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I agree with darkside..

there are billions of guitar players on this site - instead of wasting valuable time tying to make prerecorded guitars sound good in your song just contratc someone here to actually PLAY it for you - right darkside? :p

At 7/2/07 10:44 AM, DoobyTimePiece wrote:

At 7/2/07 10:14 AM, Envy wrote:

At 7/1/07 09:25 PM, Everlasting-Elements wrote: Can you drink beer on a cruise?.

Lawl been on 3 cruises >8( And I'm still not 18. WTF if cruises dont age you rapidly, what does.

well i know but its not pretty.....

vanilla ice!!!!

it looks like he made a beret out of his own HAIR.. 0.o

At 7/1/07 09:25 PM, Everlasting-Elements wrote: Can you drink beer on a cruise?

I dunno - can you die of asphyxiation in space?

lol sarcasm :P

i get paid 15 dollars an hour in a summer co-op for cogeco - the second largest cable company in canada :P

life is good for now :)

At 7/1/07 04:57 PM, Envy wrote: Hm, I'll be the resident douche bag on board.

Yknow the guy who as soon as you wake up, makes you feel like crap.

I'll bring my stubborn 3 legged llama along too to eat all the food. You can throw me and my llama off, but damn, can she swim. We'll be back onboard in no time.

not bloody likely - I'll wax the hull of the ship with the fat of a million dead celebrities :P

in retrospect I have decided that limiting the date for completion for ppl with actual social lives is a bit.. much.

So now its the first person who reviews all my songs within any given time frame wins :p

i have skype but i am teh elitist :p

and no thats not my username.. im just an elitist bastard.. :P

At 7/1/07 09:43 AM, RigAudio wrote: I just uploaded a scary ambient piece called "Haunted". Check it out.

http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/view.php?id=1 776623&sub=86213

hey rig..

*pokes rig.. "he's 14.."

At 7/1/07 01:07 AM, RigAudio wrote:

At 7/1/07 01:03 AM, DoobyTimePiece wrote: _pukes_

Gross.
You know what sucks? Puking up milk. It's like...cheese...

gross fact - one layer of your stomach - its only function is to curdle minl.. thats all it does.

and whats with all this puking? Are we all bulemic all of a sudden?

She thinks shes a winner
She couldnt be thinner
Now she goes to the bathroom and vomits up dinner

aaah daria :P

At 7/1/07 01:59 AM, Everlasting-Elements wrote: There is a difference between Emo and Serious.

thereuis also a difference between that and not caring :P

I'll see if we can have an emo part of the boat.. we'll call it.. THE PLANK!

hahaha horrible suicide joke XD

and a thought just occurred to me..

REUNION.

*passes around jenova juice*

*kills all versions of me*

oh wait I don't think its THAT kind of reunion.. :P

At 6/30/07 09:27 PM, OCON wrote: Germany sounds like a pretty good idea to me =)

ive seen some hot german porn.. haha .. poor darkside.. and metalcan.. :P

and wouldnt hiijacking a ship be.. piracy?

dyarr

At 6/30/07 08:56 PM, OCON wrote: I'm not leaving till tomorrow morning it turns out, but I am officially almost out of money, and completely convinced that girls are expensive.

Anyway how is everyone =P

guess what ocon - men are cheap! All they need is sex :P

ahh men :P

At 6/30/07 07:55 PM, Bandwith wrote: That was not the problem but thanks a lot!
I was looking around in enhancements where the EQ is and turned off my SRS WOW effects and it fixed it!
Apparently it was set for headphone listening :P

moron hahaha :P

At 6/30/07 07:19 PM, DSMagnum wrote: It'd be funny if ZENON won this.

no that would be scary.

and no darkkloud *puts on monotone voice*

there-is-no-way-a-user-can-delete-ppls-review s-even-if-that-person-is-the-creator-of-the-s ongs..

it would also be scary if thecomet did..

and yes darkkloud those reviews you wrote already count :p

At 6/30/07 05:19 PM, SBB wrote:

At 6/30/07 02:28 PM, JoeyNukes wrote: haha I love that Rucklo changed it tot say (and nicer)

I don't think he did so

no i think pandora wrote that himself,.. as he KNEW what we thought of him in the past..

