1. Jack a helicopter
2. Force the pilot to quickly teach you to move
3. Make him put on auto-pilot
4. go to iraq
5. crash into iraqi HQ
6. then crawl out and shoot everything terrorist
7. crawl into the street and keep shooting
8. take an RPG
9. Blow up EVERYTHING
10. take your life when you strap a bomb to yourself and kill Osama Ben Ladan

^.^

I had no idea a NGer had such grammer.......

NetMaster
NetHunter
Pwner
Insert Name here
yo
noobpwner

just some stupid names =P
(btw, read your book on NG, great stuff!
;D)

If the staff Dos die, then the sire will never be updated and it will be stuck in the halloween thing and all the noobs will leave. Plus bigbadron and the other mods would have been killed meaning all the remaining noobs would spam and flame as they please. And as the noobs did that, all the normal members would problably leave. and so forth....

Not to mention games/movies/music will stop coming into the portal

:sooo..... yeah

Hey, I'd like to join! I'm pretty sure i'm pro at this.... so yeah. Oh, and Here's a sample song.
(if you don't notice it, all my songs seem to fill up all the tabs! O.O)
Last thing to, it MAY get boring. It all depends. But IM me back when you get this! ^.^

ELITE RETRIX:
--3--1---3---73---0-------0---0---1----7 3-0---1---1---0-1----6-6-6-6-6---1---1--
-6-59--4--1---4----4---0---c---0---0---1 ----4b00---1---1---0-1---b--------5---1-
--1-----c-9-1--2-7-6-8--1---1---9---1---
2-7-3-7--4620---0---9-8-7-0--------8-5-5 -9-----6-8--9--

This thread is made for the purpouse of the kick-ass game Punk-O-Matic that's still going strong! =D

So come on music artist. lets own! ^.^

ELITE RETRIX:
--3--1---3---73---0-------0---0---1----7 3-0---1---1---0-1----6-6-6-6-6---1---1--
-6-59--4--1---4----4---0---c---0---0---1 ----4b00---1---1---0-1---b--------5---1-
--1-----c-9-1--2-7-6-8--1---1---9---1---
2-7-3-7--4620---0---9-8-7-0--------8-5-5 -9-----6-8--9--

(NO SPAMMING!!!!!) plz?

how do you make your animations so smooth?

theres 2

Chapter 4
"BOO!!!!" Screamed Pick-axe! "HOLY CRAP!!! OMFG!!! Dont do that again." "yeah yeah."
"ok pick, grab your shotgun, were going out for food." Pick=Axe walked down a silent and dark hallway into a small room. He came out with his Remingon shotgun and a medium-size box of ammo. Cloud walked into his room to see a clutter of porn magazines. lol jk. it was just a clutter of old clothes and junk. "When we get back, your cleaning this up."
They both walked down to Kiddmiezters room. ten pick-axe said "hey man, guard the fort. We'll be back."

They both walked into the garage and saw there sport motorbikes up against the walls. It was dawn and the smell of rotting corpses was in the air. Oh god how they both hated that smell. They put on there silencing mufflers parts and prepared to head out to a local market for food and supplies. as they opened the garage door, Cloud put on his backpack with his remington and machete in it and started up his engine. Pick=axe did the same and he said. "god i hate this." Cloud started off towards the street and as did Pick. As Cloud searched the dawn for anysign of undead life he saw none and was prepared to move on. The destruction and chaos from the outbreak left the world in a state of disorder where life did not remain. and Undead life Thrived. Because when in and undead world full of chaos, disorder, descrytion with no goverment, Hell will break loose. They both ran off into the distance and as they did they saw one zombie. Pick-Axe pulled out his pick-axe (lol) and as they rode after the ghoul Pick slightly slid to the side and he was unable to decapitate the monstrosity. And then. Cloud's brakes on his bike suddenly failed and cloud tryed to stop when there was a barricade in his way but had failed at his attempt and threw the bike over his head with the bike resulting in an explosion. Large pieces of scrap metal flew by and as fire swept the horizon in a fierey blaze. As for Cloud. his flesh wounds spoke for themselves. They both knew they were in trouble. But for unlucky Cloud. he was stuck in oil and had to leave AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. he got out of the terminal oil mess and figured out that that was the reason his brakes failed. "LETS GO!!" Cloud took another Sport bike that they always keep near the market and he hopped on it and reved the engineonce and they both spead off as zombies slowly slumped toward the destoryed bike near the fire and gasses. when one of themcatched on fire. and a HUGE explosion occured when the one on fire slumped towards the bikes gas tank. And what was to happen to these brave fellows? Would the zombies follow these rangers? You'll see on the next installment of ZOMBIE OVERRUN!!!!

