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Okay, So first, I need to get something straight, I am 16, NOT 26, NOT 19, So consider that while reading this post.

Okay, So I was looking through stuff I posted and my reveiws from back when I joined in 07 (Yes...I was 11.) And I realized that even though it mainly went unnoticed, alot of the stuff i posted was REALLY fucked up! I truly went through my entire BBS post history, And I gotta say, It was VERY hard not to burst out laughing. And, yeah, I've been Criticized for my early reviews before, but you could really get some meme-worthy quotes from those reviews and posts! Anybody else a reformed noob?

At 7/26/11 04:55 PM, nVicious wrote: You should have burnt his house down man. That a dish served spicy.

Like I said, trying to avoid getting into more trouble.

At 7/17/11 09:39 PM, Peony wrote: You hear that, Newgrounders? You're all just a bunch of chickens! Chickens who are afraid of PRROOO-GREEESSS!

Bawk! Bawkbawkbawk-BAWK! Bawk-bawk bawkbawk!

Wark!

Actually, I'm a cock.

Ahhh memories!

Alien Hominid

So, lateley i've been realizing that it just takes a little brains to deal with an asshole. This one guy pulled a stunt to publicly embarass me that people still snicker at me about. I was giving a presentation at a local elementary school for an anti-drug program. Apparently this guy replaced my file with a furry porn slide show. I'll let you imagine what happened there. Anyway I was really pissed at him after that, but decided to get some "indirect" revenge to avoid getting in more hot water than I already was. I learned from his ex-girlfriend he was into...well... Sonic the hedgehog Fan Fiction. I HATE Fanfiction, so I payed a friend of mine a couple bucks to post something on FanFiction.net to get to him. I specified that he needed to "butcher fanfiction as much as he could without barfing." Well he came up with this to tick him off, and it worked! That bastard is absolutley INFURIATED! Revenge truly is so sweet!

At 7/20/11 04:41 PM, TheRedRocks wrote: This is McFluffings Age 3

WIN

Just Awesome.

You sly boots.

At 7/20/11 04:02 PM, cheese654 wrote: Hoho.

That dog is going to give me nightmares.

Situation 3: Hipster: Rena is a kitten who became retarded after an accident Involving lots of dirty water, Won't you adopt?

You:OK!

At 7/20/11 03:30 PM, razorbladesigh wrote: Looks more like he was separated from the rest of his body at the armpits.

Like I said, Stamper's mother.

The best rapper WAS Ginger, Who became retarded after getting nasty with Johnny Utah. Won't you pity her?

THe winner can have Fenrir, Who became retarded after she walked in on tom fulp. Won't you adopt?

At 7/20/11 03:18 PM, Piggler wrote:

At 7/20/11 03:03 PM, cjdude1 wrote: Dude.... That's fucked up.

If someone did that to me, I'd be very flattered...

What is wrong with you?

At 7/20/11 03:30 PM, The-Great-One wrote: Like +1

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It wouldnt be Newgrounds.

This is sniffles, Who became retarded after I kicked him just now.
Won't you lend a paw?

At 7/20/11 03:23 PM, platypuspwn wrote: I think I'm beginning to like this thread.

Good. It gives me an excuse to throw out all the Random cat pictures on my PC.

This is Yarmulke who Became Brain-Dead after an incident involving Wade Fulp, Betty White, And a cactus.

Can he haz cheezburger?

Looks more like his balls are fused to his neck. Poor guy.

Exactly, now to you see why we must help? This is Dudley, Age 1, Who became retarded after an unfortunate accident involving Stamper's mother, Please help him?

At 7/20/11 03:14 PM, Piggler wrote: I made him normal again

He has an eye on his forehead....

At 7/20/11 03:11 PM, platypuspwn wrote: I thought the lolcats meme died around 2009.

Only in our hearts. This is mittens, age 2, who suffered a stroke and became retarded. Won't you help?

Every day lolcats everywhere suffer Heart attacks and Strokes. These lolcats pray to ceiling cat for their lives, but they often end up mentally handicapped. I believe it is our duty to help these lolcats, so I am starting The Association For Retarded Kittens. Please, Let them know that they CAN haz cheezburger.

At 7/20/11 02:59 PM, Piggler wrote: Nudist colonies seem fun. I wouldn't actually live in one, but I might pop in for a few minutes each day, find a fine looking broad and just stand there and fap right next to her.

Dude.... That's fucked up.

I just realized the words under my posts are perfect for this picture.

LOL I told my parents and my brother (Ironically) Got spanked.

Can you make this picture look dumber than it already is? If newgrounders can't nobody can!

I want to slap you.

Actual quote from the site:

I am really interested in nudism but have some questions about it. Question one (1) I shave my pubic hair so there is none remaining is there a problem about being an 18 year old nudist with no pubic hair? Question two (2) Are the restrooms in a nudist park co-ed and do they have blockers or not. Question three (3) What if I get an erection when I am nude is there a rule of conduct that I must follow?

At 7/20/11 02:37 PM, razorbladesigh wrote: Was it hard to bare?

Oh you're a riot.

But can you undress her anywhere?

I heard you, but He swears to god he will start something if I do. He's dead serious about this.