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19 Forum Posts by "ClarkCavill"

Response to: Damn it! I can't fap. Posted February 5th, 2011 in General
At 2/5/11 08:53 AM, fuzzum111 wrote:
At 2/5/11 08:37 AM, ClarkCavill wrote:
At 2/5/11 08:36 AM, fuzzum111 wrote: have you tried shemales? Furry? Bestiality? FTM? (AKA if they are a twink, it's called a cuntboi)
FTM?
female to male trasngender. If it's a cute girl, can be a really hot cuntboi.

Oh, OK.

Response to: help me find a new interest Posted February 5th, 2011 in General
At 2/5/11 01:59 AM, MisterWonderful wrote: whats the hardest thing you can learn or even do? that doesn't require the internet or any nerd power.

I dunno. Master chess?

Response to: Sexual fantasies about robots... Posted February 5th, 2011 in General
At 2/5/11 03:37 AM, Corpus-Delicti wrote: have you ever considered sometime in the future having sex with a robot? Looking into It's glowy, metallic eyes, and stuff?

No.

Response to: Dilemma Posted February 5th, 2011 in General
At 2/5/11 04:25 AM, Wolfos wrote:
At 2/5/11 04:22 AM, Lintire wrote: I avert the dilemma by walking out of the room.
The gay man assaults you from behind if you do that.

Way to ruin the humour.

Response to: Need help finding film... Posted February 5th, 2011 in General

The Darjeeling Limited.

Response to: Damn it! I can't fap. Posted February 5th, 2011 in General
At 2/5/11 08:36 AM, fuzzum111 wrote: have you tried shemales? Furry? Bestiality? FTM? (AKA if they are a twink, it's called a cuntboi)

FTM?

Response to: Hello there. Yes you. You. Posted February 5th, 2011 in General
At 2/3/11 03:27 AM, Twist-Chao06 wrote: I thought i would take a couple minutes out of my day to come ask you guys how your day has been thus far.

So newgrounds, how has your day been?

OK I guess.

Yours?

Response to: Damn it! I can't fap. Posted February 5th, 2011 in General
At 2/4/11 10:43 PM, darklink4567 wrote: By that I mean, I can't fucking get in the mood when I fap. Which leads to uninteresting masturbation.

I can't fap before I get in the mood.

Response to: Watch this video and respond Posted February 5th, 2011 in General
At 2/5/11 08:25 AM, Soviet wrote: Woah, What the hells up with the Narrator!

He's got a fucking annoying voice?

The official small dick thread Posted February 5th, 2011 in General

Post here if your dick couldn't please a fly.

Response to: Newgrounds Stickam Chat Posted February 5th, 2011 in General

Hi. The word hi is illegal text?

Response to: Heart Attacks D: Posted February 5th, 2011 in General
At 2/5/11 07:43 AM, HighWay wrote: Your thoughts on this, NG? Should I go see a doctor?

Of COURSE! NOW!!

Response to: looking for clip about Earth Posted February 5th, 2011 in General
At 2/5/11 07:41 AM, Aleque wrote: Hi

I give up. I can't find a short animation about planet Earth and how it get's polluted by humans.

Details: You see the planet Earth - nice and healthy, and then humans come along. They begin tapping it for oil, chop trees, build factories and pollute, and the Earth get's sick and dies.

I found it once on www.spikedhumor.com which is not available anymore

Please tell me if anyone knows that clip and can find it. It will save my day :)

George Carlin on the Environment

Response to: Fasting Posted February 5th, 2011 in General

Leave that shit to Christian Bale.

Response to: Wrong to be turned on by dinosaurs? Posted February 5th, 2011 in General
At 2/5/11 12:08 AM, Seriana wrote: Is it wrong that the only thing I find arousing these days is dinosaurs?

Fuk-u-iraptor.

Response to: Most Beautiful Women Posted February 5th, 2011 in General
At 2/4/11 08:47 AM, Rawter wrote: Angelina Jolie

Seconded.

Response to: I declare the 2nd Thursday of Feb. Posted February 5th, 2011 in General
At 2/4/11 10:14 PM, platypuspwn wrote: International wear a suit day.
Any suit will do, just wear a damn suit . So just fucking do it.

I don't own a suit so fuck you.

Response to: Fasting Posted February 5th, 2011 in General
At 2/3/11 11:48 AM, grime-reaper wrote: Time to test the willpower.

I'm not going to eat for the next 5 days. I'll allow myself water and one cup of coffee each day.

I've been going 28 hours so far and its pretty easy. I'll document it here.

Has anyone else done anything similar?

Why? Why the fuck?

Response to: Cencored words Posted February 5th, 2011 in General

Watch George Carlin's Doin' It Again. You'll understand the silliness of thinking the word n*****, or any word, is bad.