266 Forum Posts by "CMon5"
Ok, so I just woke up. I have a mild headache. I was lying on the floor. When I opened my eyes I realized this isn't my room, even though my laptop is here. The door is locked. Somebody is screwing me around.
The last thing I remember was that I was gaming with some of my friends from school. Some of them brought beer in the evening. I drank. And that's what I can remember.
I think I'm still at the same house, cuz i can see the street outside the window. No-one's been talking to me. I've been sitting here for one hour dressed in nothing but one sock and a T-shirt labelled: "Prague, Czech me out!" There's a used condom lying on the desk. (My butt doesn't hurt or anything.)
I can't open the door. It's locked. I don't think there's anyone outside of it either. And the window can't be opened, and if it could be opened it wouldn't matter cuz it's like the third floor or something.
What the hell do I do???
I hate emos cuz' they're such a bunch of whiners.
Here's my opinion:
If you ain't got problems then shut the fuck up. Acting all suicidal and clinical depressive isn't cool. + most emos are 14-year-old dumbasses that can't decide wether to be a fake-gangsta, fake-ghetto-man, or an ugly mix between goth and emo!
I found me!
(No really, I did!)
I almost knocked a kid uncounscious with a baseball bat.
And yes it was an accident. This kid drove past me on his bicycle when I for some weird reason decided to stretch my arm (with the baseball bat) out.
I just wear a belt without pants.
Makes me feel free.
Scrubs rock.
Family Guy CAN be good, although most of the time it's kinda...half...lame...something.
Electric Panda Bear
...yeah, I want one!
I don't know you...
Neither did I, so what the fuck did she mean???
At 5/22/07 10:21 AM, Heil wrote: yes, everyday, i like to hear what they talk about
Yeah, I think porn conversations have made me a more intellectual person.
Threehundredandfortyninethousandandsixtyfive.
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my dick almost fell off...
No, I'm not afraid of dying, although I would like to live, as life seems more entertaining than death.
Dying fast seems an ideal. I'm not afraid of pain either, but as we all know; agony doesn't feel good.
Why fuck a bar of soap? Can't you just fuck some kind of fruit. An orange, for instance? (Citrus only hurts half as much as to what you did.)
But seriously, put your dick in bowl of extra spicy salsa and you'll be healed in an instance.
did i mention don't take advices from newgrounders?
As long as it doesn't look like syphilis, you should be fine.
At 11/19/06 06:16 PM, 1337brandcrackers wrote: Time to vist the doctor.
That's...five...
Actually, I only replied to this to annoy you.
At 5/12/07 11:59 PM, Forests-Of-Ellinia wrote: Lets say your daughter had sex with your grandfather an dis now pregnant. What relation to you would that make the baby?
It would be your grandson, son, father, grandfather, brother, uncle, aunt, sister, stepfather, stepmother, grandmother, daughter, nephew, niece, grandaughter, brother-in-law, lawn-mower, cheese, family lawyer, doctor, bus, libido, personal cocaine dealer, house, zombie and twelve kittens.
Hey Mr.Tamborine Man, The Byrds
That was easy.
Right is my dominant hand, although I write just as well with both.
Big Rigs: Over The Hill Racing. It doesn't get much worse than that.
Newb: Someone new to something
Noob: A stupid, whiney fuck who thinks he owns (normally under 13).
What about NØØB: A stupid, whiney, angry fucked-up kid who strolls around in forums making meaningless threads where he tries to explain to people things they already know.
Really? I can do that too. And to think that I though I was really special...
At 4/19/07 11:22 AM, Randominator wrote: hmm there is another thread about the album but w/e
yea anyway i like the album. its nowhere near the level of The Fragile or The Downward Spiral, but then again what is =p
7 Capital G
8 My Violent Heart
9 The Warning
10 God Given
11 Meet Your Master
thats the part of the album that makes it so good.
best songs on the album- Meet Your Master and Capital G.
I find that I can agree with more and more people about music.
Those song ARE best, although I think the two best songs on the album are Capital G and The Warning. (The guitar in The Warning is sweet, and easy to play!)
At 4/13/07 05:58 PM, CMon5 wrote: OMYGOTLOLL!!!!11!one11!!!1! A FAWKING NEWB! LET'S TEAM UP IN2 A WARR1R GUILD AN' LIKE SLAY HIM AN' STUFF, AND THEN WE CAN RAID HIS CORPS FOR GOLD AND BCOME LEGENDRY NEWGROUNDERZ!!!1!one11!1
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I wrote that just now? I've gotta be seriously stoned....
OMYGOTLOLL!!!!11!one11!!!1! A FAWKING NEWB! LET'S TEAM UP IN2 A WARR1R GUILD AN' LIKE SLAY HIM AN' STUFF, AND THEN WE CAN RAID HIS CORPS FOR GOLD AND BCOME LEGENDRY NEWGROUNDERZ!!!1!one11!1
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Seriously, you level up by voting on flash movies. When you've stacked enough experience you will level up.
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ANY1 KNUW ABOUT SUM GUD CHEATZ? OMYGOTROFLOLIMAO!!11!1!one!11!!
