That a sizeable portion of Newgrounds is made up of nerds. Nerds.
I know. It's disgusting.
Now see here, I want all of you, you nerds, to come out. Come out of hiding right now. Come on, put away your Space Wars dolls and your Dungeons & Dinosaurs, and come out where I can see you.
I won't hurt you.
Now I'd like to know, why? You have your little Story of Zeldo and your Digipokes and such, so why do you insist on coming in here with your reading books and such.
I would just like to browse my internets without nerds coming in here and nerding up the place with them being squares and all. I'd like an answer to this nonsense, immediately please!
