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At 1/12/11 12:46 AM, GiantDouche wrote:

At 1/12/11 12:44 AM, Chronamut wrote: not to be a negative nancy but the old irc room was disassociated from newgrounds for a reason - their users are not welcoming to newgrounds users.

just don't be an obnoxious twat or talk about newgrounds and you'll be fine really

eh - its more an old veterans retirement home - I operate both channels so it doesn't really bother me which one you use :)

At 1/12/11 12:30 AM, five1 wrote: there's tonnes of chat alternatives. stickam for example. you can always connect to the old NG chatroom in webchat.

not to be a negative nancy but the old irc room was disassociated from newgrounds for a reason - their users are not welcoming to newgrounds users.

however the audio irc room is welcoming to all.

use this for now.

At 1/11/11 07:08 PM, SolusLunes wrote:

At 1/11/11 07:02 PM, SBB wrote:

At 1/11/11 07:00 PM, SolusLunes wrote:

At 1/11/11 06:57 PM, SBB wrote:

At 1/11/11 06:41 PM, SolusLunes wrote: Which is just applied breakbeat.

Which is just applied hip hop

Which is just applied jazz.

Which is just applied blues

Which is just applied spirituals.

Which is just applied cavemen beating on drums.

I win.

Honestly,.. nothing came before beating on random objects and mumbling incoherently and hooting.

At 1/11/11 10:46 PM, SymbolCymbal wrote: illegal text!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

it looks like you photoshopped my mouth haha..

80S HAIR!!

room's still open symbol come bAAAACK.

goodbye humanity.

more shenanigans.

<@Chronopolis> dont they use the 2 finger hook method to acheive wet orgasms?
[14:55] <a lphafemme> yes, we vigorously hook 2 fingers til orgasm
[14:55] <@Chronopolis> k good
[14:55] <a lphafemme> Then all of us squirt
[14:55] <@Chronopolis> in a tub
[14:55] <a lphafemme> yep
[14:55] <@Chronopolis> and then bathe in it
[14:55] <a lphafemme> then have pillow fights
[14:55] <@Chronopolis> in the tub

Alphafemme fails at posting in relevant threads so here goes:

<@Chronopolis> dont they use the 2 finger hook method to acheive wet orgasms?
[14:55] <a lphafemme> yes, we vigorously hook 2 fingers til orgasm
[14:55] <@Chronopolis> k good
[14:55] <a lphafemme> Then all of us squirt
[14:55] <@Chronopolis> in a tub
[14:55] <a lphafemme> yep
[14:55] <@Chronopolis> and then bathe in it
[14:55] <a lphafemme> then have pillow fights
[14:55] <@Chronopolis> in the tub

At 1/11/11 02:28 PM, brokendeck wrote:

At 1/11/11 02:06 PM, Sequenced wrote: Chronamut and I made a metal song.

Now you simply MUST make a recording of this.

YOU MUST DAMMIT >:(

yeah I was thinking that.

because she is not being seen.

At 1/11/11 11:50 AM, SymbolCymbal wrote: Separated at birth

MAaAaAAaAaAa

bleats

At 1/11/11 12:54 PM, brokendeck wrote: As long as this thread is quickly becoming the audio portal's new picture dump...

oh god it's shika.

At 1/11/11 12:20 PM, DavidOfIsrael wrote:

Dude. Watch Weathergirls and heal your gay so we can be friends.

heal your islamicism first :p

At 1/11/11 12:04 PM, Sequenced wrote:

At 1/11/11 11:38 AM, Chronamut wrote: hehe..

so guys.. we got a lot of op openings open - since during the last irc revolution a lot of ops actually LEFT to join up to an entirely different web site and make their own irc room..

so we have op openings!

I don't think we need too many atm lol.

the more people frequent the more crowd control we will inevetably need- that's how it's always been. I'd also liek to have ops circulating in all time zones so there is always someone with authority in the room.

hehe..

so guys.. we got a lot of op openings open - since during the last irc revolution a lot of ops actually LEFT to join up to an entirely different web site and make their own irc room..

so we have op openings!

