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At 1/25/10 03:14 PM, ChampionAnwar wrote:

At 1/25/10 03:04 PM, Ragnarokia wrote: Wasn't test the nation an English yearly program a few years ago?

It was - I think it was hosted by Phillip Scofield and Anne Robbinson. It stopped a few years ago, don't know why though. It was a pretty good show thingy in my opinion.

Because there's only so many times that you can get told what your IQ is?

The funniest thing about that show was the blatant stereotyping.

'The blondes scored badly in that round'; cue massive cheer from 'the builders'.

Did you pay for his services? Did you get a receipt?

If the answer to either is no then he's not obliged to do anything for you. Get over it.

Any haircut would be an improvement.

Any present is a good present, but I got two lots of 'soap on a rope'.

One would have sufficed methinks.

Ha ha.

That is all.

At 12/22/09 04:02 PM, XxRobJohnsonxX wrote: stuff

Me ignorant? You just said because the Egyptians drew figures with elongated heads, then aliens must have kicked started human civilisation.

Is it not fucking possible that they might have worn elongated hats which were drawn in graphical representation as elongated heads? Does this not make a bit more sense than aliens hopping down to our planet to impart their wisdom?

Why the fuck would an alien spend untold amounts of precious energy by traveling to this planet just to teach a bunch of semi-coherent primates the secrets of life? Just, why?

The Egyptians drew men with falcon heads, does that mean that there were guys with falcon heads that strutted around Cairo and then all mysteriously died a few thousand years BC? Or is it possible that they were figments of human imagination...

Also, considering that these aliens must have been watching and waiting on this planet to develop intelligent life before they rushed down and told us their secrets, it seems amazing to me that now we are basically screaming at them to come back through radiowaves, TV waves and other electromagnetic information, they can't be bothered to come back.

You're holding back the progress of humanity by believing that humans can only create, produce and believe things because aliens told us to.

Instead of wondrous things being born out of our own ideas and ingenuity.

Believing this shit is worse than believing in God.

It's a shame the fat didn't do irreparable damage to your testicles and prevent you from producing offspring as retarded as yourself.

The south is boring, if you want a good time come up north. Or go to London. That's the only cool place in the south, mainly because it's full of northern people.

If you want to make money with little education then you have to be prepared to work fucking hard for a long period of time. From the sounds of things you sound really lazy. So yes, you should give a crap about your education. At least any qualifications will give you a head start and stop you living in a basement for the rest of your life.

I get gastroenteritis every 2 years, I remember once I was just lying on my bed and vomit erupted out of me like Vesuvius. A vid of that on loop would have made a good shock site.

At 12/5/09 02:15 AM, InnerChild548 wrote:

At 12/5/09 12:28 AM, Shikamarana wrote: He said he pulled a leg muscle

Who the crap uses their legs to masturbate?

Maybe he was jogging at the same time.

The universe is expanding into the interior of a Hyundai Getz.

They're surprisingly spacious ya know.

Looks like a performance snake, which are usually de-fanged. So in reality it's about as dangerous as an angry earthworm.

At 11/29/09 12:09 PM, GiantDouche wrote: I'd love to see a source because this contradicts my knowledge of history to ridiculous extents.

What does your history tell you?

The Romans implemented a governance system with compliant Britons but the Romans had mostly left by the time the Anglo-Saxons arrived in Britain, who are the ancestors of the English. The Britons were mostly forced into Wales and Scotland, so you could call them 'slaves'. What with the dilution of Briton blood over hundreds of years, I don't think you'd be right.

The Anglo-Saxons fought tooth and nail with the Viking invaders for about 200 years between 800 and 1066. The Vikings set up a large territory in Northern England for a brief period but it was mostly Scandinavian settlements containing Scandinavian peoples. As I say, most Anglo-Saxons were either killed or forced into Wessex and Mercia.

The French never ruled England. If you mean the Normans then they conquered the English but they weren't French. They were probably the closest to enslaving the English population but it wasn't slavery, it was the feudal system. There's a difference.

At 11/29/09 09:20 AM, Conspiracy3 wrote:

At 11/29/09 05:21 AM, Red-Magic wrote: I'm white and English.

I am a slave to NO ONE.

Except the Romans, french, vikings etc.

Also, up until the 20th century everyone in england except for the richest of the rich were de-facto slaves.

The English were never slaves to the French and the Romans and Vikings mainly resorted to killing anyone who didn't agree with them, not enslaving them.

Learn some history douchebag.

At 11/21/09 03:27 AM, Cybersief wrote:

:Fact is, 25% of water bottles is just tap water.

Can you verify your claim?

The only way a company could sell filtered tap water as bottled water would be if they stated 'this is tap water' on the label.

I'd imagine you actually know nothing about the beverage industry and are just having a pre-pubescent rant. But at least get your facts right.

Intelligence is overrated, too much pressure, too many issues, too much bad feeling generated.

I made a sandwich with gammon steak last night. It was so thick I could hardly get my mouth around it. That was truly epic.

At 11/14/09 04:36 PM, Wegra wrote: Full title: Worst time and/or place for the Pizza guy to show up?

Just after you've cut the head and limbs off but before you've dissolved them in sulphuric acid in the bathtub.

Of course the number of convicted criminals would physically decrease but most of the figures for crime rates show no real difference between countries with the death penalty and countries without.

Like I say, if you're that fucked up that you specifically set out to kill someone then the death penalty is not really a deterrent, it's just an obstacle you need to work your way around.

The death sentence won't stop crime.

No criminal thinks he is going to get caught when he is raping or murdering. In fact it's totally the opposite, they do it because they think they can get away with it.

Every country that has the death sentence around the world still has crime.

At 11/8/09 10:36 AM, Metalix wrote: With robots.

And jetpacks!

The insurance on something that powerful would probably be two or three times as much as the cost of the shit-heap car, if you've just got your license. Well, it would in Britain. I don't know about Aus.

It would make more sense to look at that piece of shit Ford Ka that was mentioned earlier in the thread.

I hate douchebags who always owe people money. An ex-friend owes me £350 and has not made an effort to pay me back for around 2 years. He has gone away to an unnamed university now and I have no idea if I'll ever see him again. I'm not expecting sympathy, and I know I'm a stupid fuck for lending him it. But if I ever saw him on the street I would probably rip his heart out.

In other words, pay him his money you dick.

You should jiggle her girth every time you see her and yell, 'Hey fatty fatty fat fat!'

It is especially imperative that you do this every time you're with her in a public place, but keep it ticking over at home in private too.

She will soon get embarrassed and lose the weight. Or kill herself, whatever.

I only know one thing for certain... there will be JETPACKS.

I'm not going to criticise your posting in case you call me uncool.

Yeah, that's sarcasm, douche.

It's great, all 24 seconds of it.