hmm....... ill try to make it more detailed but length i say, does not matter. Besides. if i didnt make it that short basically NO ONE would read it except the most literate NGrounders. No offense, but hey. im trying my best. i am a noob writer so.... yeah.
i need 3 moer entries and i PROMISE you will try to make the story better.

yes. thats right. im making the sequel that the mods locked/deleted.
NO FUCKING FLAMING. does NG really need another flame war? so plz. if its not a nice commant, plz keep it too yourself. to my TRUE fans like narutoninja666 and um. my other fan (sry i forgot your name) HERE IS CHAPTER 2!

Chapter 2
Cloud ran outside to see his neighbors speeding off as he gave all of his valuables to his father. "get in the car!!" screamed his father. Cloud quickly ran to his car and hopped into the luxury sedan. soon after 20 minutes, everyone was in the car. Cloud's mom started the engine and reved away from the house and as Cloud looked back he said "holy crap." A SWARM OF UNDEAD WERE RACING TOWARDS HIM AND HIS OTHER UNLUCKY NEIGHBORS THAT DIDNT TAKE OFF IN TIME!!!! he looked back at his mother and father and shrugged on both there shoulders. "mom? DAD!?!?" they looked back with horrible zombie faces!!!! They both climbed out of the seat to eat Cloud. They killed Cloud. or? Did they?

Chapter 3
"AHHHHHHHHH!!!" Screamed Cloud as he awoke in the house. "man. i cant believe mom and dad are gone...... I wish they were with me." then all of a sudden! a moa appeaed from outside his door. Cloud quickly pcked up his silecned falcon and slowly walked up to the door. he knocked once. There was a moan. he knocked once again. there was a louder moan. he must have attractd attention by screaming. he slowly opened the door WHEN!

hehehe what will happen? Also, i need some other characters so if you can quote this chart then ill let you be in the story. ^^

USERNAME:
AGE:
PRIMARY WEAPON:
SECONDARY WEAPON:
MELEE WEAPON:
SKILLS:
EXTRA ITEM:

TY ^^

Guys stop. A mods gonna lock this becuase its turning into a flame war (and i didnt even read to page 2) so yeah.
:i hope i dont get banned =/

oh hey nvm i lost the story but can i still join? lol

Trust me man, the requirements to get into this crew are TOUGH. and plus, LC is one of the bouncers and he is a very ummm..... well. hmmm...... hes a very good bouncer so yeah. Trust me. if i cant make it in. i think you cant make it in. so yeah. but try some other zombie clubs that i dont want to join becuase i hate them and there themes but hey, theres a rez evil crew or something.......

is it only about alice fighting the UBCS or what?

YAY!! ROCK ON!!!!!

Hmmm...... this crew is fresh but hey, i'll join =)
I loce C&C3. its the best game ever =)

BTW, i recommend a status lvles and everything. if your interested, i can explain.

Take his head and smash it agianst a concrete wall until his Skull starts to bleed. Then get a stapler and staple him to the concrete wall. Then (if possible) get a staple gun and instead of stapling him to the wall, shoot him. By now he should be almost dead. now take a knife and slowly cut deeper and deeper into his skin finally makeing him die from blood loss and brain damage. ^_^

At 7/21/07 08:48 PM, Evan wrote: Chapter 6

"CLOUD IS AN EMO MOTHERFUCKER! BAN!"

Cloud ran away to his house, locked himself in his room, and cried till the end of eternity.

The end.

DAMNIT!!!!!!

FUCK IT!!! I FUCKING QUIT!!!! OMFG!!!!!!!!

NO TASTE AT FUCKING ALL!!!!!!!!!
ITS THE FIRST GODAMN CHAPTERS AND PEOPLE TELL ME "GTFO you horrible writer!"

A NOTE TO THE DISCUORAGED WRITERS OUT THERE: IM TOO PISSED OFF TO WTIE ANY MORE OF THE STORY BUT REMEMBER!!!! DONT GIVE UP!!!!!!

