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I'm home!

And there's no lifesign whatsoever from anyone of the LAN-fellows.

I've been thinking...

What if this joke is alot bigger than it seems? What if the other guys are locked up somewhere as well? And one guy is behind it all?

I mean, it's possible...
...right?

I'm out!

I broke the hinges of the door, and then I made a rather theatrical "ram the door" move using my right foot. (Totally unneccessary i know.)

The house is empty. No-one home. The living room is flooded with beer cans, taco and snacks, and there's another laptop on the livingroom table.

The front door's locked, so I'm just gonna jump out a window on the first floor.

I wanna thank you guys who made my 7-hour inprisonment a lot more entertaining. They went too far when they did this. Now all that's left is to find the bastard who did this and beat him up.

PS: I left a porn vid with full audio on to shuffle at his computer. I hope he doesn't mind, and I hope that somehow, his parent's get home early.

At 6/9/07 10:17 AM, Greth-of-choas wrote: sorry for the double post I answered my own question but in the begging you say it's your own laptop....

It is my own laptop.

I'm typing at the laptop.

And I'm fucking up the stationary computer that my "friend" owns.

I believe that should answer this post.

At 6/9/07 10:11 AM, csa-boy wrote: I have one thing for you to do. This may be your final hour sooo stop whining and look at something "nice" if you catch my drift.

Been there, done that...

...twice.

It's amazing how much more time you get to do stuff when you're locked up.

At 6/9/07 09:54 AM, doomdoom wrote: due your freind are messing with you. They have to be, otherwise, your screwed.

Of course they're messing with me! If not, I would have been dead scared by now and I would probably not have been whining on NG about it either.

I wanna get out now. I've already flooded his comp. with gay porn and deleted all of his games. I only have one hinge left on the door to break.

If I don't get out now, who knows? If I know him right, that motherfucker can keep it going for several hours more. It's not like I wanna stay here until tomorrow!

At 6/9/07 09:51 AM, McJesus wrote: Any webcams or other crap to show us progress?

I'm sorry, no. (Atleast not that I know of.)

I guess that's why people find this hard to believe. Folks today need like evidence and stuff.

At 6/9/07 09:17 AM, idiot-monarch wrote:
Well, you don't jave to poop. That was just an example of the kind of shit you could do to their stuff. Anyway, just keep bashing the door with objects.

Well I'm wrecking his computer.

Deleting files, changing passwords, downloading porn and so on...

And I'm bashing the door with this good old football trophy. It's real lucky they made the bottom out of marble.

At 6/9/07 09:23 AM, Ziper27 wrote:

At 6/9/07 06:22 AM, CMon5 wrote:

At 6/9/07 06:17 AM, MeMB wrote:

When you say "kick the door in" you mean "kick the door -IN-" This door goes inwards, meaning the hinges are on this side. Does that work as well?

if thats the case you should be able to unscrew the hinges......

Well, on normal doors it could, but it seems this door is fucked up. There are no screws on the hinges, and I'm not even shure how these hinges work. I think I'm gonna try crushing the hinges after I'm done messing up his computer.

Yes!

I broke the password!

Bianconeri is apparently a nickname for the football club Juventus. The player wearing the number 10 jersey is Alessandro Del Piero.

Password = delpiero

Seriously, that was easy. Now I'm gonna fuck up his computer good...

At 6/9/07 09:02 AM, idiot-monarch wrote: Get back at them if you can't get out. Do stuff like pooping on the bed etc. If your friends really have set up a camera and are watching you they'll probably come to stop you.

yeah, and if they don't have a camera, I might spend several hours in a room smelling of poo.

I tried using a small archive commode on wheels to bash the door open. I think I heard something crack one of the times but I don't think it helped.

At 6/9/07 08:44 AM, DJJ-asshole wrote: Mail your friends, the friends who locked you up, if not, mail your other friends to come to "save you". Although when they find out what's happening, they'll probably gang up.

They don't believe me, except for one of them, who laughs at me. None of those who were on the LAN are on MSN.

Just molest his room and make loud noises (to lure them), talk to them on MSN or something. If you went here to have a LAN, they would have a computer at least.

I'm trying to molest his computer. I just need to find out what Bianconeri10 means. I've yelled for help and I've tried to get them to open the door for me. I haven't heard a sound, so I suspect the house is empty.

Search the room for cameras, maybe they are spying on you. What fun would it be if they just lock you up all day. They probably have something up their sleeves, somekind of weird prank when you least expect it.

I've been here for almost 5 hours now. You should think the weird prank would have happened by now. Besides, I think I'm kinda in the middle of the prank. Yeah, I'm shure the camera is were I least expect it to be, if there is one.

At 6/9/07 08:37 AM, NetWar wrote:

At 6/9/07 08:30 AM, CMon5 wrote: blablabla I've tried to crack the password, but the password hint: "Bianconeri10" makes no sense.

http://www.ratemybody.com/profile_850198_bian coneri10.html, this guy?

I doubt it. I wouldn't know how to "write" him either.

Seriously, does nobody here know what Bianconeri10 means? Bianconeri sounds kinda french, maybe it's some kind of drink or something?

