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Simply imagine they have a penis. Done.

The key word is imagine.

I miss this as well, but I just quote and delete so it doesn't bother me so much.

I would have, but it looks like it's a white girls head on a black girls body. I know it's the suit, but the separation line sticks out to much.

At 3 days ago, chubzilla100 wrote: Hey, I also need an artist, just for some background pieces and stuff though, not for a animation. I couldn't see a main thread for this sort of stuff, so I figured I'd post it in this one. I suppose I'd need like one a week, up to like 5 for a while or something. I'd prefer art style like in Egoraptors Pokemon Awesome (Apparently the link button doesnt work so http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/585336 ) but other styles would be fine to, PM me if you's be interested please.

Still looking for someone to draw some backgrounds for this. It's not for something that'd appear on Newgrounds, they'd be the background for some small green screen project things, although I'm not certain on the specifics of how I'm moving the things in front (Either like paper figures, or hand puppets or something. It'd look relatively decent at least though)

If you're curious, one of the backgrounds I defiantly want would be a mountain in the background, on a desolate kinda plain. The others would just be things like villages, or a forest or something. I'd also be totally fine if you only done one of them, I'm sure a few people wouldn't mind just doing one.

Also if you had your own ideas for backgrounds, or ones already completed I could use, that'd be great as well. If anyone is interested, shoot me a PM.

Am I the only one who misses the top 5 weekly audio player thing on the audio page? I saw no mention of it, or any kind of audio portal player in the main post.

Although a bit of wee came out when I saw all these new emoticons things

Hey, I also need an artist, just for some background pieces and stuff though, not for a animation. I couldn't see a main thread for this sort of stuff, so I figured I'd post it in this one. I suppose I'd need like one a week, up to like 5 for a while or something. I'd prefer art style like in Egoraptors Pokemon Awesome (Apparently the link button doesnt work so http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/585336 ) but other styles would be fine to, PM me if you's be interested please.

Dating games? Who need that when I've already bought Rumble massage!!

It feels nice on my penis

At 1/30/12 01:39 PM, Makeshift wrote: And then I got it. I'd like to thank the Academy... and Chubzilla of course.

No problem, I doubt I'd have the urge or time to play it much anyway, I still got a bunch of unplayed games on my PC to let rip.

Yeah, I got no gold, so here is a free code for the Xbox 360 Beta. I wanna do something cool with it though, like make a hidden clue or something. So I took a picture (No copy paste) and blanked all of a certain letter. All the blanks are the same letter. First come first serve.

Although if anyone does have any gold they're not using, I'd be happy to take it ...

At 1/27/12 02:17 PM, BlackmarketKraig wrote:
I believe you're over-thinking it, you just have to learn to accept that some things won't make perfect sense or ever be fully explained in forms of art.

Yeah, I thought that while typing it all out. I think the main thing that just bugged me was if I attack someone with a sword, they should get cut or dismembered. I doubt anyone could still fight after being slashed a few times by a sword.

I've been pondering this for a while, how does invincibility work in video games? I'm talking bosses and stuff, not cheat codes. Although I cant think of an example right now, I do know of loads of games that have some kind of invincible character. But how exactly are they invincible, why cant I just cut them with my sword? When I punch them, why dont they react (I mean flinching, or being forced back) ? If I'm magic, why doesn't my magic no longer work? I can understand enemies with resistance to these things, thick skin/outer layer, being more magic then you so they mentally block it or something, but how are they invincible?

There's shields, but one that doesn't weaken/lose strength is stupid. And theres always a limit to just being resistant to everything.I could understand if they used God's power to do it, as thats always an unarguable force in games.

So what do you think about it? Just accept they're invincible and find a way to trap them/rid them of invincibility? Or think it's as stupid as I do?

Also as bad a game as it was, I though SW: Force Unleashed 2 done that huge boss really well. Almost invincible, but not quite, so it led to a big ass long battle where the whole place is destroyed, and he falls into a 'bottomless' pit. It was cool.

At 1/27/12 12:46 PM, Makeshift wrote:
If you don't find a Live code I would definitely love to take the beta code off your hands. I'm dying to play it and I didn't get an invite.

I'll give it till Monday, and if I have no live enabled account by then I'll give it away. Or trade, if people still do that kind of thing.

It was either bump this old one or make a new one, and I was already here

I just got an email inviting me into the Xbox 360 beta, but I have no gold. If I did buy some gold, it would probably be purely for this beta, is it worth it? Or if anyone's got a spare 48hr code lying around that'd they'd share, it would be appreciated to try it out.

It looks pretty cool from a gameplay vid I saw a month or 2 ago, a bit TF2 like but more 'real' graphically.

I'm just looking for someone who could say the words "Rage Adventures" in a rage filled voice, but without shouting or sounding like you've been smoking for 20 years. I'd do it myself, but whenever I try I sound like both of those things.

Also, if you want you could say "with Chubzilla" at the end, but in a more mellow, kinda high (Pitch, not stoned) voice, if you can. But if not, I could do that part myself (Kinda, anyway)

Send me a PM if you've done it / want to.

After reading some things on the internet, I've decided I need to exercise more. Not because I'm unfit or anything (Well a bit overweight) but just because I dont do anything fit-like, aside from walking to school and back some days.

See, the thing is I know I wont stick to it. I rarely get through something start to finish, but this is something I want to do. But I know I wont, or will find any excuse to not. So how do I combat this? With a target, role model kind of thing. Something like the pic below, but I've seen it before, so it wouldn't work. Something to get me motivated, maybe just to go for a run everyday or something, nothing special.

I'm sure some of you lot have been in a similar situation, and have some hidden motivational tactics or something to help get me going. Even if its like an article on someone almost dieing and coming back to be amazing or something. Any ideas?

