At 11/26/09 05:08 PM, SCUD14 wrote:

At 11/26/09 05:04 PM, citricsquid wrote: This sounds like an ITV gameshow plot. Pitted against each other in real life and on the internet, who can over come their weakness? I'd pay for liljim and bbm wrestling. Totally.

Lubed up with honey perhaps. And a pack of ravenous honey badgers. Otherwise it's not worth the money.

The show starts with gladiator esque intro sequence, we're introduced by ant and dec who do their cheeky chappy intro and make a few jokes, then we watch the camera travel into an arena, in the middle stand BBM and liljim in mankinis, a giant vat of honey comes from a trap door in the ceiling and is slowly lowered, ant and dec say "ready, set, go!" and the honey is flipped, both covered in honey they charge at each other slipping and sliding in the most homoerotic way ever, while they're wrestling wild badgers are released into the arena, high on the scent of honey they charge and now bbm and liljim msut work together to defeat the badgers using only their brains and body hair.

How do I pitch this to ITV?

At 11/26/09 05:02 PM, liljim wrote:

At 11/26/09 04:33 PM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote: you guys are all banned

You cannot ban me. I, on the other hand, can destroy you. In the virtual world of Newgrounds, that is. Not IRL. You're bigger than me.

This sounds like an ITV gameshow plot. Pitted against each other in real life and on the internet, who can over come their weakness? I'd pay for liljim and bbm wrestling. Totally.

At 11/26/09 02:47 PM, SCUD14 wrote: Sagsy cause your fanny sags right?

I laughed so hard.

It is impossible to make liljim offensive and the best I can get with luis is... poois.

At 11/26/09 02:06 PM, Luis wrote: k bai.

Tonight I'm gonna have myself a real good time
I feel alive and the world it's turning inside out Yeah!
I'm floating around in ecstasy
So don't stop me now don't stop me
'Cause I'm having a good time having a good time

I'm a shooting star leaping through the skies
Like a tiger defying the laws of gravity
I'm a racing car passing by like Lady Godiva
I'm gonna go go go
There's no stopping me

I'm burning through the skies Yeah!
Two hundred degrees
That's why they call me Mister Fahrenheit
I'm trav'ling at the speed of light
I wanna make a supersonic man of you

Don't stop me now I'm having such a good time
I'm having a ball don't stop me now
If you wanna have a good time just give me a call
Don't stop me now ('Cause I'm having a good time)
Don't stop me now (Yes I'm having a good time)
I don't want to stop at all

I'm a rocket ship on my way to Mars
On a collision course
I am a satellite I'm out of control
I am a sex machine ready to reload
Like an atom bomb about to
Oh oh oh oh oh explode

I'm burning through the skies Yeah!
Two hundred degrees
That's why they call me Mister Fahrenheit
I'm trav'ling at the speed of light
I wanna make a supersonic woman out of you

Don't stop me don't stop me don't stop me
Hey hey hey!
Don't stop me don't stop me
Ooh ooh ooh (I like it)
Don't stop me have a good time good time
Don't stop me don't stop me
Ooh ooh Alright
I'm burning through the skies Yeah!
Two hundred degrees
That's why they call me Mister Fahrenheit
I'm trav'ling at the speed of light
I wanna make a supersonic woman of you

Don't stop me now I'm having such a good time
I'm having a ball don't stop me now
If you wanna have a good time
Just give me a call
Don't stop me now ('Cause I'm having a good time)
Don't stop me now (Yes I'm having a good time)
I don't wanna stop at all

La la la la laaaa
La la la la
La la laa laa laa laaa
La la laa la la la la la laaa hey!!....

At 11/26/09 02:04 PM, Gagsy wrote: Do ties go with t-shirts?

I dunno, but it's what I'm doing lmao. well, if I have the balls to be awesome and wear my tie.

At 11/26/09 02:03 PM, tigerkitty wrote: *gasp* where?!?! OMG!!

in the kitchen!

At 11/26/09 01:58 PM, ihatesonic1 wrote: Does anyone really use these ideas? Or is it just a thread to keep users think that the staff cares about them?

If you want to discuss, use this thread. In regards to your question though; liljim frequents this thread and any good ideas are considered, if you post a good idea that's possible, there's nothing stopping it being implemented.

At 11/26/09 01:57 PM, tigerkitty wrote: Yeah... see yas tomorrow...b nice 2me kthnx

omg a female

TICKETS, CHECK. MONEY, CHECK. BAG, CHECK. I'm so fucking there.

I have to get up at 5am though, fucking gay. I might go to bed early, or not. :D I'll have to buy a few newspapers for the bus trip though, or a magazine.

At 11/26/09 01:15 PM, SCUD14 wrote: Friday.

school is for losers

At 11/26/09 12:51 PM, JaY11 wrote: The hell? This offers 24mb for £2.50 more a month than my 8mb TalkTalk.

