At 9/1/09 10:45 AM, Bryan wrote: This wins it so far, I think.

If that wins then I found the close second.

Hey, does anyone got a light? I found some weed. I want to smoke it. It'll be fun.

Because people drew pictures of him a long time ago so that means he has brown hair. Duh.

The sounds used seem quite generic. Are you using present sounds that came with your DAW?

At 7/30/09 02:56 PM, Joshy94 wrote: What are your views on this bizarre event?

That kid is getting laid tonight.

I'm currently getting wet just thinking about the movie.

At 7/30/09 02:37 PM, Mrputter wrote: Can someone describe what lurks behind that link?
I'm the ultra-coward you see.

A movie called "Cartoons fuck Olympian style!".

If you cry about it more I'm sure the people submitting art will change their ways.

...have fun with that, buddy.

At 7/21/09 11:25 AM, JaY11 wrote: but what that doesn't explain what, say, looking at a mans arm any different to looking at his cock.

Just because you want to catch a glance at my johnson doesn't make it alright.

Finally someone on the BBS realizes the proper way to handle an altercation with a woman is by beating her.

Have you tried...reformating again? I know, surprising answer, eh?

At 7/21/09 11:40 AM, Robojester wrote: I wonder how long it's gonna take the die-hard Christians to bitch about this.

...this is Newgrounds. We have none.

Has one of these petitions actually ever worked?

At 7/20/09 10:33 PM, psychicpebble wrote: Ass-kissing will only get you dirty lips.

What's wrong with a little ATM?

Who cares? Homosexuals are gay.

I love him so much I even wrote a song for him.

At 7/20/09 10:21 PM, pointydagger wrote: why do you care to be famous on a website?

So you can feel special inside knowing a bunch of fat 13 year olds acknowledge your existence.

Just be a hardass like me. You'll have the Newgrounds community on their knees in no time.

Learn proper spelling and grammar for fucks sakes. Just because this is an internet forum doesn't mean it gives you the right to act like a dipshit...or maybe it does.

At 7/20/09 09:47 PM, superstick wrote: 75 seconds of searching...

Exactly, far too much time. Much easier to post on Newgrounds and have us do the homework for him. Duh.

At 7/20/09 08:58 PM, slayer98567 wrote: so I pulled out my arm and said "you got punked!" and we laughed our asses off.

lol u r soooo kewl!!!!!!!!!!!!!

At 7/20/09 05:43 PM, KidneyThief wrote:

At 7/20/09 05:26 PM, cHunter wrote: If a huge group of noobs want to jump on my e-penis I'm not going to say no.

It's good to be respected by newbies, but it's even better to be respected by the rest of the community.

Word, but that takes actual work.

At 7/20/09 08:47 PM, Cybersief wrote: Well it is obviously a pirated file, so you shouldn't be bitching about free things.

You do know torrents were created for reasons other than illegal file distribution, right?

...have you never torrented before? Sometimes you get shitty seeders.

A puppy being stolen isn't news. It's just shit that happens. It doesn't affect our lives in any way.

Went skydiving with friends once. Not sure how high it was but you get the idea.

At 7/20/09 05:10 PM, KidneyThief wrote: I would rather be respected by a small group of intelligent posters rather then a bunch of newbies.

If a huge group of noobs want to jump on my e-penis I'm not going to say no.

She's not hot at all so this makes it easier for you to convince her she's ugly. Once you do that she'll do all sorts of crazy shit to make up for it. ATM anybody?

Why the hell would you ever want to ride a Segway. Your chances of getting laid drop to zero just by looking at such a thing.