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play with them

guns are scary

Masturbate

Surprised no one said it yet

At 12/17/11 12:38 PM, Sense-Offender wrote: Ihsahn

I only started listening to this project a few days ago after a friend showed me it. It's nothing short of amazing

You lost me at the girlfriend part, never heard of those

Run into the middle of the street

I had a a dream i was jerking off to samus and when i woke up heh guess what i was doing

Dark elf

I think of myself as an asshole that is mean because being nice gets you no where in life. atleast in my experience

it's like you want someone to hold you by the hand and tell you everything is okay or something

twistex reminds me of twister, which reminds me of hurricane

Hurricane - Kyuss

comets arent humans assholes

Whenever the game gets a little boring I make a new character with a different play style and different paths in quests and the like.

free health dangers more like it

He's saying his present was leveling up

a taco with as much stuff as i have.

I used to cage my dog but he would cry and cry and cry

maybe if you weren't such a piece of shit she'd buy you it

At 12/16/11 11:47 AM, hoyohoyo9 wrote: Only to be grabbed in mid-air!

This is better than M Night Shyamalan

This woman claimed to be a "vampire" and attacked an elderly man, biting him on the face and arm.

I'd let her bite me anytime

A bug pitbull followed me while i was walking my dog all the way to my house. I lured him into my alley and beat him to death my baseball bat.

Well, I wish i did

At 12/16/11 11:39 AM, Dr-Worm wrote:

At 12/16/11 09:31 AM, Rummy0 wrote: Nah.
Spinal Tap - This Is Spinal Tap

It's like, how much more black could this be? And the answer is none. None more black.

It's like space without the stars

"I posted a thread earlier today about how I have family issues at home and how my family always treats me like shit and beats me regularly, and people were saying I needed to be castrated. "

lmao

At 12/16/11 06:58 AM, batman64 wrote: stuff

Point of buying music is so the artist can continue making the music that you or me or whoever like. I buy an album for the sentimental value, it actually means something. It's not just a package with a cd in it, it's more than that. It's part of your life, it's what you love.

If you pay a band to perform live you're paying for entertainment. To have an awesome time with the music and all the people around you. The atmosphere inside a show can be so much better than just watching a video.

money makes the world go around

alright here we go

Favorite album art evar

what's the point of chewing gum if you're not supposed to swallow it mang

My blade is now usless

Strange? Yes

Mentally fucked up, no

I'm gonna hit you so hard the Earth moves a few inches towards the sun and all of mankind gets burned to death.