united response to North Korea's "unacceptable behaviour".

The North Korean foreign ministry statement said: "Firstly, all plutonium to be extracted will be weaponised. One third of used fuel rods have so far been reprocessed.

"Secondly, we will start uranium enrichment," the statement added.

The BBC's John Sudworth in Seoul said the admission that Pyongyang was trying to enrich uranium was worrying, as the processing could take place in a smaller reactor and was easier to hide.

Korea analyst Aidan Foster Carter told the BBC Pyongyang's process was "out of control" and that nothing seemed able to persuade North Korea to stop its nuclear ambitions - neither sanctions nor financial incentives.

He said the nuclear stand-off may be part of internal ructions as Pyongyang's leader Kim Jong-il decides which of his three sons will take over from him.

Handful of weapons

North Korea is thought to possess enough reprocessed plutonium for between six and eight nuclear weapons.

However, analysts say Pyongyang has not yet mastered the technology to make a nuclear warhead small enough to place on a missile.

Pyongyang has stated its nuclear weapons programme is purely a defensive measure to protect it against a US attack.

Washington has said it does not intend to attack the North, and is concerned Pyongyang's nuclear knowledge could be passed to other states.

North Korea declares "act of war" Posted June 13th, 2009 in General

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/
8098484.stm

N. Korea to treat U.S. attempt to impose blockade as "act of war"
North Korea said it will "weaponise" its plutonium stocks amid threats to take military action over United Nations sanctions, state media said.

Pyongyang has for the first time confirmed it is seeking to enrich uranium in efforts to develop nucealr weapons, it said.

North Korea would view any US-led attempts to "blockade" it as an "act of war", the Associated Press (AP) said.

It follows a toughening of UN sanctions against the communist state.

The warning from North Korea's foreign ministry was carried by Pyongyang's official Korean Central News Agency (KCNA) on Saturday.

'Unacceptable behaviour'

On Friday, the United Nations Security Council voted unanimously to impose tougher sanctions on communist North Korea, after its nuclear test on 25 May.

The North also tested a rocket thought to be capable of carrying a warhead, though Pyongyang said it was designed to carry a satellite.

The UN sanctions include the inspection of North Korean ships, a wider ban on arms sales and other financial measures.

The US deputy ambassador at the UN, Rosemary DiCarlo, said the new vote was a strong and united response to North Korea's "unacceptable behaviour".

The North Korean foreign ministry statement said: "Firstly, all plutonium to be extracted will be weaponised. One third of used fuel rods have so far been reprocessed.

"Secondly, we will start uranium enrichment," the statement added.

The BBC's John Sudworth in Seoul said the admission that Pyongyang was trying to enrich uranium was worrying, as the processing could take place in a smaller reactor and was easier to hide.

Korea analyst Aidan Foster Carter told the BBC Pyongyang's process was "out of control" and that nothing seemed able to persuade North Korea to stop its nuclear ambitions - neither sanctions nor financial incentives.

He said the nuclear stand-off may be part of internal ructions as Pyongyang's leader Kim Jong-il decides which of his three sons will take over from him.
Handful of weapons

North Korea is thought to possess enough reprocessed plutonium for between six and eight nuclear weapons.

However, analysts say Pyongyang has not yet mastered the technology to make a nuclear warhead small enough to place on a missile.

Pyongyang has stated its nuclear weapons programme is purely a defensive measure to protect it against a US attack.

Washington has said it does not intend to attack the North, and is concerned Pyongyang's nuclear knowledge could be passed to other states.

Response to: Loose Change 9/11 Video Posted June 11th, 2009 in General

At 6/11/09 05:01 AM, homor wrote:
At 6/11/09 04:51 AM, Mr-Money wrote: 9/11 was indeed planned by the government,
so the government has the means to fake 9/11, but can't shut up a collage kid with a bunch of stock footage?

If the government started locking people up who speak out against them, there would be a civil revolt. And remember, America still (thank God) has its guns.

The game of the government is to suppress the people without it being fullout Nazism. It's about putting people in a prison where they can't see the bars. That keeps the people under control, but stops them from rebelling.

Response to: Loose Change 9/11 Video Posted June 11th, 2009 in General

Dick Cheney said a "new Pearl Harbor" would be required to justify American invasion of the Middle East.

9/11 was indeed planned by the government, specifically, Dick Cheney and Donald Rumsfeld

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pnac

Response to: Job interview. Tips? Posted June 9th, 2009 in General

Just lie. Come up with the most believable stuff you can, but make it sound good. They're never going to check up to see if you're telling the truth. Plus, it's a supermarket. It's not like they're looking for geniuses.

Response to: I hate like living in England. + Q Posted June 9th, 2009 in General

It doesn't matter what country you live in. There will always be good people and thugs. England tends to have more chavs and thugs than most Western countries, but I tend to stay off the streets, so it's tolerable.

Response to: Become Vegetarian to Save the Earth Posted June 8th, 2009 in General

Cool. Should I stop breathing so much too? Maybe I need to cut my respiratory system in half too.

If it's not obvious by now that the whole global warming movement is a scam, well... good luck in life.