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Author Search Results: 'ClockWorkViking'

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1.

Winking

Topic: Do Atheists believe in ghosts?

Posted: 11/02/09 02:57 PM

Forum: General

No, morons believe in ghosts. I think you're getting the two mixed up.


2.

None

Topic: what typography

Posted: 10/22/09 04:56 PM

Forum: General

I think he means font...


3.

Sad

Topic: weirdest film ever

Posted: 09/03/09 05:53 PM

Forum: General

At 9/3/09 04:54 PM, DarthRacoon wrote: Mega shark vs giant octopus.

'Nuff said.

I opened this topic about to say the exact same thing...How the fuck is it possible that someone else has watched that god awful movie...


4.

None

Topic: Let's Make Fake Albums

Posted: 08/29/09 09:03 PM

Forum: General

That was interesting, doesn't look to bad.

Let's Make Fake Albums


5.

None

Topic: her first time

Posted: 08/29/09 08:03 PM

Forum: General

At 8/29/09 07:58 PM, ghostxero wrote: what? were u fapping to this? dude its a lil girl in a dentists office....

Are you kidding? That's WHY I was fapping!


6.

Crying

Topic: So i made my mom cry...again...

Posted: 08/24/09 06:02 PM

Forum: General

At 8/24/09 02:13 PM, killercomb wrote:
At 8/24/09 02:13 PM, Tiboron94 wrote: you horrible person you you sound like a dick
fuck you, you dont even know me

No one understands my pain!! I mean I HATE scrabble!!

CRAAAAAWWWWWLIIIIIIINNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG GG

7.

None

Topic: Ms Paint Your Life In 3 Frames

Posted: 08/20/09 08:25 PM

Forum: General

I really should of revised more...

Ms Paint Your Life In 3 Frames


8.

None

Topic: Remember how epic the N64 was?

Posted: 08/20/09 08:19 PM

Forum: General

At 8/20/09 05:58 PM, PinballWizard976 wrote: Definitely Super Mario 64. I've always loved that game. I still have a working N64 too, as well as a working sega genesis. But I remember that the N64 was like "the" system. You'd go into a hotel, and there'd be one behind the TV. Yeah, that was all good stuff.

Last time I went on holiday they had one in the games room. Shit was awesome.


9.

Kissing

Topic: I was raped today...

Posted: 08/20/09 01:38 PM

Forum: General

Sounds like a homoerotic version of the hills have eyes.


10.

None

Topic: Any bands I should know about?

Posted: 08/20/09 01:18 PM

Forum: General

Try Five finger death punch

way of the fist

Or skindred if you've not heard them.

Nobody


11.

Happy

Topic: photoshop THIS

Posted: 08/17/09 07:31 PM

Forum: General

At 8/17/09 07:27 PM, epelectric wrote: the photoshopping novelty for me has gone. and what you want us to do with it. Put this in the art portal under paint me in or something. might go down better

Please, shut the fuck up and leave forever.


12.

Blushing

Topic: Free Hugs for free.

Posted: 08/17/09 07:10 AM

Forum: General

Sorry, mine are deluxe.


13.

Crying

Topic: What I think of your face, post4rte

Posted: 08/15/09 07:30 PM

Forum: General

You've not delivered Frank...

This makes me sad...

14.

Kissing

Topic: What I think of your face, post4rte

Posted: 08/15/09 03:11 PM

Forum: General

At 8/15/09 02:36 PM, riskyjoker wrote:
At 8/15/09 02:33 PM, ClockWorkViking wrote: Me next! Me next!
u luk like lily allen

I'm gonna choose to take that as a compliment.


15.

Goofy

Topic: What I think of your face, post4rte

Posted: 08/15/09 02:33 PM

Forum: General

Me next! Me next!

What I think of your face, post4rte


16.

Elated

Topic: Bad Jokes(tell Me One)

Posted: 08/12/09 12:28 PM

Forum: General

I'll tell you a good joke...