At 6/9/07 08:20 AM, The-Priest wrote: IF someone was going to lock you in a room, they would leave you a laptop, and how the hell are you on the internet.....

Like I said before; the laptop is mine. I was on a LAN here yesterday. And have you ever heard about wireless networks? The computer automatically found the network when I turned it on. Yeah, BTW, there is a stationary computer here as well. (Not mine.) I've tried to crack the password, but the password hint: "Bianconeri10" makes no sense.

This thread smells funny, like bullshit.

No , actually, I think that's you.

At 6/9/07 08:14 AM, Gagsy wrote: Then no escape, your only hope now is to bash your laptop over your head till youm fall into a coma, from which you will die from.

- That's not very nice. Besides I like both my head and by laptop.

ZeroAsALimit wrote:
Yes you can. Your legs are fucking strong muscles, the strongest your body has. You can easily wreck the door and leave.
If you don't want to hurt yourself, look for an object to do this with, but your legs should do fine.
- Ok. I believe you. I'm gonna try it if nothing else works.

FallenMarine wrote:
So you are in some sort of live 'Get out of the room' game?
Kewl!
- Well, no. Or maybe yes. If this is a game, then it's not very entertaining. (For me, that is.)

NetWar wrote:

4. Pick the lock, and somehow find out how to open it without a handle. I saw in "Friends" they tried opening it with a credit card. Does this work in reality?

http://www.wikihow.com/Open-a-Door-With-a-Cre dit-Card
I presume it won't work.
- No it won't. It's not even the right type of door.

Yeah, and the hinges can't be unscrewed. Their not that type of hinges.
Jeez, I'm starting to believe that this door was created for the sole purpose of not letting anyone out!

So I've so far come up with 4 possible solutions:

1. Break the window and climb out. But I don't really wanna break it, and I'm a bit scared of heights, so that might be a prob when i climb out.

2. Ram the door open. Due to my collarbone I'll have to be very creative when breaking it open. This dude said "wedge it". Maybe that's a good idea.

I prefer the non-destructive ones:

3. Unscrew the hinges. This might work, if I can find something hard with a flat end.

4. Pick the lock, and somehow find out how to open it without a handle. I saw in "Friends" they tried opening it with a credit card. Does this work in reality?

Sorry for not being able to answer you peeps until now because of the "4 post per topic" rule. I'm gonna answer in a bundle.

At 6/9/07 07:46 AM, barry1994 wrote: Lol-- yet another barry.
I think this thread is a load of bull, and your just making excuses as you go along.
I pity you, my freind, i pity you, i mean if someone locked you in your room, why would they leave:
A laptop

The laptop is mine. I brought it here myself yesterday. And it's not my room.

crackers

How the hell should I know? Maybe we got hungry during the LAN and fetched some crackers. Or maybe it's like a week old.

A half drunken sprite can

It's actually a bottle. And it's full of urin now : /

The Big Lemon wrote:

Besides, I've started to remember things. There's a bra in the bed and I think I made out with this really hot chick. This situation is getting slightly better.

:Wait in the room. See if chick comes back.

I don't beleive a word of this.

Well, good, cuz the chick part was a lie. I think I was just trying to comfort myself or something.

alrd wrote:
:Damn, this is one of the moments you have an excuse for breaking in a door, what the fuck are you waiting for >;(

Because the door goes inwards, I'm not shure if I'm able to break it in without harming myself.

Gagsy wrote:
:Hmm interesting. Can you makeshift a new handle, is there anything you can use? Small piece of wood, screw driver, glue, box of matches, nails, anything useful can be combined together to make more useful stuff.

I'm not MacGyver. Anyways, the door would still be locked. And I don't have anything to pick it with.

Reaperssythe wrote:
:Dude, rip the bedsheets lengthwise into like 10 peices and go down. It would work!
Maybe. I still prefer going through the door though, since that's already messed up.

Spectacle wrote:
http://www.b-sting.nl/crimsonroom/solve.html
That was soo helpful.
-end of sarcasm-

El Duego wrote:
:Are you actually serious about this?
Yes I am. And I can actually understand people being sceptical: after all this is one weird situation.

At 6/9/07 06:58 AM, Gagsy wrote: Make a game about it of course.

Have you checked the completely area for a key?

Actually I haven't checked at all. But since I broke the handle I'm not really shure if I'm gonna get the door open anyways. Worth a try though.

At 6/9/07 06:56 AM, fat-barry wrote: try habbo hotel i think u would like it were people create there own sadass lives...i tried it once it gets very scary u can adopt kids (43 year old men) and marry people (more pedophiles) and basicly make up a load of drama.
so i think u wuld like that go join them and leave ng

What the fuck dude?!? You've got problems.

Besides, I've started to remember things. There's a bra in the bed and I think I made out with this really hot chick. This situation is getting slightly better.

At 6/9/07 06:45 AM, fat-barry wrote: this aint true cmon5 is just bored so he decided to make a post to entertain himself.

and so it did every one is taking an intrest!

you are an attention seeker cmon5 post some real shit.

