At 10/23/09 04:23 PM, ChurroNG wrote:

At 10/23/09 04:14 PM, Falonefal wrote: I would wish for the Question to the answer "42".

The question is, as written in the books "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy", "What is six times nine?". Yes, I am quite aware that the answer is 54.

That was the question in Arthur Dent's (and every other human beings) head anyway. The fact that it was wrong was due to errors put into the system.

At 10/23/09 04:14 PM, Falonefal wrote: I would wish for the Question to the answer "42".

The question is, as written in the books "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy", "What is six times nine?". Yes, I am quite aware that the answer is 54.

If I had one wish, it would be for David Cameron to get out of British politics.

At 10/2/09 05:50 AM, Lost-Chances wrote: Let me just put this concept out there: AUTISM, ASPERGUS SYNDROME AND MOST OTHER MENTAL PROBLEMS ARE SOCIAL CONSTRUCTIONS MADE IN THE MODERN AGE TO ACCOUNT FOR DIFFICULTY IN SOME AREAS.

There you go.

It's spelt "Asperger's Syndrome". I was diagnosed with a moderate form when I was just a year old, and it has screwed up my life.

And for the OPs (and other posters) information, humankind has for now bypassed the benefits of natural selection. We are changing the world at a faster rate than the world is changing us. And I wouldn't say that AS is a "thriving evolution", as a) it was not really necessitated, and b) there is no great reproductive benefit to having it.

At 8/26/09 12:41 AM, Hierophant wrote: Just got home.

HIV came back negative.

All common STDs and STIs came back negative.

They have no idea what's wrong with me.

I can't say that I'm not ecstatic about not dying, though.

I don't know why you're so happy. Though you haven't said how severe you're symptoms are, the fact that they don't know what's wrong can't be a good sign.

Still, it probably isn't as bad as HIV, so congratulations on that anyway.

At 11/27/08 11:14 AM, Sekhem wrote:

At 11/27/08 07:43 AM, Marcus wrote: Soccer sucks.

You can't tell these morons the truth. They will just make fun of you for calling it soccers instead of football regardless of the fact that IT SUCKS NO MATTER WHAT YOU CALL IT.

ps soccer sucks

I don't know why you're even posting. The fact that you capitalise "IT SUCKS NO MATTER WHAT YOU CALL IT" makes that remark the gist of your post. If you think "soccer sucks", whatever. Just don't post about it here.

Anyway, I think that Aston Villa stand a fairly good chance of finishing in the top four (although they lack the squad strength of Chelsea, Arsenal, Liverpool and Man Utd) so nowadays would be a good time for big names joining (not to be rude to City supporters) "middle of the road" teams, considering that the gap between them and the "Big Four" (Chelsea, Arsenal, Liverpool and Man Utd) seems to getting smaller.

At 11/27/08 11:14 AM, Sekhem wrote:

At 11/27/08 07:43 AM, Marcus wrote: Soccer sucks.

You can't tell these morons the truth. They will just make fun of you for calling it soccers instead of football regardless of the fact that IT SUCKS NO MATTER WHAT YOU CALL IT.

ps soccer sucks

I don't know why you're even posting. The fact that you capitalise "IT SUCKS NO MATTER WHAT YOU CALL IT" makes that remark the gist of your post. If you think "soccer sucks", whatever. Just don't post about it here.

Anyway, I think that Aston Villa stand a fairly good chance of finishing in the top four (although they lack the squad strength of Chelsea, Arsenal, Liverpool and Man Utd) so nowadays would be a good time for big names joining (not to be rude to City supporters) "middle of the road" teams, considering that the gap between them and the "Big Four" (Chelsea, Arsenal, Liverpool and Man Utd) seems to getting smaller.

A lot of famous people have come from London. I come from Camden Town ( not to be confused with Camden, New Jersey (although both are extremely violent places) but I can't find any famous residents.

At 11/27/08 10:45 AM, Hail2TheChief wrote: Hours of boring ass back and forth and most games end in a tie!! YAWN! How can so many people like that crap? I know that soccer is the most popular sport in the world because most of the world is piss poor and you can pretty much play it with anything round and kickable like a coconut, rock or orange, but wake up people! GET WITH THE TIMES!!! Them poor kids should stop being such lil pussies and grab an American football and tackle the hell outta each other! It builds character!

The REAL football, American Football is starting to take over and it will soon be king!

If you don't have anything relevant to say, don't waste your time by posting.

