i can balance my bbs post on dick van dyke

I've played both CSS and TF2, if you're more interested in "fun" gameplay where it's really fast running and shooting and shit go with TF2, but if you want serious stuff with strategy then CSS. I personally prefer TF2, although I play both a little.

I enjoyed the first.

CHILL OUT MAAAAAAAAN

At 11/20/09 12:18 PM, Jimp wrote: Speaking of future technology, did anyone see Microsofts vision for 2019? The future looks chilly.

I commented on it at the time and I'll say it again now; whoever develops a liquid finger tip that sprays on, sort of like a spray on plaster, will make a killing when touchscreen becomes even more prominent (hell they could make a lot now). Just something you spray on your finger that creates a clean cover that can be easily removed.

i hope you die

At 11/20/09 11:01 AM, Fim wrote: I gota say I'm abit annoyed about the stereotype teenagers get, that we lounge around all day eating and wanking.

Sorry about that.

if you vote on an under judgement flash (ones with grey names in portal list) you either get a save or a blam.

Blam: If you vote 0 or 1 on a flash and it gets blammed then you are awarded a blam, because you voted for the flash to be deleted.

Save: if you vote 2, 3, 4, 5 on a flash and it's saved and goes through the portal you're awarded a save.

unemployed, wasting my life. fuck yeah

At 11/20/09 06:42 AM, Funzo123 wrote: So basically, one should just be internet savvy and have an instinct as to what site would be a little dodgy, and the legits? Thanks

Exactly. If you have an internet centric brain you'll do fine, just avoid the shitty ones. I remember discussing them a while back and right now in the UK one of the best is the freebiejeebies network, not sure if they're still operating properly though, take a look. exceem is a good forum geared towards finding the best ones.

they're legit because you complete offers that get the company paid, the company then use a percentage of the profits to purchase the console and ship it to you. Everyone wins, although there is some shady fake free console companies out there.

If you do it with a reputable one you'll get your console.

patel is such a stereotypical name. Also congratulations, good to know your sperms are up for it.

the female equivalent is a thong with luis' face on.

attacking a man in the street in front of the kid, what a brilliant thing to do that was. If you have to do anything, tell him not to do it, shouting at him for being violent and then being violent? You've probably done damage to the kid more than the dad did.

assuming this isn't fake lmao

At 11/19/09 12:43 PM, DannyIsOnFire wrote: If your renting a flat flat is the gas, electricity, water, etc all included in the price or do you have to pay it yourself separately or does it vary from flat to flat?

If it's not mentioned, as far as I know, you have to pay for it yourself. Normally they'd include it if it was included because it's a huge selling point, I know if I saw "free gas and electric" I'd be more prone to look further.

If they don't mention it = pay yourself.

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At 11/18/09 02:00 PM, Canas wrote: Really strange that the Aussies would ban it though, of all people.

They didn't. The game was censored in Australia and Germany due to the gore; Valve also removed the Riot Police infected to ensure it didn't get fully banned. In Australia and Germany the gore is hugely reduced, no blood spray or corpses (they disappear instantly) and dismemberment doesn't happen, you can see all the low violence in an uncensored version by adding -lv to the launch parameters.

I spend all day being a dick on facebook, this isn't a special occasion bro. I've had multiple girls remove me, mainly for responding to their problems with hilarious racism and sexism. Facebook is so easy to troll and the results are amazing.

At 11/18/09 12:45 PM, Im-A-Pirate wrote: Hurr I was trolling!

Ready to admit you're an idiot?

oh and for the sake of proving a new design is intended:

here is Tom saying it

I wait for Im-A-Pirate to say "hurrr I was trolling!" or not post again because he's wrong.

At 11/18/09 12:37 PM, Im-A-Pirate wrote: What could possibly 'evolve' or make advertising anymore effective? There's already 50 ads on each page and on each flash

The amount of ads mean nothing, it's possible to make more on a single advert than it is on ten adverts. It's about placement, placement is everything.

There's nothing at this point that can be improved or be made better in any way that would warrant a redesign of the entire site.

The redesign doesn't mean remaking everything, it means a new, yes you guessed it, design. The old design was a redesign that included some new features at the same time. Redesign != site overhaul. If you weren't such a dick you'd realise Tom wants to do this, the site is going to be 100% widescreen instead of just the flash pages (I think anyway).

At 11/18/09 12:30 PM, Im-A-Pirate wrote: You're stupid. Why would they redesign? You can't fix what isn't broken.

redesign isn't about fixing, it's about evolving and making advertising more effective. I'm pretty sure Tom mentioned here he wants to have the site redesigned again.

I have achieved nothing substantial this year, unless you count getting kicked out of college... twice.

At 11/18/09 10:50 AM, hdxmike wrote: Oh noez, are you going to be one of those "idea guy/ supervisor" person ?

what does it matter? He's willing to pay for the work rendered.

I have no problem running them, to me it sounds like your pc isn't performing very well. So, what are your specs and how does it run the rest of the time? Also have you tried running it in a different browser to work out of it's your browser or computer? If you lag across all browsers that narrows it down (assuming you did in fact update flash player and that isn't a problem). Also, how long has it been happening?

It's very hard to say definitively what the problem is with such little information, but if you REALLY struggle and can't fix it then try adblocking just .swf adverts.

At 11/18/09 09:38 AM, Luis wrote: we need a delete all hentai button :3333

Why would you want a button to destroy newgrounds?

At 11/17/09 08:37 PM, Kirk-Cocaine wrote: BT ARE SHITE

Think that's bad? The wiring in my house is so awful that when it rains, the phone rings or anything is plugged in the adsl connection drops, it also happens "randomly" when none of the above happen, although that's rare. This means that I can't game or download properly, if I try and do anything that requires a persistent connection I'm fucked. It disconnects at least 20 times a day, even though it's only for 30 seconds it's fucking annoying.

It's been going on for just under a year now (started december 08) and the only way we can fix it is to have the house rewired but my parents don't have £10,000 to spare. FML.

...nequin. the sex was a bit wooden.

At 11/18/09 03:49 AM, someone-else wrote:

At 11/17/09 11:43 PM, Itsbroken2 wrote: Tom probably had that installed because he had over 129k comments from that one guy.

Wow, seriously? This is the first I've ever heard of this.

Some guy built a bot, it finished at something like 129,000 comments, it was kinda impressive.