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And you know what? This is the least funny of them so far.

*sigh*...I call pubic hair....

At 8/31/07 01:20 AM, Alastor wrote: Big tits, sexual and a killer ass.

Word.

Two tomatoes was crossing a road. Then a mustard...fruit came along and said: "Give me a wiener so we'll cream on it!" Then Arnold Schwarzenegger came along and splattered them all over his...sausage.

That was the story of the first hot dog.

You're fucked. Shoot yourself in the head.

No, I hate you. Piss off.

I've never been in love...

A whateverish tank-dude.

At 8/25/07 06:09 PM, braydon10 wrote:
BWHAHAAH *throws rabid hamsters at him and opens fire with his tator tot cannon of fluffyness!*

NEVEEER!! *picks up his em-o-matic which shoots puking emo-kids with syphillis at him while having convinced Dirty Dave to nibble on his balls*

The sound of an open fracture...I mean, the sound didn't creep me out as much as it made me wanna barf, but the blood, and the general non-deliciousness of the bone sticking out of her elbow was pretty fucking uncool...

I don't think I can help...

No, I can't help you.

I'm not gonna help you!

I don't wanna help you!!

GET AWAY FROM ME, FREAK!!!

Through sats...DUH!

A song from Eurovision(!!!)

I think it's this years contribution from Moldova or some shit...

At 8/14/07 10:28 AM, nitroskull wrote: newgrounds users do you think humans have the ability to bend spoons with their minds? or possibly to see into the future?

I can, in fact, make people believe they are schizofrenic, have alzheimer or the like. (<--- This is true.)
Then again, that's not mental powers. Probably more a combination between me being evil, charismatic, sly and manipulative.

At 8/14/07 10:26 AM, mariobro42 wrote: Frankly, both Runescape and WoW suck for various reasons. Get over it!

Discussion is over. This guy wins!

Church: Who the fuck are you? Sister?
Sister: Yep, I'm sister, Church's twin brother. I came here in a spaceship that came from the moon. It crashed next to blue base, and now I live with Caboose, and the people from the tail section of the spaceship live on the other side of the island.
Church: What the fuck, that's like wrong in eight different ways!
(Sister: Yeah, tell me about it.)

You mean you think they never notice!

You're obviously an idiot. In Norway gun control is very strict. The number of deaths by gunshots compared to population is waaaay less than in the US.

But maybe you're right? Maybe it's just all americans that are totally insane and are more prone to shooting each other than we are?

BTW, I think not.

They were not evil. Just insane.

Then I'm 10 %.

At 7/3/07 05:24 PM, Lloiyd wrote: whould your girlfriend let you make out with other chicks? let alone screw em??

mine whould :)

So basically you're kinda dating. But you're both having sex with other chicks. (Yeah, lez party.)

At 6/4/07 03:51 PM, LOLZILLA wrote: FACT: if you wank more than 8 times within 24 hours you pass out.

So how come I'M still awake??

That means no, I will not press the button.

No shit.

Longrider

I've got too much karma to die.

Give her a quick spank. That should do the trick.

1. He got owned.
2. Stop breaking guitars.
3. Do you know when to use "."?

I'm 1,75 centimeters tall, and 65 kgs. (Fuck the imperial system.)

It's mostly just a bunch of skin, bone and muscle. (I'm at a sports academy, so we need to be athletic. My coach/teacher says I should get even more kgs of muscle, but my incineration process is too extreme!)

Just hand me the button please...

At 6/22/07 04:27 PM, Halicarnassus wrote: Ya, the game is gay and stupid, and a poor excuse for even a time waster.

Yup.

But still, most people treat Runescape players like they would treat Nazis. I mean, it is just a game, that some people enjoy. Hell, even I played it a for a while a few years ago, and I'm sure a lot of you did at one point or another too.

I tried it. It sucked so bad i almost cried.

Regardless, there is nothing inherent about Runescape that would constitute you people attempting to rape any fans of the game over the internet simply for mentioning the topic.

I won't rape no runescapers. I just think it's such a waste.

I'm totally down with the whole hate thing, but Runescape is not worthy of this much attention, or profound loathing. Rather than calling people Runescape fags who enjoy circle jerking while buying rune scimitars, why don't you just take a deep breathe, step back, and start a thread about bestiality?

Bestiality is boring. So is runescape, but I guess everyone know a little bit more about runescape than bestiality.

Everyone, and I mean EVERYONE, loves bestiality.

Actually, I'm more fond of boob'n'buttilism.

Seriously, show me one person who doesn't love bestiality, and I will stop having sex with horses for a week.

I don't love it. Now stop sodomizing those ponies!!!