Being an op on irc is exactly like being a mod on newgroudns - you get to ban people- you get to kick them out of the room - you even get to leave them witty ban messages. AND you get a snazzy @ sign beside your name that shows everyone that you're better than them.

if you can prove that you will consistantly be in the room forever and ever and ever and have a level head on your shoulders, You can be an op.

additional responsibilities of ops include promotion of irc on newgrounds, and talking to new people who join, and overall just general discussion to keep the room alive :)

SO COME ON DOWN!

also I'm at work so I won't talk much.

hmm.. a video game based contest..?

how DELIGHTFULYL absurd!!

cecil.. bRrRring the hot icing.. mmm yeah..

well well look who it is..

go back to coding fwunk lol..

At 1/11/11 11:17 AM, Rucklo wrote:

At 1/11/11 10:23 AM, SBB wrote: It was an honest answer.

your metaphorical powers are failing you, young padawan

it's his lack of golden aura - he is no longer divine - mortality is a hard thing to get used to.

At 1/11/11 11:23 AM, LogicalDefiance wrote: I feel like I'm a bigger part of the NG community then I actually am. It's because I lurk so much...I read all your posts I just dont have anything to add mosta the time.

Anyways,

Interview Today

I have a job interview for a teaching position. I'll be teaching kids 8-12 about science and music at different public schools. Wish me luck.

the lounge isn';t about relevant stuff to contribute - it's about complaining about your life and cock jokes.

did I mention op openings?

anda link to get there? Lol..

At 1/11/11 09:39 AM, jarrydn wrote:

Don't laugh.

I want to become...an amateur radio operator.

I wanna be..

the very best..

LIKE NOONE EVER WAS

DUN DUN DUUUUN

to catch them is my request

TO TRAIN THEM IS MY CAUUUUSE

so irc has recently becoem a place to play scrabbble, trivia, and to complain about your useless lives. Hell by all means do so - it means more traffic for us - and we all love traffic.

also op-enings for those that decide to stay.

YEAH I CAN ADVERTISE ZIS SHEET CUZ ITS NEWGRAONDS

the audio portal is a bloated giant demonic abomination of nature spewing pus with javved toothy mouths sticking out of it every which way - an arbortion just dying to be put down, yet somehow lives, no matter what you do to it. On it's skin are the battle scare of tons of battles, where tiny men mercilessly kill each other in an effort to climb it's moldering little mountains of flesh in an attempt to conquer this bloated monstrosity.

the redesign will cleanse this abomination and cause it to roll over, crushing half of these little men in a bloody smear. Their sacrifice will make the audio portal a better place.

At 1/10/11 11:16 PM, SCTE3 wrote: Have had a cyst on my right wrist for about eight years now.

that's not a freaky ability that's just an abhorrition.

Can slightly stick my tongue in my nose.

there we go.

it's good because sometimes links send you to places you really don't intend to go to - so it fixes accidental viewage of child porn.

At 1/10/11 09:24 PM, djInTheDark wrote:

At 1/10/11 04:28 PM, Chronamut wrote: naw - I'M A REVOLUTIONARY!!

VIVA LA REVOLUTION!

COCKS FOR ALL!

Yeah because that thread totally stayed alive.

eh it's in hibernation - I still stick to my guns and create intelligent threads in general :)

actually the search was broken for a while.

last I hear having blue eyes wasnt a genetic thing determined to enhance natural selection.

your argument is invalid.

ERROR: Logic not found.

Rebooting.

disk read error.

error.

error.

At 1/10/11 04:51 PM, SuspiciousPenguin wrote: Elbows and knees go backwards.

just elbows for me..

Can pronounce hand tendons.

yeah I can do that too

Bend the top of 6 of my fingers.

I can do that on some

Can give a thumbs up with my right big toe.

yeah me too - I can also do the monkey toes where you splay all your toes

Beat-boxing.

never tried but it doesn't seem too hard.

oh I can also hyperextend my joints so that all bow out a bit.

I can stick a watermelon in my vagine. It's a HUGE vagine. I've even had to underline it.