TL;DR Best ways to get motivated

Lays down and takes it from a dog?

She must be BARKING mad!!

im so witty

At 1/17/12 06:07 PM, chubzilla100 wrote: With the power of song. And possibly dance.

No wait scratch that, I'd publicly humiliate myself on the internet, in some kind of video.

Oh look, what a coincidence. Here's one I made earlier that I forgot about.

I dont even remember why I done this, even though it was only a few hours ago.

And before anyone says something about not promoting stuff, I'm not, it goes with the topic so *nergh*

I believe I actually asked a girl out like this once before, or said I liked her at least. Didn't turn out to well, but it was quite fun.

With the power of song. And possibly dance.

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

At 1/16/12 05:43 PM, Kirbyfemur wrote: You guys have no imagination. Lay the woman down on the floor, have each of the guys stand in a sort of triangle position over her head, they turn around, lock their legs together so that their junk is as close as possible, then proceed in triple cocking her face.

Yeah, so it'd be like 3-way bum scissoring so they'd most likely be gay, so nothing to worry about.

I still don't see that working though...

I'm still trying to work out how 3 guys to stand in a position to get all 3 dicks in a girls mouth, without there being some painful bending. It'd also involve a lot of dick on dick, so they were probably gay anyway, so you're safe.

Well another 32" monitor wouldn't fit in my room, at least not without having to replace one of my desks and clearing a lot of stuff out. It's also in 1920x1080, so I'm assuming a smaller screen (I was thinking a really cheap/one you could find in a skip, so like 14" or something) wont go that high.

I was hoping I get it to work kinda like the Wii U, have a main game on the Tv and menus/chat windows in the little screen. But according to what you lot have told me, this wont be possible? I know I'd have to pause my games, I just want it so it doesn't spend the 5sec each way Tabbing in and out.

So basically I cant do it with different screen resolutions, correct?

This is the closest thing NG has to a help forum (The Help/How to is for NG related stuff only I think) so I think it's fine here.

Long story short, I have a big ass Tv which I use as my monitor. I try to game on it, but normally get distracted by talking to people over chats and stuff. There's no more room for a tv / monitor of the same size, so would I be able to use a MUCH smaller one, about a foot away from my current monitor? Also, how would running a full screen game on the big'un work, and moving the mouse round the smaller one? Would I need a special program, or is it even possible without tabbing out of my game?

"Most human food comes from plants" - Chemistry book.

I'm kinda fucked then.

Although that doesn't sound like a fact

At 1/8/12 03:13 PM, Chdonga wrote: Doesn't that make Game Informer the only gaming magazine targeted to all gaming platforms? Oh boy...

There's still Cheats Master or something in the UK, it comes with a small cheats booklet every issue, that was the only reason I used to get it every month when I was a kid. Shame I'd only ever own 1 game from each booklet, they done like 200+ games each issue.

Finally got round to playing CoD4 on the PC after a few hours of errors and stuff. Apart from the common "This key is in use. Please try again later" bullshit, even though my game is Steam activated with a valid key, it's brilliant. I can't quite control the recoil with a mouse yet, but its essentially the same greatest CoD ever. Just wish I didn't have to start at Lv1 again, although I got 25-17 in my 2nd full game, or something close to that, so it might not take too long.

Also free DLC, and Winter Crash, although I've yet to find a working server with it.

I remember one of my dad's mates telling me about the 1st one, huge 200 player maps or something, you could take any kinda class you wanted, go in squads, sounded amazing. Unfortunately, it was pretty much dead by then.

But I signed up for the beta, here's hoping I get in, even though I haven't actually seen any trailers or anything for this one.

Sounds weird I'd sign up for a beta without actually looking at any of it's content.....

I can see this all backfiring, and SOPA passing because of all the people in congress (Who I've heard aren't modern, or very in touch with the internet) think it's all linked to each other, and these "internet attacks" would stop if the internet was censored.

Thats as best as I can explain it.....

In recent memory, And Yet it Moves, an indie game that came with the humble bundle. I thought the physics were awful, music wasn't great, graphics were a nice idea, but didn't look as good as they could have, and I just didn't find it very fun at all.

Although, I dont usually play a new game unless I've heard something good about it.

At 12/30/11 09:48 AM, Klik wrote: I would recommend getting a wired mouse instead since in the past I've had instances where my wireless mouse would stop working for 1-2 seconds. Although it doesn't seem that bad, It could be crucial when you're in the middle of raiding an orc camp with only a steel dagger and a long bow.

A wired mouse just isn't suitable for my setup. I normally something like 5ft away from my computer, and I dislike wires trailing across my room (Although strangely, I love them all bundled in the corner)

At 12/30/11 09:51 AM, ArmouredGRIFFON wrote: I think you should invest in a mouse with at least 3000 DPI if you are looking to make seriously quick movements, like on games such as Age of Empires 3, and not Starcraft.

I'm not too fussed with making super quick movements. I just looked, and my tiny net book one is 1600 dpi, which is just as much as the ones I was looking at.

So I'm looking for a new mouse, mainly because at the moment I'm using a tiny net book mouse, which doesn't have anything wrong with it, but it's not amazing. For my price range (Less then £25) I found the Gigabyte ECO500 which looks pretty good, and has a supposedly 12 month battery life. However, I then found the Gigabyte ECO600 which is the next model up, and only for £2 extra. But apart from the looks, there doesn't seem to be any differences between the two. The 500 says "On-the-fly DPI Switch- 1600/ 800 DPI adjustable" and the 600 says "Intuitional +/- DPI switching buttons" which is the only difference I could find. This is basically the same function right?

Before anyone says wireless sucks, wired just wouldn't work with my set-up.

And yes, this would be used for gaming