I didn't hear these rumours, but if they're true, I wonder if this could signal a wave of famous names moving to Man City, what with Robinho, Elano, etc, and the rumours regarding Berbatov (before he joined Utd).

At 11/17/08 02:22 PM, JohnnyWang wrote:

At 11/17/08 02:20 PM, ZeroAsALimit wrote: Damnit, this thread is too hard: bails out.

bah, I was expecting more or you.

Also, Bad Religion by Bad Religion on they untitled first EP...

So Yeah.

Does The Real Slim Shady by Slim Shady on the Slim Shady LP count?

No it doesn't because it is on the the Marshall Mathers LP, not the Slim Shady LP.

People have told me that I have an incredible memory, but imo it is to selective to be of any practical use.

Go to America. Right now. Stay until the 23rd at least.

If you get my reference, well done.

At 11/9/08 11:38 AM, ChurroNG wrote:

At 11/7/08 09:30 PM, The-Laugher-Of-Lor wrote: Put cinder-blocks on it, then throw into a deep body of water.

Seconded.

Or, go to the cemetary at night, dig up someone else's coffin, and drop your victim in with them.

That's if you couldn't actually destroy it.

Oh, hang on, someone else already thought of that. Sorry.

At 11/7/08 09:30 PM, The-Laugher-Of-Lor wrote: Put cinder-blocks on it, then throw into a deep body of water.

Seconded.

Or, go to the cemetary at night, dig up someone else's coffin, and drop your victim in with them.

That's if you couldn't actually destroy it.

At 11/9/08 04:08 AM, RedStripedd wrote:

At 11/9/08 04:03 AM, ChurroNG wrote: What's your favourite rock ballad? Give reasons if possible.

I personally like "Ten Years Gone" and "The Rain Song" by Led Zeppelin, as well as "November Rain" by Guns N' Roses, and "I Don't Wanna Miss a Thing" by Aerosmith.

I agree, November Rain is a classic. Free Bird by Lynyrd Skynyrd is probably my favourite though.

On yeah, forgot Freebird, that's great as well. Wouldn't say it's my favourite, but it's definitely up there.

First non-level 4 to post here, just thought I'd point that out :)

What's your favourite rock ballad? Give reasons if possible.

I personally like "Ten Years Gone" and "The Rain Song" by Led Zeppelin, as well as "November Rain" by Guns N' Roses, and "I Don't Wanna Miss a Thing" by Aerosmith.

Achilles last stand by Led Zeppelin (Jimmy Page is their guitarist). It's BETTER than Stairway to Heaven.

But Page has also done over great solos, such as Heartbreaker, Since I've been loving you, Ten years gone, Black dog, and many more.

Of course, Child in time by Deep Purple (Ritchie Blackmore) has a fantastic solo, as does Sweet child of mine by Guns N' Roses (Slash). Both of these two have done more brilliant solos. If you're into Hard Rock/Heavy Metal, look them up.

At 10/30/08 06:50 PM, Dry-Ice wrote: I fucking hate Russel Brand. He's another Metrosexual Butt-pirate who's using the queer as folk image to gain popularity and appealing to the masses of brain-dead idiots with his psuedo-sexual gay man humour.

He should die.

Seconded.

I don't find anything about him funny. The Andrew Sachs case was classic Russell Brand, trying to get laughs by saying sexual things.

That's not clever. Just fucking obscene.

At 10/30/08 05:33 PM, Some-Stupid-Idiot wrote: MICROWAVES!!

Microwave radiation has a heating effect. Global warming has been in the news recently. That can only mean one thing...

Ladies and gentlemen, we have our culprit.

At 10/30/08 02:03 PM, SKS wrote: I have to report to jail November first for 4 months, so I'll miss ya. Will be for sure back here when I get out. Have fun.

Goodbye mate. And remember, "bide your time, keep your nose clean, and don't let the bastards grind you down".

WHAT the HELL is going on today??

At 10/30/08 05:54 PM, ChurroNG wrote: hopefully heads will roll within the BBC itself

Shit, Radio 2 guy was sacked. Sorry. But that's good news anyway.

At 10/30/08 03:30 PM, sickstick wrote: OK, so recently my mate's been pissing me off like mad, he's beem using my email address to sign me up to fucking Adventure Quest. I thought of doing it back to him, but he never reads his emails. What can I do to really annoy him. But bare in mind, he's not easily annoyed, hit me with your ideas.

Thanks!

Change your e-mail, or would that be more trouble than its worth? If so, I would suggest that you do the same back. Even though he never reads his e-mail, if one day he were to, the sight of all those comfirmations from websites that you tried to sign him up to would be quite a shock.