Well, to the ONLY 2 NICE replies kudos to you. on the other hand most of the replies said i was crap. Well, i need to know this.
Does a story need to have sex in order for people to like it? REALLY!? EVERY STORY THAT HAD SEX IN IT HAD ALMOST 60 GOOD FEEDBACK REPLIES!!!
Anyways.... to those who actually want to listen to more of it, plz tell me. Becuase i feel like shit right now.
:BTW, i wasn't ready for a GIANT crapload of bad feedback. i mean comeon! ITS THE FREAKING INTRO PEOPLE!!!!! I MEAN CHAPTER 1!! BUT STILL!! the first chapters are supposed to be boring. now if you excuse me, im gonna wait for your feedback.

First off. This is a tribute to the writers of NG BBS. I hope you can fine the courage to write a story and not a afraid of what people will think of it. (no offense NGrounders)

INTRO
You are on NG browsing the forums for something to do. When you find a good story on the BBS. It reads ZOMBIE OVERRUN. You click it to find a GIANT post. You decide not to read it. but unfortently. your comp just froze. and well. you dont feel like turning it on and off. So, you decide to read it.......

CHAPTER |
As Cloud21201 was walking down the street from school he noticed lots of unusual traffic. it was like a mass of cars trying to get out of town. He walked down the road only to find his neighbors packing up. He walked up to his neighbor. "Hey Mr.[insert name here]! Whatcha' doin'?" But he only ignored Cloud. He came home to find all of his furniture in boxes. "MOM! WHAT'S GOING ON!?!?" she was in the kitchen packing up food. "PACK UP YOUR CLOTHES HONEY!" "WTF MOM!?!?" "HEY!!!! PACK UP NOW AND STOP CURSING!!!" Cloud walked into his room only to find a pile of clothes and 2 bags. He packed up and then his father dame in. "Cloud, give me your bags!" Cloud handed him his clothes-in-a-bag and walked into the kitchen. His mother wasnt there. He went downstairs to find her caring for my pet turtle. "MOM!!! WHATS GOING ON!?!?!?" "she said- "GET IN THE FUCKING CAR!!!!" THEN,ALL OF A SUDDEN!!! THE POLICE CAME AND THEY SAID "LETS GO DAMNIT!"

To Be Continued.......

BTW, if you want to be in the story just tell me ^_^

Zombie Overrun

=(
:man. NG has really changed after 2 months......

hmmm..... not bad. Some people actually CARE about this. and dont give shitty answears tha will have themselves killed.
:Also, kuddos to the ppl who go by the ZSG. GOOD JOB! ;D

THERES NO MORE RP CLUBS!?!??!?!? WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh im sry? Is this a flamewar OR AM I JUST PISSED OFF!?!?!?!?

Dumb ass? I'm not the one thinking dumb ass is one word. I am not the one using acronyms that is commonly associated with thirteen year olds which are mentally retarded, which clearly show your stupidity. If anyone is the dumb ass, it is you.

Ok. First STFU
And second Stop being an immature jerk. Be like this and your sure to get fucked up (Beaten) if you act like this all the time.

:Also, try taking anger management classes. Cool down and stop being a jerk to people.

At 7/21/07 02:17 PM, Twilight-Knight wrote:

At 7/21/07 02:06 PM, gunground wrote: who me? *shudders* eeep...what possibly would that 11 year old do to me lol.

I'm still kinda confused on how you became a member. I never did get to read your survival plan.

And an 11 year old shouldn't be in this club anyways. To many influential cussing dumbasses here.

Well im glad someone agrees with me. Besides im thinking about making a Zombie RP Club ^^

*Cough* Smeagol and LC *Cough*

LOL

At 7/21/07 02:06 PM, gunground wrote: who me? *shudders* eeep...what possibly would that 11 year old do to me lol. So anyways as i was saying its physically impossible for the zombie bacteria/virus to infect any other bacteria.

HEY!!! I MAY BE 11 BUT IM STILL ALOT MORE MATURE THAN THE OTHERS ON THIS SITE! No offense.

BTW, if you guys go by the rules of the ZSG, then the only thing that can be infected is Zombies and humans. animals will not eat infected flesh and misqutios will not bite infected flesh. It is a Virus not a bacteria. I do agree though. Virus's and bacteria are different but not much. And not to mention that Animals including birds, mammals, fish, reptiles, and pretty much everyanimal in this world are afriad of zombies. Even insects will stay away from the infected.
:also note that in 28 days later. Those Are NOT ZOMBIES!!! just wanted you to know that ^^
But you know, if you dont go by the ZSG then you can argue it out amongst yourselves

The people who are trully dedicated to this thread are unther and Stem because hey will actually make a resonable answer! BY asking things you need to know. the others did not ask these types of questions so you might have died.....