Women's rights!

17.

Mad as Hell

Topic: Stupidest ban system ever!

Posted: 08/11/09 09:38 AM

Forum: General

IT'S NOT HE'S!!!

Stupidest ban system ever!


18.

Expressionless

Topic: Why Atheists Are Right...

Posted: 08/05/09 05:11 PM

Forum: General

At 8/5/09 04:50 PM, PhobOuranos wrote:
At 8/5/09 04:48 PM, InsertFunnyUserName wrote: No one can prove that god exists or doesn't exist. End of story.
That is quite close-minded.

Okay then, open his mind twat.


19.

Expressionless

Topic: Some People Are... Pathetic

Posted: 08/05/09 08:32 AM

Forum: General

At 8/5/09 08:18 AM, MisterSins wrote: WTF a group of hackers called Duck Division?! I better call the Bunny Squad...

seriously.... weird stuff happen on the internet xD

shut
the
fuck
up.


20.

Elated

Topic: You wake up..

Posted: 08/02/09 06:27 PM

Forum: General

I begin to masturbate furiously, and just as they burst in, I come all over them. They then proceed to sex me!


21.

Happy

Topic: World's hottest virgin wants your..

Posted: 08/01/09 07:00 PM

Forum: General

"I'm gonna make you bleed out your vagina."


22.

Angry

Topic: I love a girl who doesn't love me

Posted: 07/21/09 01:41 PM

Forum: General

I don't get how fucking morons like you fall in "love" so easily. What you're feeling is a fucking infatuation and if you had a pair of balls you'd be able to grow out of it. My guess (without looking at your profile) is that your in your teens, live a little, don't be such a bitch.


23.

Angry

Topic: So I have a girl problem.

Posted: 07/11/09 11:28 AM

Forum: General

She looks away when you make eye contact because you have created an awkward situation between you by asking her out. She leaves the room when you flirt with other girls because it's just cringe worthy and no one wants to see someone fail so fucking hard.

Sorry.


24.

Mad as Hell

Topic: The Year is 2274

Posted: 06/19/09 04:23 PM

Forum: General

I'd be a goddam slaver. Those people seem to have it easy enough!


25.

Blushing

Topic: Dreams Of The Insane...

Posted: 06/16/09 03:04 PM

Forum: General

At 6/16/09 01:06 PM, Aughiris wrote: You pulled this story out of your ass. I can tell from all the specific details.

This dream was photoshopped. I can tell from the pixels.


26.

Happy

Topic: Adult Swim Demographics

Posted: 06/15/09 11:21 AM

Forum: General

At 6/15/09 04:25 AM, Homie-Z wrote: Who really looks like the dumbass here?

Honestly, you.


27.

Questioning

Topic: Apple should be boycotted

Posted: 06/15/09 10:22 AM

Forum: General

At 6/15/09 10:19 AM, Dark-Phire wrote: How about just not buying their products?

You mean...Like a boycott??


28.

Expressionless

Topic: What Mastrbation is to a Christian

Posted: 06/09/09 02:12 PM

Forum: General

Playing video games is a selfish act, you're using your god given thumbs for your own selfish enjoyment. Come on man, I'm all for tolerance of others beliefs but we don't live in a day and age where we think our sperm count is limited. Masturbation is equally as selfish as any other activity which is performed on your own for enjoyment.


29.

None

Topic: Sexy Free Mmorpg Ads.

Posted: 05/25/09 04:32 PM

Forum: General

At 5/22/09 01:52 AM, homor wrote:
its sad to see that a game has so little to offer it has to resort to porn to draw in players, and its also sad to said players discover that game actually contains ZERO busty Elf chicks tit fucking Jewels.

Are you kidding? 40+ job classes!!


30.

Elated

Topic: look I wrote a novel

Posted: 05/21/09 06:28 PM

Forum: General

Those typos were awesome! I mean "thay" instead of "day"? Made me lol.

You story is a generic piece of shit.

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