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Hiya.

Me and some of my friends have had this gig where we rated each others fetishes from a scale from 1-10. Well, mostly they weren't that original, so at best we ended up rating a 4 for a fetish involving laces and bullwips.

As you may already know, teh intarwebz is full of people with very special...needs. And sick sick people in need of a shrink.

Anyway, tell me your fetish, and I'll rate it! I'll base it out from:
- Originality
- General Inaccessibility on the net
- Ability to connect with sexuality

GO!

Oh my god.

I think I just died a little bit inside.

At 12/29/07 04:21 PM, csst wrote: is it bleeding a white sticky liquid? if so than you should be fine

...and if you don't like it you can try bleeding it dry, it'll hurt like hell but when you're done, it won't rise again.

Rowling probably wrote the ending like that in an attempt to satisfy all readers:

- 50% thought Harry dying would be a good ending.
- 50% thought Harry surviving and an Epic win would be a good ending.

So she killed Harry, (the death, duh) brought him back to life so that he could pretend he was dead and then jump out of the shadows to own Voldemort with taunts and then own him with his wand. (The Epic Win.)

That way, everybody's happy, but she didn't think about the reactions of those of us smart enough to actually see through this.

And remember, Snape is the real hero!

At 11/18/07 12:20 AM, DawnWolf wrote:
Calling a TV show stupid when it doesn't even have a mind of its own is not intelligent either.

Intelligent burn!

No. You're aint teh best.

Snap out of it. Seriously. Move outside of your daily routines once in a while.

I just got one a week ago. I asked if I was gonna be content with my karma at the moment.

Well...

Two of my family members have died in the past month. I kinda rubbed it in in myself.

You suck your posting friends.

My and my friend burned our weed in a closed garage.

Man, was I stoned or what?

At 11/10/07 07:00 PM, Bomshaw wrote:

At 11/10/07 07:00 PM, SweetSkater wrote:

At 11/10/07 06:59 PM, Koeberto190 wrote: Your friend sucks at posting.

Your posting sucks at friends.

Your sucks at friends posting.

Suck your friend at posting.

At 12/18/04 10:48 PM, STEM wrote: "london bridge came falling down, falling down, falling down.."

*uses bad joke instead of fav guitar bridge*

Personally, I like the bridge over troubled water.

At 11/10/07 06:29 PM, risbolla wrote:

At 11/10/07 06:27 PM, CMon5 wrote:

What's politics? Can you eat it?

DRINK.

You don't eat fluids.

At 11/10/07 06:37 PM, videogamer0810 wrote:

At 11/10/07 06:34 PM, Lilboston wrote: SHOULD I HAVE TO PUT AT THE BEGINING OF EVERY ONE OF MY POST THAT THIS IS'NT A CRY FOR ATTENTION AND I'M NOT WHINING. EVERYONE OF YOU RETARDS THINK THAT EVERY SINGLE TIME AND IT PISSES ME OFF

Okay, now you're definitely whining about people thinking that you're whining.

No, he is whining IN CAPS to get more attention from the people that think he is whining. Meaning: I GET MORE ATTENTION WHEN I GO APE SHIT WITH CAPS!

This could also be a case of Illusional Schizophrenic Paranoia.

Didn't mean to destroy your fun or anything.

I love NG.

It's the only place where, if you start a discussion about politics, nobody is serious and goes ape shit on everybody.

However, if you submit a discussion about farting experiences, everybody gets serious.

Carol has hot legs.

At 11/10/07 06:21 PM, Sarcasm wrote: You aren't implying shit.

You're screaming "Look at me, I'm crazy! I've got problems! Give me your attention!"

Dude, that's basically the reason behind anyone posting on NG.

We are all attention whores.

Including YOU!

My pubes have sideburns.

They're like, hanging there. Beside the balls.

Seriously, WTF?!?

Get lost. I'm mentally mature.

Now, while I'm not really that much of an educated psychologist, or even interested in psychology, I have my own theories on why and why not when it comes to the human brain.

So, like alll the other "I'll answer...", I'll answer any questions you have that can be connected to anything mental.

I'll answer the questions in bundle:

START!

PS: Yeah, and if you send me 20 bucks, I can blame it on your parents!

Why don't you just quit?

Audioslave - Audioslave
Black Stone Cherry - Black Stone Cherry
KoRn - Follow the Leader
KoRn - Take A Look In The Mirror
KoRn - Untouchables
Metallica - The Black Album
Nine Inch Nails - The Downward Spiral
Nine Inch Nails - Year Zero
Queens of the Stone Age - Era Vulgaris
Pink Floyd - Echoes
Red Hot Chili Peppers - Best of CD
Red Hot Chili Peppers - Californication
Red Hot Chili Peppers - Stadium Arcadium
SliPKnoT - Vol. 3
Soundgarden - Badmotorfinger
Soundgarden - Superunknown
Temple of the Dog - Temple of the Dog

+ 20 Gigs of albums and songs on an extern hard drive I've got somewhere. It contains a wider array.

Give it viagra, and see what happens!!!

At 10/30/07 09:33 AM, JoxskornerStudios01 wrote: lol. the day were you can scare the crap out of people ^_^

Well percieved, it is tomorrow.

Cool.

I hate flying.

That was sketchy...

It wasn't the best thing to do. I'm guessing she didn't like it?

You had better tell her that smoking is bad, regardless of how much grown-ups do it.

At 10/30/07 09:48 AM, Alcohol1 wrote:

At 10/30/07 09:42 AM, CMon5 wrote:

At 10/30/07 09:40 AM, John12346 wrote:

Cuz my record is like, 14 secs in beginner.

Mine is 9 seconds, young man.

Impressive. You really must waste your life on minesweeper:P

At 10/30/07 09:37 AM, EpicFail wrote: I think excorcist because, I believe I have a more higher chance of being posessed by the devil then having a guy in a William Shatner mask chasing me with a knife.

Okay, that's like the opposite of what normal people think. Your opinion I guess.

I think Halloween-type movies are the only real scary movies, as being chased by a human killer is realistic, compared to being possessed, getting haunted by a dead japanese chick and the likes.