At 6/30/07 01:21 PM, JoeyNukes wrote: Your 400th song should be dedicated to the winner.

now now... then they wouldnt see their song for.. eons.. haha :P

no the 340th song of mine shall be dedicated to the winner :p

any songs in multiples of 50 are dedicated to keygen songs for me :P

and yes I said friday - i figure - hey its the long weekend - ppl have time.. and that way it actually becomes a CONTEST.. not just some idle thing someone can do over say.. a month.

so get to it! :p

oh and if noone does it then obviously there is no prize awarded and all is called off.

At 6/30/07 09:14 AM, Enoll wrote: You guys had better save your shit.
Otherwise I'm comming over there to put my foot up where it comes from.

haha *bends over*

and why arent I on your awesome ppl list enoll? If anything I should be FIRST on it! :P

Ok im pretty sure this is probably against the urles but I am bored and this will be funny either way you look at it..

I challenge ALL OF THE AUDIO PORTAL to a mecca contest: the first person to review ALL of my songs and post all 399 review links in this window by.. lets see what is today.. this upcoming friday.. wins!

their prize:

*all their songs reviewed and rated from now until.. they eventually stop posting at newgrounds - so a lifetime commitment of reviews ;)

*a song made by me in dedication to them

runners up (everyone else that succeeds by friday but isnt the first person)

*all their current songs reviewed

rules:

the reviews have to be well thought out and unique for each song.. they have to be reviewed from last song to first song.. so from song #399 to song #1, and any duplicate songs.. just copy and paste the review.. newgrounds used to screw up that way in the past.. also keep in mind older songs = crappier.. so keep in mind the learning process that happened along the way.

Gibberish reviews and/or duplicate reviews for each song will discredit you :P

there have been lots of ppl that have tried in the past and everyone seems to give up. So here is some inspiration - it will make me happy - and it will make all of you happy - then everyone is happy! :P

-shawn-

hahaha.. that google message is awesome!

hahaha mhb..

imagine if it was a spanish galleon,.. and tom was carved in the front.. as a mermaid.. and we were all swashbuckling pirates..

but seriously.. I'd love to have a huge cruiseliner.. i dunno HOW we would go about getting it.. one of us will have to become disgustingly rich and buy it..

and no mhb.. those ppl WOULDNT be worth my time..

and lol this cruise would last like.. a YEAR if we went to all those places and cost like.. 5000 dollars a person XD

hahaha awesome.. themes are great for publicity! ^^

maybe you'd remember his name "theblackhawk"..

and i was wondering why i got reviews from you all of a sudden..

so you're back eh.. you screwed up pretty badly in the pasty - so badly in fact that even the mods and liljim know who you are XD

but at least you are making an attempt to mend your ways.. glad to see older users returning..

At 6/30/07 09:00 AM, darkkloud wrote: i was one of the people who patricipating in hanging that fake bastard. with his "walking on water", which was realy ice, and his"water to wine" which was actually a red coloring he dropped into the water when noone was looking. he deserved what he got, and i dont feal bad for doing it to him either.

I was sleeping then.. as I have throughout most of history.. sleep is good :P

and happy birthday - but i'm still older than thou!

softcore techno

omg with the oxtmorons of irony XD

At 6/30/07 10:23 AM, mhb wrote:

At 6/30/07 12:47 AM, DaGrahamCraka wrote:

yes! i was born an adult!

that had to be hard on your mother.

i don't know. i never met the woman.

lol..

I STILL say we make it a cruise.. then we can do it all around the atlantic ocean and pick up ppl along the coasts as we go :p

and then party in international waters where there is no law and anythign goes ;)

LJCoffee might be dead by then tho ;)

still I think the boat idea is great.. or even more than one boat - and we all meet in one spot for boat partying! XD

we can get tom all liquored up :P

and wow.. in 5 year.. I'll be.. 29.. O.o - but don't worry.. by then you'll ALL be legal! XD

we should make it FORGEY DAY!

lol only the audio portal would understand that joke..

I was the first person to respond in the AF lounge :P

At 6/27/07 05:57 PM, ParagonX9 wrote:

At 6/27/07 05:52 PM, Chronamut wrote: We'll all meet on my private boat!

You mean "seed on your private bed..." O_O XD

maaaybe ;)

We'll all meet on my private boat!

ah yes.. high society.. also known as.. SNOB TUESDAYS IN THE IRC ROOM!

where everyone gets to act like an english snob.. if you are a french snob we will throw stale cake at you.

Ninny.