C'mon guys, it's just meant to be free protection points for everyone. Sure it's all shit, but most of it is 300kb or less so does it really matter?

At 8/15/08 10:53 AM, Mr-Money wrote: satellite, and that would be very cheap, and would make our monthly internet bills cheaper

I'll have you know satellite is expensive as hell. It costs well over $100 a month just for internet. Above that, the internet itself sucks because of the huge lag from sending the packets all the way in space before they make it to my computer. You can't do anything that takes a lot of bandwidth like playing MMOs or going on XBL and so on. Satellite = shitellite :(

Fuck me sideways, this is real? Damn penguins, they're taking over! >:(

Wow, this whole time I thought we had a Politics board. I guess I was wrong. : /

Also, Obama would be a terrible president. With all his misdeeds being leaked to the public now, it's evident he's a horrible person. Sadly, the only person left is McCain (who is an idiot as well). Well, that's just my opinion at least, but it should be blatantly obvious that this election is going to suck either way.

At 8/15/08 03:22 AM, TheSovereign wrote: and point at everything that moves.

You can get a negative score for shooting teammates at the place I played in. One time the absolute value of my score was the highest score on my team.

Corn dog of course. You really shouldn't even have to ask this question. The answer is quite obvious.

Alright, it was. It was the first episode of the fifth season of South Park. It is entitled "Scott Tenorman Must Die". This episode came out what, seven years ago? Get with the times, man. : /

At 8/14/08 11:29 PM, Skulsta wrote: I'm watching a really funny episode of South Park and Cartman just put somebodies parents in his chilli!!!!

Wasn't that episode from the 5th season? I could be wrong but I'm fairly sure it was from that era. I must investigate now!

At 8/14/08 08:08 PM, Jorgeiscool wrote: ...for killing their mom?

Suggestions?

Pics or it didn't happen.

Sorry, I had to. D:

If you think this is real then you are an idiot.

At 8/14/08 09:39 PM, saadhamza wrote: if u answer these questions id be very grateful. plz eneter how u would make the game and if u use a system which one youd use.

Learn a real programming language instead. You'll hate yourself if you waste a year or two of your life with something like gamemaker when you could be learning a real language like C#.

Yeah, I saw Slipknot live a few days ago during the Mayhem Tour. They have a sick live show. Definitely the best I've seen. They really know how to work a crowd as well. Everyone was really getting into their songs and such. If they come to town again I'll definitely be going.

#1) America is completely addicted to pornography

And that's a bad thing how?

#2) America has killed over 40 million babies through abortion

The more the better. To think a 16 year old girl is old enough to care for a child is fucking mind blowing. Kill it before it's actually living and you're only doing the country a favor.

#3) America is now tolerating gay marriage

Last I checked we didn't discriminate against people no matter what their choices may be. How is this a bad thing?

#4)America has totally accepted the theory of Darwinian "Evolution" even though the actual science clearly shows that there was a Creator

So it was proven that there was a god? Since fucking when? Oh wait, a link to another blogspot. I'm sure all blogs are great with science!

#5)America brutally tortures the prisoners it takes

No it doesn't. It should really start treating them worse than they do now. Most prisoners are pieces of shit and deserve to be treated as such.

#6)America is using immoral depleted uranium weapons

OH GOD, MIGHT WE ACTUALLY KILL OUR ENEMIES?? THAT'S TERRIBLE. WE SHOULD JUST GIVE THEM TEA AND CRUMPETS INSTEAD, AMIRITE?

#7)America's national debt is almost 10 TRILLION dollars

It's called wars. They cost money. Deal with it.

#8)Child abuse, especially child sexual abuse, has become a national epidemic in America

Where are your sources?

#9)Divorce is at record levels, and it is as common in the church as it is in the broader society

This is a bad thing how?

#10)The greed of America is absolutely stunning

Wow, the arguments are fucking retarded here. If people want food, they can grow it like every other non-starving nation out there. Can't farm in the area you live in? Well then, JUST MOVE.

#11)Adultery and fornication are practically the national sports of America, and that has resulted in an explosion of STDs

Your arguments are lies.

#12)Murder is so common in the United States that it is a joke to the rest of the world

As soon as we get rid of the "gangstas" in our country we'll be a lot better off.

#13)False religions are exploding in America at a rate that is mind blowing

Cool...too bad all religion is false.

#14)America is destroying the environment of the world

The environment is just fine.

#15)Meanwhile, the church in America is a complete mess and they don't even understand the basics of the Christian faith anymore

The church hundreds of years ago didn't understand it either. It's just a huge money making scheme for them.

