42 Forum Posts by "Christ-Clock"
I am the saviour of the Clocks! I am the shepheard of the Neo-Clocks!
I have seen B! B is lord! 0_0
At 9/30/05 09:04 PM, WUClock wrote: B is our deity. B is our lord.
B..... is B.
Where can I meet this... B?
I saw some kids take a poop in my yard! It was weird!
At 9/18/05 03:38 AM, GrimAvenger wrote: GAYLORD!
there i said it
<snigger>
Gay snigger!
At 9/18/05 03:35 AM, Minion777 wrote: rofl
who needs bombs when you can talk
Who needs talk, when you can bomb?
At 9/18/05 02:24 AM, HeavenDuff wrote:At 9/18/05 01:55 AM, Link_Force wrote: closer to banging her...u dogwhy dont you just shut the fuck up?
I might want him, so shutup. His penis is most likely bigger than yours, anyway!
At 9/18/05 01:44 AM, HeavenDuff wrote:At 9/18/05 01:39 AM, JackRabbitStudios wrote: Don't worry, I'm sure her father will eventually find a way to cut you off before six months.He already tried at least 14 times... seriously
That would explain the wounds. What did my dad try it with? A pair of scissors, a knife, a razorblade...?
You better not wait that long, you cheating bastard!!!
At 9/18/05 01:16 AM, ReconRebel wrote:At 9/15/05 10:42 PM, Mutagen wrote: do you belive? there is a god? or do u belive there isnt, what do you belive?They say this cat Jesus is a bad mother-
SHUT YOUR MOUTH!
I'm talkin' 'bout Jesus.
THEN WE CAN DIG IT!
Hell yeah! Jesus is Lord!!!
At 9/18/05 01:04 AM, HeavenDuff wrote:At 9/18/05 01:03 AM, Droopy_Snatch wrote:do I know you?At 9/18/05 12:51 AM, HeavenDuff wrote: Just wanted to tell you how I am happy about itI am so excited for us. I love you too, sweety.
I love her so much
FIVE FUCKING MONTHS TOGETHER AND YOU DON'T EVEN RECOGNIZE ME!!!??? YOU BASTARD!!!
At 9/18/05 12:51 AM, HeavenDuff wrote: Just wanted to tell you how I am happy about it
I love her so much
I am so excited for us. I love you too, sweety.
At 9/18/05 12:32 AM, JackRabbitStudios wrote: If you had super speed, you'd be fucked. One object jutting out from anywhere that would collide with you would probably tear you in half due to the force alone.
I think he'd be able to control his power.
ROFLMAO!!! I like it, but I'd prefer it in sailor form... LOL!!!
At 9/17/05 11:13 PM, Flash_Cat wrote: Grow up we stopped doing shit like this in 4th grade.
Yeah, I thought we were smarther than that!
At 9/17/05 10:54 PM, squadus2 wrote: Wow, you should've fucked him. Hugging is for losers.
He fucked me in the ass, then in the twat, then in the mouth. Then I took out my eye...
At 9/17/05 10:34 PM, Sanch wrote: Smarther. Yes. They are smarther then us.
Women are smarther than men!
I still can't find one God damn picture of a sailor midget!!!
At 9/17/05 10:12 PM, LettuceClock wrote: I started chokeing.
Too bad you almost died. Just try harder next time, you'll get it right.
At 9/17/05 10:07 PM, Maus wrote: That's pretty neat. Meeting people you only ever see on a TV screen reminds you that we're all just human beings. :)
But they're not!
At 9/17/05 09:33 PM, Slinging-Blood wrote: Was his penis everything i hoped and prayed it would be?
Why, It certainly was!
At 9/17/05 09:26 PM, numbers wrote: I fucked him and caught AIDS. Then I banged his girlfriend and caught Herpes. Now I'm gonna die in a week.
Beat that.
I'm the one who gave him AIDS, bitch.
At 9/17/05 09:15 PM, cooldude17 wrote: Why would you want them?
Just promise me you won't fap to them.
I think they're funny, that's all. I like funny pictures.
Can someone tell me where I can find some pictures of midgets in sailor costumes? I've already tried Google Image Search, and have had no luck. Somebody please help me!
At 9/17/05 08:12 PM, Pauls wrote:At 9/17/05 08:09 PM, Droopy_Snatch wrote: I couldn't resist the temptation to climb the magic bean stalk.Something tells me you have a penis.
Inside of me, yes. It feels like another person. Mmmmm...
At 9/17/05 07:54 PM, sisterbill wrote: You just recently lost your virginity, but your 80?? Ok, I'm impressed.
I couldn't resist the temptation to climb the magic bean stalk.
