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You did quite well there. I asked my dad for an X Box when the specifications were released before the console came out. Sadly, he got me a real X Box which was almost as powerful as a shit PC.

Hey kids, look out for Bumsex Marathon, the up and coming (you see? you see?) game from Cockjockey! Soon to be endorsed by the Fulp clan.

aaaand here it is.

Actually, I've given it some thought, and you're absolutely right. I owe it to NG, nay, the world, to post the truth.

At 2/11/04 09:19 AM, HaroFreak wrote:
A person should practice what they preach.

That is not the Nintendo DS. That is the Lynx made many years ago.

Irony, meet HaroFreak. HaroFreak, meet irony. I'll leave you to get to know one another now, shall I?

At 2/11/04 09:18 AM, Livecorpse wrote:

Hmm, shut your rat trap.
Making flash against identifiable users is against the rules. And also it was probly poorly made crap anyways. And you are a complete dunce if you think your some kid of great artist being oppressed. Kick rocks.

Ah, it's starting to make sense now. So that Biggskoo or whatever his name is is an ng user? Sorry, I thought he was off some Jim Henson show. It's not a nice thing to do but if it is illegal then I'd recommend the admins try typing the word "ki1o" into the search bar. They'll clear like 10,000 movies in a day.

At 2/11/04 09:12 AM, dogmega wrote: did you spit or swallow??

Dude, that's a bit graphic isn't it?

I gargled, actually. Then spat. Then I rubbed his nose in it.

Haha, we got away with suggesting Barney The Purple Fuckhead was a drug dealing, policewoman assaulting paedophile. By a strange coincidence I just this second made a post looking for animators for the sequel. Don't suppose we could use your talents, could we? You sound like you've got exactly the right kind of attitude.

We're doing Barney 2 and actually want it to look respectable this time round, as we're sick of people complimenting our scripts/voice acting/general audio and then bumming us on our animation, which, admittedly, looks as rushed and as crappy as it is. Anyone interested?

You guys have some serious integrity issues, posting those fake pictures. I mean, what if somebody thinks they’re real? It’s irresponsible and reckless, so I’ve done some research and found the real picture. I had to suck Shigeru Miyamotos cock for this one so you’d better be grateful.

Recently put together a Zelda beat/greek speedy up thing which sounds nice and daft, we were going to use it for a LF parody but damn, it's too easy to rip on that guy so it's in limbo. Problem is it's Zelda so if you're not doing Zelda it's about as relevant as something Dubya just said.

Only NG could have a Q+A session where the "solution" was "Oh yeah, it is fucked isn't it? That really sucks." Very Microsoft.

At 2/3/04 12:03 AM, Matty233 wrote: Why that double posted I'll never know...

Perhaps God is anti-American. Probably didn't appreciate the use of his name without permission on dollar bills.

The Nobel Prize is like the Oscars of humanity, theres a big load of hype and important people pretend to like it, but everyone knows it's just people bigger than us patting each other on the back.
My rule of thumb for how seriously I should take things is simple; If I've heard of it then it isn't worth bothering with. Examples include the aforementioned Oscars, Golden Globes, the BAFTAs, The MTV Movie Awards, any ceremony giving out awards to soap operas, and those adverts for bi-monthly magazines where you collect and build something, but of course the newsagent stops stocking the fucking things around about issue 57 because you're the only one who gives a toss anymore, then you subscribe and then at about issue 78 the company liquidates because since issue 59 you were the only person in the world still paying any attention.
And they're always about something really stupid that only the elderly and the mentally handicapped could possibly get any enjoyment out of, such as caligraphy, trains or horses. I was late for work once because I was stuck behind some old boy at the newsagents fuming that his reserved copy of "The Magic Of Caligraphy" hadn't arrived yet.
Er, what was I talking about? Oh yeah, The Cheshire Twat and The Cowboy Nazis are lucky they didn't go to prison, so any kind of award is salt in the wound, even if it is one I don't respect at all.

It's a typo. They're actually getting a Knobbler Prize for Most Expensive Way To Distract The World From The Fact We Still Haven't Found Bin Laden. It's a prestigious prize indeed, and they won it last year for blowing fuck out of Afghanistan. Speaking of which, now that we own Afghanistan, I think it'd be a great idea to turn it into a theme park. We could call it "future world" and kids could go there to find out what the entire middle east will look like in about ten years time.
"Johnny, do you know what that is?"
"Wow, is that a real muslim? Quick, get a camera!"

Theres one good thing about X Box Live. It shuts X Box owners up about Halo for five minutes. Whats that? 4 types of aliens? Less guns than Goldeneye? Ropey deathmatch mode with just 2 levels worth bothering with? This sir, is surely the greatest game ever made! Even better than Turok! Apparently Halo 2 and X Box Live are going to change the way we think of multiplayer gaming forever. Thats something to look forward to, isn't it?

