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I consider making out (real kiss) as cheating. Apparently, not everyone else does...

I figure:

- A nuclear war will whipe out most life on the planet. It'll grow back up the way it used to be, until:
- Another nuclear war whipes out most of the life on the planet. Cuz, we never learn.

- Then, when the Earth gets too hot, we would hopefully have found a way to get away to another planet. The universe's biggest mistake was making a virtually indestructible race.

At 10/30/07 09:40 AM, John12346 wrote: Oh hai guiz.

You're being ironic now right?

Cuz my record is like, 14 secs in beginner.

At 10/30/07 09:38 AM, DemonRex wrote: Well, while we're on the subject of mildly disturbing jokes...

"What's the difference between a Caddilac and a pile of dead babies?"
"I don't have a Caddilac in my garage."

A friend of mine told me that one when he found out his wife was pregnant.

OK, that's fucking creepy.

Note to myself: use on Halloween.

Emo is short for emotional. It's a...lifestyle thingy.

I can't really explain to you what it is, except that I dislike it.

Word for the wise: Google/Wikipedia it.

At 10/29/07 09:12 AM, mrazerty wrote:

At 10/29/07 09:11 AM, Psycho wrote: Give more information. What sort of game or character is this? What's the character who's going to take it?

It's all about a soldier in WW2 that goes undercover in "base epta" and looks whats going on there.

Morphine.

Seriously. It was the single most use medication during WW2.

I'm no longer addicted to wanking, as I'm really experienced in that area.

PS, I can use my left as well. Lolzey.

At 10/29/07 11:16 AM, Whoshotdabear wrote:

At 10/29/07 11:13 AM, katfleas wrote: My name is Maj, really!

heh, heh.

oh yeah well i'm named after an angel guess which one?

Gabriel? The only angel i can think of.

Well, apparently I'm named after both a knights templar and the first ever pope. Why the hell do I sound so christian???

Shortly put: Leapfrog R teh suxxorz.

At 10/26/07 04:38 PM, Ulven wrote:

At 10/26/07 04:14 PM, WilliWowza wrote: Raw power? Drunk fat bearded scandinavians against well-equiped, trained and disciplined warrirs?

Ok, first a reply to you my friend. Viking warriors where highly athletic, well equipped, well trained (as training commenced for most boys at the age of 10) and well disciplined. The beard roxx, and as for the overwhelming drunken-ness, combined with thos mushrooms they ate it made them fearless and immune to things such as pain and exhaustion. There's a reason the Berserkergang was the most feared battle element in Europe for a while.

No contest.

You're right, there's no contest. Also, I feel like I should mention that the vikings conquered the celts and englishmen, and also were at the end of their era the most valuable hired arms in the entire world, being official elite guards in Constantinople for instance.

The Vikings were the most well equipped people in Europe at that time. Their chainmail/leather armors were great. Stopping even a spear from penetrating. Ofcourse only the few rich had anything but normal cloth ofcourse.

But that didn't matter since a spear wouldn't stop a crazed viking until he was to injured to stand straight.

What's so great about vikings were "berserks", high crazy warriors who didn't feel pain till they were sober again the day after.

Which would effectively make it the nr. 1 hangover in the world.

Planets...hmmm.

Naples?

Ten?

Schwozlerslosch.

At 10/28/07 10:56 AM, DraGoN-RaGe-9001 wrote: What does your user name spell out when you rearrange the letters? See what words, phrases, or sentences you can come up with.

5NomC
5oncm - What you say when you're really drunk.
5MonC - ?
Penis - Immature off topic humor.

At 10/16/07 06:56 PM, VespeneGas wrote:

At 10/16/07 06:53 PM, BigFuzzyKitten wrote: this thread is now a gallery of annasophia robb pics

Dirty thoughts.
Dirty thoughts.
Dirty thoughts.

AAAAAAAAAH! STOP MESSING WITH MY MIND!

At 10/16/07 06:48 PM, RCrap wrote: P.S. I have a really Big Butt.

Pics to documentate please...

:) :) :) :) :)

How did that feel?

:) :) :) :) :)

Happy birthday. You're one step closer to death now, how great is THAT?

I think Tom Fulp opened a parlour and pointed at two random words with his eyes closed.

New.

Ground.

Newgrounds.

At 10/16/07 06:41 PM, TomFulp3 wrote: if the world was about to end i'd jerk off really hard

If the world was about to end I'd fuck a girl really hard.

Pwned.

Shoot a hole in his nuts and plant weed in it.

I can reach it with my penis.

I've still got some life left.

You forgot that many of us have street names that would make no sense in English, but I'll give it a shot.

Rasmus Tverrånes

or translated:
Rasmus Crossrivernose

ITS MAH P0RNZTAh N31M! Not...

At 9/28/07 12:28 PM, Unclever-Overused wrote: An epic attempt followed by an epic fail.

"Oh, boohoo, I haven't made any threads as cool as this one!"

It's a 3-page thread already. Fail?

I didn't think so.

Well, now I haven't photoshopped the picture and I didn't even bother to include it in my post! ITS MAH S3CR3T MAZTErP3ICE!11lol1!!1

At 9/28/07 12:10 PM, Jay-Cee wrote: I actually rate Liverpool fans as some of the best fans in the world. The only fans I class as glory hunters are Man Utd and more recently Chelsea, though I do sympathize for genuine fans.

I've been through highs (well,mediums =P) and lows with City but i've never been too downhearted. I knew that eventually our time would come, and so far this season it looks like it could nearly be here and those years of playing second fiddle will make it all the more sweeter when it does come.

You have no idea how crappy the general fanbase of Manchester United and Liverpool is in Norway. There's a mixed blend of teens, morons, forum trolls, emo kids and nøøbs(the type of fan that believes any player that enters the club is a blessing; "wohoo Anderson is the new Ronaldinho and Tevez is da best buy evah, wohoo")

When it comes to supporters, I wish I lived in England, or that a larger portion of my friends cheered for Italian football.

At 9/24/07 02:30 PM, Twist-Chao06 wrote: 1. Its Home to Many flash Crews

2. ...that continuosly (and deservingly) gets harassed.

Happy madness day everyone!

Try Norway. I can't think of one single person I know that doesn't speak english.

At 9/15/07 02:52 PM, speedmetalmessiah wrote: Easy, download Audacity and then set your soundcard up to record from the Stereo Mix.

Sounds good.

Thanks. I'll try it. And maybe you'll get some new "hits" in the Audio Portal soon!

I tried searching for an answer to this question, and only found one thread. And that was like "whoa, really fucking old".

I want to put my Guitar Pro 5 songs on NG. I've seen som suggestions and I think most of these are largely useless. I can export them as MIDI, but then the RSE would be turned off and the music will turn all gay. I could export them as wave, but the only thing I get then is white noise. I could of course try to use a mic and record it off my speakers, but the stereo and subwoofer effect would be turned off and the quality would suck donkey balls.

Then I had this idea, but because of my extreme newbishness I need to ask first if it is possible.

Yeah, Ok It's really hard to explain for me in english: Are there any good programs for recording sound off your computer without a mic, and even with the speakers turned off? I mean, there's gotta be one, cuz' audio is data and you should be able to record and save that right?