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Goddamn, not another one...

So, last night, My little brother made me watch Mulan with him, and I hate that movie so much. This morning I was screwing around with Clever bot, and this happened.

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: How are you today?

Cleverbot: Quite well. Yourself?

User: I am doing well.

Cleverbot: Good.

User: Anything new?

Cleverbot: Nothing.

User: That's what I like to hear.

Cleverbot: Let's get down to business.

User: What business is that?

Cleverbot: To defeat the Huns!

User: Did they send me daughters?

Cleverbot: When I asked for sons?

User: You're the saddest bunch I've ever met.

Cleverbot: But you can bet before we're through.

User: Mister I'll.

Cleverbot: Make a man...

User: Out of you!

Cleverbot: Tranquil as a forest...

User: But on fire, within!

Cleverbot: Once you find your center.

User: You are sure, to win!

Cleverbot: You're a spineless, pale, pathetic lot.

User: And you haven't got a clue.

Cleverbot: Somehow I'll make a man out of you.

Okay, you guys might have heard of this, but I came across it and I... I don't even know. It's an old I-Mockery article and it has some other stuff on it, but this part stands out. (May be NSFW in some cases, depends where you work)

And you took the time and effort to make a worthless post about their worthless posts, congrats, you must feel so fulfilled.

My school has a lot blocked, but for some reason, NG is only partially blocked, as you can still access the audio portal.

At 8/11/12 04:36 PM, AnEarlyGuy wrote: Energy may neither be created nor destroyed.

Neither can relevance, apparently...

At 8/11/12 07:06 PM, Travis wrote:

At 8/11/12 06:57 PM, cjdude1 wrote: You think you have it bad? My old school used Vista, I fuck you not, Vista.

You've been replied.

... I know you are being sarcastic (or are you...) my school's computers ran Windows 2000. This was in 2011 to....

I'd rather have 2000 than motherfucking Vista.

Hold on one god-damn second. You actually play those god forsaken flash pieces of shit?

Its a really sad attempt for teachers to pretend their class is worth not going to sleep through. Yes, it's required.

You can't just, you know, pretend to play?

At 8/11/12 07:01 PM, tehtimmy4080 wrote: i never sleep

That explains a lot about you.

At 8/11/12 06:58 PM, CritcalOne wrote:

At 8/11/12 06:51 PM, Sheepiez wrote: We're not sending your ass to school so you can play Crisis and download 5MB of yaoi tentacle porn.

Yes, but the hardware can be fast enough not to lag during educational flash games and crash randomly.

Hold on one god-damn second. You actually play those god forsaken flash pieces of shit?

You think you have it bad? My old school used Vista, I fuck you not, Vista.

You've been replied.

So, yesterday I wake up and it's 10:00 P.M, I had gone to bed at 4 in the morning, but wow... I basically went nocturnal in one day. What's the longest time you've spent asleep, and was there any odd reason?

Compare anybody who routinely surfs the internet with somebody who doesn't own one. Think of the differences, Not only do those internet users often have a broader, more open sense of humor, but they can also understand references to culture and media better than those who simply depend on newspapers or television. Think of a zombie infestation, how would those who aren't connected to the internet know who is best for zombie fighting? They might think, "That Justin Beiber would make a good leader, he's so admired". But we know, "Chuck Norris, no doubt." Eventually all of society will run on electronics, and the brilliant minds of the internet will be the brilliant minds of Earth.

You've been Topic'd

Scatman John...

Just thought to put this here!

At 3 minutes ago, NightOwlRoost wrote:

At 41 seconds ago, sweet21 wrote: This guy got raped to death. Your argument is invalid. NSFW....BITCH.

Yea, im at work, so Im not clicking.

It's seriously fucked up, Prolly for the best...

At 1 minute ago, NightOwlRoost wrote: Hehe, this is pretty bad

Exactly! It's just...Over...and Over...

So I was with a friend today, and he was just looking at random videos. Then, he calls me into the room. He shows me This

I dunno about you guys, but I involuntarily wince and flinch every time I see this. I can't even describe how painful it looks.

At 12/10/11 08:21 PM, Lunaful wrote:

At 12/10/11 08:17 PM, cjdude1 wrote:

At 12/3/11 12:27 AM, feti wrote: i can't edit my post. who is that annoying girl next to him with the laugh? ruins the whole video.

That's eileen.
Yeah, she's kind of annoying.

Op this thread is hilarious, also your mom's boyfriend is a legend hahaha.

Yeah, he's quite a joy to live with.

At 12/3/11 12:27 AM, feti wrote: i can't edit my post. who is that annoying girl next to him with the laugh? ruins the whole video.

That's eileen.
Yeah, she's kind of annoying.

At 12/3/11 12:19 AM, Lintire wrote: That's the kind of drunk I would be proud to know.

oddly enough...he's like this sober too. Just not as extreme.

At 12/3/11 12:11 AM, Natick wrote: I'm not watching 23 minutes of that.

I said you didn't have to did I not? XD

He was pissed about wendy's changing to sea-salt fries.

Well, my mom's boyfriend got really drunk a while back, and...he went on a bit of a rant, you don't have to watch it all to get the idea. He's prolly the funniest drunken guy I know. Let the raging commence

Ahh crap, Already?

Maybe that's what your parents tell you or what you think you did, but no, you did not read "The Adventures of Tom Sawyer" by Mark Twain at age 2.

Truthfully, I did. When I was 11 I was tested on reading and it was determined I was the 2nd best reader my age in the nation at that time.

Good luck.

A topic bump? For this amazing thread? Oh why the fuck not!

Why are there naked men in my thread?

At 10/23/11 12:00 AM, Kirbyfemur wrote:

At 10/22/11 11:14 PM, cjdude1 wrote: So I take it he lives with "Gods" now?

Might need more elaboration on this, i don't get

He lived with pornstars he called his "Goddesses"