Then go for it (check if they support your phoneline). They're apparently an amazing company and have a great network. I'm switching to them whenever I get around to it.

http://bethere.co.uk expensive quality.

At 11/26/09 11:58 AM, Gagsy wrote: I'm not even sure now if I want to go tomorrow night or just go for the saturday. May skip tomorrow night.

you're worse than me and chickening out.

At 11/26/09 10:40 AM, Luis wrote: The whole clean underwear thing is such a myth. i dont remember the last time i changed mine.

Do you wear brown underwear so nobody can tell?

at the risk of sounding pathetic (not like I don't already lmao) what shit do I need to take? My hat, a tie for the free drink, money, clean underwear and...?

I'M PANICKING.

I have made lots of websites (sig), but if I could own any domain name I would own love.net, not sure why but I love it.

I personally don't see why how technically challenging to build a game is, or how complicated it is, or the skill it takes to complete matters. If the aim of the game is to make people play it lots and spend money then farmville achieves it's aim and in that respect it's a good game. I've never played it and it's probably really shit to play, but if achieves it's goals what does it matter? In my opinion, a good game is a game that people want to play, whether that reason is addiction, they really enjoy or they smell of poo, it doesn't matter.

I guess in that respect every game is a good game, because I'm sure there is always someone who enjoys every game (even if it's just the developers) but you can't really say whether or not a game is good when good has no literal definition, it's an opinion.

I don't know, that's a big question. I'd like to see nicer people.

I cried, I'm so manly.

At 11/26/09 06:45 AM, deckheadtottie wrote: I FUCKING LOVE NEWGROUNDerS.

I'm worried

If an advert is playing music you can contact Tom and he'll either have it removed or confirm the music is intended, although in my experience ads with audio are not allowed here. Just send Tom a PM, he's nice and helpful :)

I was walking through a car park and some stupid moron pigeon flew into the road as a car came past, the car hit the pigeon and it went under the wheel, I saw it sort of flap and flounder while under then the car drove off. The pigeon was lying there half crushed in an upright position with blood pouring from it's underside, it was horrible. So I went home and had a wank.

artists impression

At 11/26/09 03:50 AM, SuspiciousPenguin wrote: No i think it's 16 for straight peeps and 18 for gaybo's....

I also though that so I did a quick bit of research, (source): Back in the 1800s, man->man was illegal, then it became legal and had consent age of 21, then there were requests to lower it to 16 to match man->lady, lady->man but they were refused, then eventually the bill did pass and now man->man is the same age as lady->man, this happened in 2000 (I think).

At 11/25/09 08:52 PM, liljim wrote: If you're entitled to all these decisions at those ages, then really... what's the big deal about meeting up with a few people, particularly when it's all documented. It's not like you're going to get throw in the Thames. OR ARE YOU. >_>

I could have gone, she'd never have stopped me, but if she didn't know it was "safe" she'd have been worried lots and probably had a heart attack or something, proving it was "safe" was more for her peace of mind and not to actually let me go.

At 11/25/09 07:22 PM, citricsquid wrote: I just told my mum, lmao. Left it a bit late.

So I was just like "oh btw mum, going London on friday" and she just laughed "I don't believe you." "Seriously", "oh, why?" "Meeting some people, going friday coming back sunday". Then I showed her the pics from last year and she said "oh, that's okay, it isn't creepy pervy 40 year olds".

brilliant.

I just told my mum, lmao. Left it a bit late.

At 11/25/09 12:15 PM, bl00db47h wrote: Sometimes the masses opinion isn't that great to you, but it's your opinion that counts to you. Not everyone else's.

What's the definition of great? Fun gameplay? Technically challenging to build? Has dicks? From a player point of view the game clearly is great because it has players, many many players.

You might need to ask liljim to confirm whether or not BA is even updated any more, I was under the impression (although it could be wrong) that batting average is no longer changed, since the 2007 redesign it's been fixed. I guess it couldn't be that hard to verify, but better to hear it from someone who knows.

To clarify; are you willing to build yourself? If so, as above checkout the computer construction crew, if not 800 might be cutting it a bit thin.

I'm loving L4D2 versus so much right now, I didn't really like it in L4D1 but the new infected + awesome new scoring has improved it ten fold, the only people who seem to have complaints about the scoring are those who like to play competitively (who are gaylol).

I've been uploading loads of videos recently, fuck knows why but I keep doing it. I love charging people out of windows and the perfect spit is just OH GOD YES. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zcG0PPGz -Y < perfect spit, owned that team.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ks4htAdd_
Ao < Team got to the elevator, 3 on green health and 1 on yellow, infected team killed them before they managed to get inside the elevator.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQf8xNxjM 7o < I found a map exploit on hard rain 3, not patched yet.