It is good for you. The more you smoke, the bigger your penis is. I SWARE I IZ NOT LYING!!!11

The acting was good but that was all The Dark Knight had going for it. After I watched the movie in the theaters I was thoroughly disappointed. It was boring as hell except for the few action scenes it had and it seemed to drag on forever. Nowhere near being a masterpiece as all critics were calling it. : /

I actually found the movie fairly unenjoyable. Action only happened once every half hour or so with the rest of Bruce Wayne bitching about how people are dying because of him. It got old very fast. And the movie was long as hell. They could've easily shortened it by half an hour by taking out most of Bruce bitching.

*bump*

C'mon guys, GiantShaft.com needs your help!

How exactly do you do this in Action Script 2.0? I have it where it plays a song when the flash document loads, and there are buttons on the side so you can choose different song to play. The only problem I'm facing now, however, is having the sounds be in a playlist. Once one song ends, the music just stops. Can anyone help me make it so once the song ends, it plays the next song in the playlist? Thanks!

At 7/24/08 02:55 PM, Sk8erGirl14 wrote: Question. How can he be 5, know how to work a computer, and have good grammar?

You'd be surprised. I was playing Decent and Duke Nukem 3D unsupervised when I was 5.

You sir, are an idiot. Yes, pop country sucks. Real country, like the music done by Hank Williams Jr, Willie Nelson, and such is great. Just because you have no taste in music doesn't mean NG has none as well.

At 5/30/08 09:30 AM, welshassassin wrote: bcoz its no U rated or w/e.

In English, please.

At 4/29/08 10:16 AM, kidray76 wrote: Umm, what language? Probably mean C, but just want to make sure.

Or do you mean flash? If flash, go to flash forum.

I didn't see how the language would be all that important, but I planned on using some sort of BASIC language like BlitzMax. And yes, I know flash belongs in the flash forum. I'm not a complete n00b. =P

At 4/29/08 12:07 PM, Wreckages wrote: guitar hero notes don't automatically place themselves on the chart based on tempo/rhythm, they are just intricately placed to create the illusion that they are.

So I should make an editor program for the notes, is that what you're saying?

I've been programming for a few years so I figured I had enough skill to make my own Guitar Hero clone. The only part that's currently giving me trouble is the notes. How do I set them up? Is an array of notes the way to go? How do I get them to go with the music, should I also program my own song editor?

Thanks in advanced!

Psychostick ftw

I'm not going to lie, I'm impressed. I like your style.

At 4/14/08 11:23 PM, ParadoxVoid wrote: I think the more pressing question is will anyone ever start using Microsoft Word 2007. I tried using it a few weeks ago and nearly had a stroke, trying to figure out where everything was, now they've changed the layout so much.

That's why they invented Open Office. It's way better than Microsoft Office in my opinion.

At 4/14/08 10:57 PM, CalciumDick wrote: So my faggot mom is a bitch. She kept bitching at me to do my chores and i din't want to so i broke the stupid ass vacum cleaner so i coulnd't do them. Now she took away my xbox and is selling it on fucking craigs list. Since i don't have a ducking xbox anymore i've been watching flash cartoons on this stupid site all day and i decided to sign up and tell you guys about it

here's even the link to where she posted it on craigs list http://richmond.craigslist.org/ele/64212 9826.html

shes such a bitch im probably going to piss on her pillow or something. moms are fucking stupid

She sounds like she's completely right in this case and you're not only a terrible son, but also a complete ass.

Everyone does chores, that's part of growing up. You have responsibilities. Grow a dick and a brain and maybe you would realize that the world doesn't revolve around you.

And now your mom's selling your x box on Craig's List, eh? I think she has every right to do so seeing as you broke her vacuum cleaner. How about you quit be a miserable cunt and go apologize to your mom?

It's because of children like you that makes me wish we could still beat kids...

At 4/14/08 08:28 PM, darcness1 wrote: My school has now banned emos. After 3 warnings you get a literal warning. After that you are temporarly expelled. Hpw dumb is that.

Also simpleplansimpleplansimpleplansimpleplan simpleplan

So whatever happened to freedom of speech? Was that thrown out the window when this rule was put into effect?

Before switching to Vista, I was rockin' a slow and worn out laptop so when I switched, it was when I bought a brand new, fast computer. My new computer is so fast that Vista looks beautiful and runs faster than my XP. I can play more games and have run into no hardware issues so far. I think Vista is amazing and I always get pissed at Mac/Linux lovers who bash it.

You know what I just realized? My father is twice the age of his current girlfriend. That means he was graduating high school while she was being born. I now have newfound respect for my dad.