Do you know his mobile number? If you do, there are many ways to use that. Go out with a girl, any girl, and give her his number. Tell her to call back. That'd piss him off, I'm sure.

At 10/29/08 04:46 PM, alfredy95 wrote: I hate Big Brother!

So do I. Why anyone would want to watch that crap is beyond me. If there are any Big Brother fans on NG, I would like to know: what exactly is its appeal?

As far as I know, Gordon Brown didn't tell Russell Brand to resign. And David Cameron was more concerned about the fact that the show went on air. Now Brand has left and Ross has earned a three month suspension, hopefully heads will roll within the BBC itself. The show never should have been broadcast, and I think that the editor/s who let it out should lose their jobs.

I think that two things that should be made clear are:
1)The fact that it is so easy for people like Ross & Brand to bully people like Sachs, i.e. the older generation (if anyone can explain to me why Ross & Brand did what they did, I'd like to hear them).
2)The fact that it took so long for the BBC to listen to public opinion. It is no longer concerned about "giving the public what they want".

At 10/29/08 04:16 PM, joabos wrote: Andrew Sacks. Well of course.

see what i did there?

What a coincidence, I just told my family that the BBC should have "Andrew Sacked" Ross & Brand. Crap joke, but anyway...

As much as I hate Russell Brand, I reckon that if Jonathan Ross doesn't resign, the fact that he did makes him the better man (in this case). But I'm still pissed off about what they did, and about the way in which Russell Brand apologised (admitting that what you did was funny means that your apology is not genuine).

Oh, let the sun beat down upon my face, stars to fill my dream
I am a traveler of both time and space, to be where I have been
To sit with elders of the gentle race, this world has seldom seen
They talk of days for which they sit and wait, all will be revealed

Talk and song from tongues of lilting grace, sounds caress my ear
But not a word I heard could I relay, the story was quite clear
Ohh

Oh, oh
Oh, oh

Oooh, baby I've been Flying... Mama, there ain't no denyin'
Oooh yeah, I've been Flying, Mama ain't no denyin', no denyin'

All I see turns to brown, as the sun burns the ground
And my eyes fill with sand, as I scan this wasted land
Trying to find, trying to find where I've been.

Oh, pilot of the storm that leaves no trace, like thoughts inside a dream
You've the map that led me to that place, yellow desert stream
My Shangri-La beneath the summer moon, I will return again
Sure as the dust that blows high in June, when moving through Kashmir.

Oh, father of the four winds, fill my sails, across the sea of years
With no provision but an open face, along the straits of fear
ohh

When I'm on, when I'm on my way, yeah
When I see, when I see the way they stay, yeah

Ooh, yeah-yeah, ooh, yeah-yeah, when I'm down...
Ooh, yeah-yeah, ooh, yeah-yeah, well I'm down, so down
Ooh, my baby, oooh, my baby, let me take you there

Let me take you there
Let me take you there

(Kashmir by Led Zeppelin)

At 10/29/08 03:24 PM, intosmithereens wrote:

At 10/29/08 02:06 PM, Slidy wrote: I don't get it.

Considering you're English, I hope you're joking, it's all over the news.

For those who don't know:

Jonathan Ross and Russell Brand put messages on radio broadcast to Andrew Sachs' answering machine saying that Russell Brand slept with his grandaughter.

There I ruined it. >: )

Fixed;)

Glad to see that the Jonathan Ross was suspended. Russell Brand is a cunt and I wish that the BBC had sacked him before he quit.

McFoofa is his own father. I blame him for giving birth to such an evil son.

Remember a week or so ago, when ngfiles was down? That was McFoofas fault as well.

McFoofa also caused Jonathan Ross and Russell Brand to make obscene phone calls to Andrew Sachs, which got them suspended from the BBC.

Longest:Dazed and Confused (Live, remastered version of The Song Remains the Same)-Led Zeppelin-29:30
Shortest-One of my skits probably, not sure.

So Funk, it has become apparent that you yourself don't actually care for anyone.

But when someone commits suicide, they are not the only person who suffers. Everyone close to them suffers as well. So this is a good thing, some sort of catharsis perhaps?

Why are we here in the first place? There are all sorts of theories, but no one knows for sure. I am personally a Christian, but everyone has there own beliefs. Whatever. We have this life, so lets each and every one of us go and make the most of it.

As for you Funk, there is no evidence that suicide is beneficial to a persons well-being, so can you not just live and let live?