At 11/5/09 07:55 PM, Dropkicked wrote:

At 11/5/09 07:54 PM, ClockMuffin wrote: "Read the first letter of every post..."

You spelled pedophilia incorrectly, and it would be the first letter of every new line, not every post.

Way to fail copypasta.

It's funny cause I made this myself just now. Fucking moron.

Too many memories...sick...twisted...i have to share what happened to me.
He was much older than us. I was only 7, and he was 40. It happened every day at school.
Everyone laughed, but I couldnt take it anymore... Thats why i left my house.

Grade 7, I ran away from home. I looked back at the man who sexually abused me, my own dad.
As of today, I still remember what he did to me and my brother. He touched me in places. Many places.
More than once this month, i remembered what he did, and I told on him to the cops. He found me.
Entering the room, he said "Read the first letter of every post..."

Lmao i hope thats fake because the tattoo artist completely fucked up.

Here's mine:

So i'm staying at my step-brother's house, and hes about 10 years older then I am. I might want to mention he's fucking insane. So his job is captaining a charter boat, and while i was fishing, the rod pulled and split in half. The half that broke fell into the water. This is a $500 rod that was given to him by one of his friends that died recently. I hid the half I had somewhere by the boat and he might find it. What the fuck do i do?

Cock jokes are old and unfunny.

Happy birthday my love.

How about we don't abbreviate it. Bulletin Board System from now on.

Nothing?

Kill yourself. That was epic fail.

holy fucking shit. I confirmed it, it is true.

At 12/11/08 10:05 PM, ClickToPlay wrote:

At 12/11/08 09:45 PM, The-Laugher-Of-Lor wrote:
Outstanding job, Marines. Outfuckingstanding. We kicked ass!

Bravo sir, bravo.
The drinks on me, boys.

Not today...

You know you're a newgrounder when you parody things just for the lulz.

;)

At 12/11/08 09:44 PM, Mz-frost95-fr wrote: From the clouds above the banner, obviously.

The whole fucking world can't be seen on one small space.

Read my post higher up.

At 12/11/08 09:29 PM, Homosecksual wrote: From the clouds above the banner.

Error. The star is completely visible, and if there are said clouds in the sky, the star's radiant light should be scattered and not all should be visible.

The snow is falling from nothing. Where are the clouds producing said snow.

Lol I was gone to long, I can't believe the almighty gumOnshoe got demoded. Thank god hes back in office and ready to ban people like me. :)

At 11/29/08 12:22 AM, Altered wrote: Frostshock!

lol world of warcraft

Judgement of Light, Hammer of Justice, WTFPWNT

Why, oh why, did they kill Power Rangers? Now on TV, all you can see is some super enhanced mega force squad deluxe II power rangers supreme or whatever (You get the point). I mean, who hasn't seen the movie. Just think back to when you were a kid: there was an egg that hatched that gave birth to a villain. Ok, well I can't remember the rest but the movie still kicked some ass. They went too far when they messed with the Power Rangers. What happened to you, oh, majestic show? I DEMAND TO KNOW WHO CAUSED THIS CATASTROPHE.

Obvious troll.

But to avoid a ban, I must say that you fooled Newgrounds very hard. Successful troll is successful.

Would you ever try them? I've seen some being sold before, but I didn't believe they were real. If you have tried them, explain how they taste.

At 10/16/08 08:37 PM, Somepurson wrote:

At 10/16/08 08:33 PM, ClockMuffin wrote:

When I went to Hell, my body was relocated into a "clone" of my old body, and my "dead" spirit has the abilities to do all of these things.

There are no computers in hell, which is where your spirit is.

Plus, even if you argued your spirit wasn't there, your spirit isn't a physical object, nor does it have physical properties, so it couldn't type this.

Hell actually has many computers. Each member of Hell gets a free alienware desktop. And my spirit goes into a clone body, that is able to post all of this. It's like being in my living body, but I died and went to Hell. I got to say, it's not bad down here. Other then the bad food and cold winters, I'd like to stay here for eternity!

I lol'd hard.

Bravo, OP. Bravo.

At 10/16/08 08:32 PM, Somepurson wrote: A dead person's brain is officially dysfunctional. Therefore, you could not process the thoughts necessary to stand, walk to a computer, type this, and post it. Even if someone moved your hands, you would not be the one talking from the perspective, and therefore the statement is untrue as the person typing it WITH your hands is alive.

k?

When I went to Hell, my body was relocated into a "clone" of my old body, and my "dead" spirit has the abilities to do all of these things.

At 10/16/08 08:29 PM, Mypasswordispassword wrote: Dead people don't spam.

This is not spam, it is an intriguing conversation.

At 10/16/08 08:29 PM, WorkingComedian wrote: ghost cant give use computer do to the fact they cause electrical impulses that cause electronic to go haywire and not work and if you were dead thats the only way you could type is as a ghost

15-love

Oh really? Well I doubt you ever saw a ghost before. And actually, they got some pretty nice fucking alienware in Hell.

And you have no proof that tells me I am not.

No. I went last year, and I did what I wanted. I'm going to the comicon in '09.

At 10/9/08 03:45 PM, Adio wrote: LOL UR SO RANDUM ^_^

LOL I LIKE BEING RANDUM AND SOOO KAAWWWAAAII ^________^

Happy birthday nagger.

Austrians FTW!