Love is for when you're older and actually know what you're doing. Casual sex is for when you're young and just having fun.

Road head on the way to after prom was a blast. That's just one of the few benefits of going to prom with a date.

I was sad to leave high school for good because of all the great memories I have, but meh, at least now I have more time to destroy my life with drugs and alcohol, amirite?

I never really saw him on the forums much so it doesn't seem like a huge loss.

Isn't the movie designed for eight year olds?

A tutor would be far better than trying to learn by yourself.

The main reason people do drugs is just to have a good time.

Alcohol - makes you more social at parties
Marijuana - makes you calmer/relieve stress. Also makes everything hilarious.
Shrooms - makes you want to go on adventures
Salvia - trip balls for about 5 minutes

Drugs and alcohol simply make experiences better for the most part when used moderately. Used to much and you run the risk of addiction and serious health issues in the future.

Your story sounds so legit. I'm sure you totally dropped acid. I bet you didn't make that up or anything.

If you're annoyed then go do something else. It's Friday night for fuck's sake. Go to a party or something.

At 6/5/09 05:52 PM, TheSporkLord wrote: People who do drugs now, do you reall ythink doing drugs makes you cool?

Most people do drugs for fun, not to be cool or fit in.

I think you'd be better off just becoming a drug dealer. Dealing is an easy going job that's great for children eight and older.

I'd like the Obama toilet paper for the obvious reason.

I'd probably spend it on drugs.

At 6/2/09 10:07 PM, TheStonePilot wrote: Some guy once told me I was going to hell unless I became a mormon. I punched him in the face.
My fist supplies all the replies I need.

You should've invited him to a black mass you were going to be holding later that evening.

Yeah, car accidents are not fun experiences to live thought. I would know. It's good to hear everyone's fine though.

At 6/2/09 10:16 PM, blakemo wrote: Holy fucking shitdicks! It got a lot better. Welcome back from your hiatus.

Holy shitdicks is right, mister. The era of taking names and fucking bitches has started again.

At 6/2/09 10:28 PM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote: I'm a secret mod. shut up.

This guy says truths. I used to be a mod n' shit, yo.

I plan on having sex with my best friend's little sister again.

You say you're sorry because you realized you were an abusive sibling and understand now that you shouldn't be a total douche in the future.

Considering the only people who died from Swine Flu are the people that would die from any regular flu (and tons of Mexicans, but that's because they're so unsanitary), I'm sure you'll be fine.

Most people use IE because they're dumb as shit on a computer and don't even know what different types of web browsers are. They just use the default one, Internet Explorer.

Maybe he should not lie about doing his homework, eh?

Your frequent grammatical errors made me think you were joking right from the get go.

At 6/2/09 10:04 PM, blakemo wrote: So is it me, or is the General Forums making a slow and steady comeback?

It's because I decided to start posting again.

At 6/1/09 11:04 PM, Shnam wrote: how wud one go about jjoining these enonomus folks?

They mostly hang around eBaums.

At 6/1/09 10:37 PM, psychicpebble wrote:

At 6/1/09 10:36 PM, cHunter wrote: So is swatting a fly. That fly had a life to live before it was ended prematurely.

you are fucking terrible with anologies

How so?

At 6/1/09 10:32 PM, Barrelsfox wrote: It has to do with religious belief, people say it is sinful, many people say "Abortion is Killing"

So is swatting a fly. That fly had a life to live before it was ended prematurely.

We brought a grill to the Senior Parking Lot on the Monday after we got out and blocked off the entrance and had a barbecue. Usually the juniors are allowed to park in said lot after seniors graduate but we wouldn't let them in.

At 6/1/09 09:13 PM, lawlmaster wrote: Well OP, when the sperm enter the egg and the zygote is formed, then it is new life,and no one has the right to take away life.But since you think that everything is a cell then what's the difference between a freshly born baby and one right about to come out of the womb?By your logic we should be justified to murder people because we don't want them or like them.

Why did we get rid of parasites and diseases and the like? We don't like them and they're bad for us, but don't they have a right to live too?

Honestly, why does everyone have their panties in a bunch about this? People die all the time, but when it's a fetus people have to bitch? It's not like it's legalized murder either, as it hasn't even really turned into a baby yet. We're stopping it from ever becoming one. We have the power to clone stuff but we don't. Isn't that just as bad because those clones have a chance to live, but we don't let them, just like we stop the chance of some natural born person having the chance to live.

People need to get off this whole DON'T KILL BABIES LOL bandwagon that everyone is joining in. Sometimes abortions are necessary such as in the case with rape victims or teenagers. If any of my thoughts are wrong then please argue in a mature and logical way.

Oh wait, this is Newgrounds.