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At 8/8/14 08:46 PM, WahyahRanger wrote: Well, we all did some stupid shit as a kid.

May I suggest next time you admit your mistakes instead of substituting "some guy"

I havent yet seen your kind in this screen before. Tell me where the typing ends and the regret begins because it is all the same.

When I was a kid there was a toad on the back porch and this guy puts an industrial air hose up its rectum and turned it onto low medium air pressure. the toads eyes bulged and popped. this weird sound like from a leaking balloon was coming out of the toads eye sockets, then pieces of toad was being flung out of the sockets. Strangest thing was he turned the air off and the toad was still moving. He let it be like that till it stopped moving.

America is a despicable country. Everyone there is nothing but a spoiled brat that thinks the world owes them simply because their parents fucked and shat them out on American soil.

I always hated Americans. If I see an American tourist I tell them to get out of my country because they are dumb bloody fucks that know nothing and deserve nothing.

Religioun was created because no one knew how things worked or why the world was how it was.
They thought when the sun goes down that there was a chance it might not come back up so they had to offer it sacrificings to help it win the war over the night. They didnt have the thinking capasity to go "Maybe the large light will always come back up no matter what" thought they would have never tried that anyways in fear that they would be wrong.

Religioun is pretty much the same. Explaining what people couldnt explain. But now we have logic, understanding, and thinking. Religioun is bascially training wheels for us until we learned how to think for ourselves. We should have taken religioun off around the time we split the atom.

My nephew is gay. My brother accepts him, but I dont. If that was my kid, well...Id beat him till he couldnt fuck anyone.

But I'd still beat him cause I dont like kids in general.

Well I hate all Americans. You are nothing but pigs. You all think alike. You all are idiots. You all think the world owes you everything, when in fact we owe you nothing. America should sink into the ocean.

I hate America and all Americans.

At 1/28/08 01:41 PM, Reapertonn wrote: Hey man,you're cool,you should write horror poetry.Sorry I had to delete some of your text though.

I already do.

Glad you liked it.

"I have in my pocket a knife, and in the other a loaded gun. If you try to come towards me, i will shoot you, but if you turn around I will stab you. I will not only stab you, when you fall to the ground i will turn you over and cut your eyes out. You will scream and i will cut your tounge out. The with my knife i will cut open your chest and cut through your muscles, to your intestines. There i will cut bits out, and stick them in your sockets."

At 1/22/08 04:50 PM, GOTHCLAWZ wrote:

At 1/22/08 04:48 PM, Clown-aRound wrote:

Look, if you don't like violence you don't have to make a big speech about it.

What? What gave you the idea that I don't like violence. I love violence.

I'm just saying don't be a pussy when you fight.

My father is in jail for a while and my mum does nothing but drinks.

I dont live with them and they can rot in hell for all I care. Would prefer if they just died. Plus I get this saved up money that they cant touch, and I can only get when they die.

I once was in a fight a number of years ago.

Was at this one park, I forget the name of it, some bitch of a guy threw a water bottle at me, calling me a ignorant brit. He sounded like he was from Brooklin.

One thing led to another and we started to fight eachother.

He gave up. So after he surrended, I broke his arm and his nose and took his keys, which I threw away miles from the area.

This guy you are going to fight, dont give up, and if he surrenders, dont stop.

And cut the crap about not fighting dirty, there is no such thing. You fight to win by any means, and over kill is always good.

One of my mates made a guy loose one of his eyes, now that was a fight to remember.

6 billion people on Earth, I think we can use a bit less.

Well, there are a number of American tourists here.

You better not!
America is the worst country ever. You move there and you will be killed because those damn Americans hate forieners, and love to kill them.

As she was shackled in chains with eyes full of terror, I smiled at her. She screamed, pleading for her life, and I laughed. I bend down to her leg, opened my mouth, and bit down hard. She screamed so loud that it almost hurt my ears.

My teeth sunk into her skin, and blood drew out. I could taste the wonderful metal taste of blood on my tounge, as I bit down harder and ripped off a hunk of her skin. Blood rushed out and she screamed in pain and fear.

I looked at her as I ate the hunk of skin from her leg.

How says I haven't already?

Because there are people like me that give them a bad reputation. HA HA HA!!!!

You should have just said "It's non of your bloody business, now fuck off!" and have an evil look.

Scares them away.

Or you could have pulled a dounut out and threw it saying "Go get it! Go get it!" and watch her run.

At 1/15/08 07:17 PM, Spikrodd wrote: Lips???

With that hair and the one on your upper lip, makes you look like Charley Chaplin

Hollywood has ruined movies.

Quark? He isn't black, the actor who plays him is white.

Actually, my first word was "fuck". No lie, my parents would swear a lot.

"Get the bloody fucking food out of the oven you cunt! You're fucking burning the fucking food! FUCKING TURN THE FUCKING OVEN FUCKING OFF!"

"Fuck you! You turn the fucking oven off! And don't fucking ever call me a fucking cunt ever again you fucking bastard!"

"Cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt!(x's 3)"

"OH FUCK YOU!!!"

"Chad, get back to your fucking room!" (Not my real name, just to let you know)

So when they heard my first word "fuck" this is how they responded. They had it on tape

Me: "F-f---f----fuck"

Mum: "What did you just say?"

Me: "Fuck. Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!

Dad: "This is your fucking fault! You say fuck too much!"

Mum: "Don't swear in front of him! See, you swear more then me!"

Dad: "No I fucking dont!"

Me: "Fuck Fuck!

Mum: "See, it is your fucking fault! So fuck you and fuck your face!"

Dad: "Fuck my face? Fuck your face! You pretty much invented the word fuck!"

Mum: "What? You fucker! I....Look, we are not going anywhere with this, lets just be happy he said his first word, even if it is a swear word."

Dad: "Great, now our son is no better then those damn yanks"

Mum: "Whats wrong with America?"

Dad: "America? No, Mexico. Mexicans are yanks, right?"

And the film goes on. Yes, my father thinks Yanks are people from Mexico.

As him if he/she would like a beer.

At 1/15/08 04:04 PM, Raguel wrote: I think that the point has been overlooked here.

The English aren't able to fight with their hands.

Oh we can, and do. They just move to fast for you to see it happen.

I ate an apple.

Oh, England, hands down. Scotland has no fucking chance.
Though I have no problem with the Scots, love the Scots.

Probebly some guy at the tv station being an idiot.

At 1/14/08 12:08 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote:

At 1/14/08 11:01 AM, Clown-aRound wrote: No, if Anything they are will be come a country where if you are not a Christian you will be killed, like in the good ol' days.

Not going to happen.

Just saying that's more likely to happen.

At 1/14/08 12:06 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote:

At 1/14/08 11:11 AM, Clown-aRound wrote: (I shudder the thought even touching that god forsaken land)

Coming from someone who thinks 9/11 is a good thing.

Dont get me started

Maybe she likes Obama better then Hilary. Not because of race or gender, but because maybe she thinks he would be better.

You are a morron...but you are American, so it is no surprise.

I actually would vote for Obama if I lived in America (I shudder the thought even touching that god forsaken land)