It's quite interesting that the most popular threads are the ones where people get to talk about themselves. For example, a thread called "whats your upcoming work?" will always be better recieved than "watch my new movie!" or "I like Star Wars Ep 1 just fine the way it is". It's with this in mind that I ask what starsign are you, and do you think that your 1 in 12 pigeon hole description matches your view of who you are? Or is it a big load of bollocks to keep fat gay men in employment after a life of overindulgence?

These religious types should learn to chill out, maybe take a leaf from Father Dougals book. Theres a quote of his that should be taken to heart and chanted like a mantra;
"We're all going to heaven lads, hooray!"
Quite profound when you think about it.

It's fantastic. Pretty much the Flash MX we all wanted the first time round. You can line things up simple without having to worry about snapping to grid, theres a shitload of built in effects like radial blur and the usual suspects, so no more messing around in Swift and importing just so your logo can fade out nicely, everything just feels better and all the panels are within the window at last. By that I mean things like library and scene browsers are on a side panel rather than one of those annoying independent windows that ALWAYS get in the way of the button you want to press. Wouldn't recommend a trial though, it'd be like using broadband for thirty days then going back to a 56k modem and wincing as that 30k jpeg downloads section by section for like a minute.

Heres an idea for a rule, use shift at the beginning of sentences, and NEVER FUCKING TOUCH THAT FUCKING CAPS LOCK YOU TWAT.

At 2/2/04 02:03 AM, swallowing_shit wrote: I believe it is only female nipples that are taboo.

Try telling that to Disney. They were so worried about the dialema that instead of hiding Aladdins nips, they did away with them altogether, rather that offend people by making him anatomically correct. The patronising fuckers.

Just make an edit of the song, even MS sound recorder can cut the first half of a track. I don't trust Flash's sound capabilities as a far as I can throw a car, for example we did the entirety of LOTR Loves Viggos audio in Adobe Audition and then imported that into flash.

I had a similar problem once. Everyone said this was too similar to DBZ;

At 1/30/04 12:33 PM, Proteas wrote:
You forget one thing; I'm still human. I didn't see anything "humorous" about your statement, or mine for that matter.

And believe me, there are a number of flames I could send your way, but I refuse to stoop to your level. Besides, this is a debate.

Quite difficult to get all the way down here to level 3 isn't it? The fact that you dignified me with a response shows how low you're willing to sink, so don't give me that Martin Luther King shit. Pride is one of the deadly sins, don't you know.

At 2/2/04 03:36 AM, Pico wrote: I would search, but everytime I try to I get an internal error. o.o

Perhaps the server can't handle so many pointless topics shagging its bandwidth up the bum.

No, it's just the flash mx 2004 professional users all sitting there with their mouths wide open.

At 1/30/04 09:21 AM, mentalis wrote:

It all has to do with point of view.

I see what you mean, but if sex is only acceptable for procreation, then we, as the normal status quo, should stop having sex for pleasure altogether and give the catholics what they want. In fact, there should be sex interviews for couples considering taking part in this act;

"After you have had sex, do you have any intention of concieving a child?"
"Er, no."
"Sorry, you can't have sex. It's not natural."

Note to all those idiots who believe that sex should only be used for procreation; clothes aren't natural either. Take them off. And stop reading this, mother nature didn't create the internet you know.

I'm just a pretentious twat with a reasonable vocabulary to be honest. I find human reactions far more interesting than any opinion on any subject, so every now and again I'll say something blatantly out of line to get people so angry that they're forced to think carefully and choose an appropriate response. Normally starts off as a flaming war but every now and again it evolves into a very satisfying debate. Can't help but wander off to general every now and again mind, because thoughtless, innane banter is essential for ones sanity.
Now that we have that nasty business out of the way, Bush is a nazi and powell is a nazi too, he just doesn't realise what the implications are yet.

I would have sent him to the Dean for misguided energy rather than treason. Tell him to read Greg Palast instead. Like Moore he's an investigative journalist, but unlike Moore he does a little research instead of taking a couple of half truths and shouting them REALLY LOUD.

At 1/30/04 05:32 AM, AntiClock wrote: i was talking about the homosexual people i have met personally, obviously i havent encountered all the gay people in the world, but those i have met, all advertize themselves according to their sexual preference.

Read "Here's an observation. I've noticed that gay people seem to act gay an awful lot."

If you take all the connotations and PC shit away, you're still left with an obvious and redundant observation. Personally, I hate PC for PCs sake, but still believe gay people have the right to act as primally and stupidly as the rest of us.