So? Maybe I am. And this IS real shit. I just thought since lot's of people post fake shit all the time, and people take interest in it, maybe they would take more interest in real shit. But as you wish, as soon as I get out of here I'm gonna post a fake thread with dragons in it and claim it to be real, for your sake, fat-barry!

PS: I really need a toilet right now! Anyone know if its hard to piss in a sprite bottle?

At 6/9/07 06:37 AM, Baconneggs wrote: WELL FROM WHAT I HAVE LEARNED FROM THE VARIOUS NG GAMES IS THIS...

click every object on the page

Collect condom
Open CD drive on laptop, take shiny CD
Collect T-shirt...

Combine Condom with Ass Hole...
Should create Bonner...

Use Bonner with the Reflective Cd to shine onto the streets outside...
A car will see dik while driving, frightened the car will crash...

This is when you quickly spamclick the T-shirt... This will allow you to wear the shirt, the car crash should of thrown a peice of Rubbel in your room that can be used to throw at the door to break it...

Walk out wearing T-shirt...

You win

Nice try. Didn't work cuz I won't combine condom with ass hole. And definetly not a used one. This is not monkey island. It's reality.

I am now considering breaking the window using the throphy thingy. Found a lot of pants and stuff in the closet and tried to tie them together, although I'm not all that confident with the knots :/

+ i've borrowed a pair of boxers and pants from the closet. Let's hope he doesn't have syphilis.

At 6/9/07 06:26 AM, Lagrance wrote: The door opens inside the room?
Piss on the hinges then.

*aaaahhccchk* Can't reach the top one!

At 6/9/07 06:17 AM, MeMB wrote: Kick the door in. Seriously. Most normal doors can be kicked in quite easily, and you'll save your collarbone. Just kick near the doorhandle and try to push yourself away with your foot while leaning towards the door. So hold out your foot slightly before the door, extend strongly, put your weight into it and boom. Freedom.

When you say "kick the door in" you mean "kick the door -IN-" This door goes inwards, meaning the hinges are on this side. Does that work as well?

That said, this is all one big fat lie. Just a failed attempt at a cool topic.

Proof? Just because some peeps that make these kinds of threads lie, doesn't mean it can happen once in a while. Not my fault my "friend" is an asshole!

At 6/9/07 06:11 AM, rottenmyscabies wrote: I reckon you should climb out the window, fuck the broken collarbone be a man.

Yeah, but what the fuck man? It's like 10 meters down there. I know this guy told me to tie together some bedsheets, but the only prob is that there's only one bedsheet here! It's not like I'm gonna fucking jump!

Oh, great! I've done something stupid! I tried to open the door by bashing the lock using a football trophy, and I ended up smashing the handle off. Now, even if i somehow manage to pick the lock, I won't be able to open the door cuz the handle is too fucked up to fit in the hole again!

FUUUUCK!!!!

At 6/9/07 05:19 AM, DareDevilGuy wrote: Hello Cmon5, I want to play a game.

Heeeyy...stop that. I'm getting all paranoid here. Maybe they have put a camera somewhere and they're watching me go insane? Or maybe they've put something in these crackers to induce diarreha? (Not shure how to spell it.)

At 6/9/07 05:09 AM, Searp3nt wrote:

At 6/9/07 04:29 AM, emo-penguin wrote: are you chained to a raidiator by any chance

"Hello, CMon5. I've been watching you. I've noticed you are taking life for granted, gaming, cheating. So, CMon5. There is a fast-acting poisen injected into your bloodstream. And the antidote is somewhere closeby. You've been cheating alot lately, CMon5. So let's see if you can cheat death."

There are biscuits and a half-empty sprite-bottle on the desk. I think I'll survive for at least a couple of hours.

Maybe I'll just wait and see. They can't be gone forever.

Dang...I can't find anything that resembles a paper clip, closest being a guitar string.

+ the videos on youtube only picture how to pick the new types of locks, this is an old-fashioned one.

I'm gonna get revenge on him, oh yeah. After all, I'm in his room. Think I'm gonna fap all over his furniture or something.

At 6/9/07 04:47 AM, Trampalite wrote: Option one, find a paper clip or something similar and look online for instructions on how to lock pick, try youtube.

Actually, that's not a bad idea. Thanks.

At 6/9/07 04:33 AM, NetWar wrote: *sigh*

Option 1:

1. Grab desk or other heavy object.
2. Throw heavy object against door.
3. Repeat if neccesary.

Ok, was there something about the broken collarbone you didn't get? I can't lift objects as heavy as this desk using my left hand. The only thing I can use my right arm to without pain is...well, writing, gaming and fapping.

Option 2:

1. Throw previous stated heavy object through window.
2. Tie together bed sheets
3. Use it to climb down.

Can't throw. Can't climb either.

Thanks for the advice, but i regret it's impossible.

At 6/9/07 04:25 AM, Skybolt-DX wrote: Barrel roll into the door

Sure...

...yeah, by the way I broke my collarbone a couple of weeks ago.

I think I'm gonna save the "Ram the door"-option till it's really an emergency.