At 8/26/04 10:11 AM, gay1 wrote: and you my good man are a bastard in a bitches body so that makes you a trany bitch

What are you, 10? Did you ask your parents before going online, because I think they might be worried about you.

Yeah your right. Saddam, Bush, and I have planned a way to get our nuddy buddy out (whatever that means)!

Oh, and I meant to put "off" not "of" on the title.

That site was gay1 anyways. I think Ebaum is an inmate with Saddam Hussein right now.

I, along with EVERYONE at NG, don't give a fuck about your e-mail adress! So STFU!

At 8/26/04 09:58 AM, gay1 wrote: chew on this

Hey gay1, read the rules! You can't post anything pornographic or close to pornographic. I'm not flaming you, I'm trying to HELP you.

At 8/26/04 09:55 AM, deck_head_tottie wrote: Yeah, we still know it's from Ebaumsworld. And the fact everyone else can get by with a good 40kb sig, makes you look even more of an idiot.

Hey, my editing skillz pwn ne1 who thinks...
You know what, I'll shut up now.

I think gay1 is gonna get banned on the first day.

Newgrounds taught me that 40 kb is a lot! *glances at sig* Well TomFulp thinks it is.

Hehe

Anything with the words "Britney" and "Spears" included in them, I really hate. You suck. I hate myself for saying her name. She is such a freaking retard, and should die along with all her gay-ass flash things on every single site!

Okay the rant is done, now time for breakfast.

Well, to see the pic, you have to click on the dude in my sig.

And by size I mean kb. I see everyone going around with a cool pic that I'm assuming is under 40 kb. But they look like they are over it. Is it possible to shrink a file's size (like 60 kb to 40 kb so I can use a cool picture).

At 8/26/04 05:38 AM, AssFuckingDaftCunt wrote:

At 8/26/04 05:35 AM, king-o-games1 wrote: How about this?

Worst. Pic. Ever. Especially from Ebaums.

FO' SHAIM

Hey, I've changed my ways! I edited the pick a few seconds a go, so it no longer says ebaums. Besides, ebaums made that hobo lose his job, it says it on the website. Why would I ever like them (no sarcasm).

But I will post this.

How about this?

Dude, if you have piercings like all over you, then of course no one will hire you! I'm not saying you do, but I'm giving an example.

Oh, and BTW, I'm a little obese, but not to the point where if I saw this chick (like in my sig) my heart would stop...

Seriously though, check out my sig. Or don't I don't care.

At 8/26/04 04:37 AM, Dobio wrote: I depise fat people. They are the anus of society, the scum of the earth. If I could, I'd become a cannibal and have a pot roast, just so I could murder all the fat people in the world.

>:(

Dude, if you ate all the fat people in the world, then you would become fat. But then you would have to eat yourself because you were going to eat all the fat people in the world. But after the arms, legs, and whatever, how would you eat your face?

I just wanted to know if I can legally do this:

Congratulations. I can now use this for the first time.

I liked Kingdom Hearts. It was cool and Spehiroth was insanely difficult. I beat him at lvl. 70 or something like that.

Personally, I hate abortions. I started hating them after I read Stephen King's Insomnia. But you look really young, so I would so go for the abortion. Babies take way too much time, money, and they really suck the life out of you.

At 8/25/04 05:10 PM, BareNakedMike wrote: Always add "In bed" to them it turns it into a sexual message.

Of course it will! Add "in bed" to anything that tells about an action or whatever and it will turn into a sexual message!

I don't really go for goth chicks, but I think their pretty hot.

Anyways, what you do is just play it cool, then, all of the sudden, ask her if she would go out with her. I think goths like being spontaneous, I'm not sure.

To any goths who read this, don't be offended. It's just that there aren't many goths in my area.

You guys, the Simpsons will never die. Believe me, if this is true, then we would have heard of it before this on the News or something 'cause the Simpsons is like the most popular TV show.

Volume 2 is coming out in November, I think.

TechTV was so cool! The first show I saw was Call for Help with the host as the nerdy guy. That made me laugh, and I was thinking that he holds the sterotype of nerds quite well. When saw X-Play, that turned into an instant favorite, but now that it's G4TechTV, it has lost some of its quality, even though the shows I like are still on it (X-Play, Unscrewed, and once in awhile Anime Unleashed).

Hey you ever noticed that if you shine light on Mountain Dew (flashlight, sun) that it glows like chlorine water? It kind of makes you think...

Well, dogs are annoying. Cats don't know their name, and if they do, they won't come to you if you call their name. I don't like pets.

At 8/25/04 03:34 PM, xsmorrisx wrote: I have thought about this a lot recently. How do you become BBS User of the Day?

I really don't know how. Is it just random?

Yes, it is just random. So odds of getting BBS UotD is quite slim to none.

You know, $10,000 is nothing to scoff at. Plus, they'll air the cartoon, so if it was really good, you could become somewhat famous.