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39 Forum Posts by "ChrisHatejoy"

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Response to: The Newgrounds Tv Show! Posted February 3rd, 2011 in General

It would be a softcore porn documentary where everyone drools over badly drawn cock pictures. Halfway through the season, the series plays reruns of episodes where the same people argue about religion and if God were/were not real.

Response to: band names plox? Posted February 3rd, 2011 in General

Nu Grounds.

Response to: Newgrounds vs Kongregate Posted February 2nd, 2011 in General

We have moar cock jokes and a Gagsy. No contest.

Response to: This guy who was getting arrested.. Posted February 1st, 2011 in General
At 2/1/11 10:01 PM, Genocide wrote: he would have spat on your asshole and slid his dick in had he not been cuffed

I rofl'd at this.

Response to: nerf ideas Posted February 1st, 2011 in General

They should have a nerf fleshlight.

Response to: abstinence has got 2 be the dumbest Posted February 1st, 2011 in General
At 2/1/11 11:14 AM, Cootie wrote: One of my ex-girlfriends actually gave me this "promise ring" and made me wear it. I looked at her like, "are you fucking serious". I thought it was pretty dumb, because she wanted us to wait until we were married. What if she had some kinda unsightly mole that I hadn't seen? What situation would I be in then?

I've got a ring on my finger to remind me what I cannot do. Can't just do whatever I feel like, I've got to stay just, right and true. I can't hang out with my buddies and get into trouble. Cause now we're both wearing these rings for each other. But who needs sex and drugs and partying, When we can just sit around and watch Netflix Babe-bayyyy.

Response to: Might Go to Jail, 2 yrs Minimum Posted February 1st, 2011 in General

Well...2 years of all the anal sex you want. Sounds like you're in for a treat.

Response to: So, Some Gay Kid Keeps Hitting On M Posted February 1st, 2011 in General

I say you screw him so hard, he gets a rectal tear. Then, he'll lose all interest in you.

Response to: What anime gave you diabetes Posted February 1st, 2011 in General

Teen Titans.

What anime gave you diabetes

Response to: Rant Time! Posted February 1st, 2011 in General

A review is utterly shit pointless if you're not making any effort to advise the animator on HOW he can approve. If you feel the need to make a witty condescending criticism, then take it to PM. You don't need to publish how witty you are, that's not the damn point of the review section.

And I don't know where you're getting this idea that reviews nowadays are boring. I enjoy Spazkid and psychicpebble's reviews. Brutal, honest, but offers friendly advice at the same time.

Lastly, lol @ alts/butt buddies attacking everyone for disagreeing with this thread. Honestly, what's the argument here? Freedom of expression or freedom of being a /b/ jackass in the reviews section? I really wonder.

Response to: Browser wont load certain sites >.< Posted February 1st, 2011 in General

I remember a long time ago I had a similar error. I don't remember too well, but I do remember I had to adjust the Internet Options because some spyware changed it on its own. You might wanna try looking at your Internet Options and making sure nothing is out of the ordinary.

Response to: Rant Time! Posted February 1st, 2011 in General

Waaaaaaah, why can't I flame people in reviews? Rules suuuuuuuuck, wah.

Response to: Draw an NG user Posted February 1st, 2011 in General

I drew Bryan as well.

Draw an NG user

Response to: So i got bored of my fleshlight... Posted February 1st, 2011 in General

This thread title is misleading. I came here expecting to see a long list of tube-like items you would replace your fleshlight with.

Response to: Friends getting into fights Posted February 1st, 2011 in General
At 2/1/11 02:20 AM, Ass-Crumb wrote:
At 2/1/11 02:17 AM, StrapOnFetus wrote: Alright "asscrumb" heres what you gotta do.....make her a drink get her all pumped up, then slip her some klonopin. Dude trust me, she will forget the whole thing. And as a added bonus, you can fuck her while she's past out! Trust me bro it will work ;)
wait what the fuck?

why would i drug her and rape her, i really don't understand what the fuck this would achieve

She would be too busy pressing rape charges on you instead of worrying about fighting the other girl.

Response to: god misses the point again Posted February 1st, 2011 in General

Not only did the OP make another retarded, pointless religion thread which we've seen millions of already, but he also manages to prove that he has the grammar skills of a hermit crab. Like the poster before me said: Die please.

Response to: Maple Syrup on breakfast meats? Posted January 31st, 2011 in General

They have frozen breakfast sausages that are maple flavored, so I don't think it's out of the norm.

Response to: Describe your penis... Posted January 31st, 2011 in General
At 1/31/11 12:14 AM, Gagsy wrote: The Invisible Man

Awww. You could always construct a penis with your post count. :)

Response to: Why is Cammy from Street Fighter... Posted January 31st, 2011 in General

Creme fraiche

Response to: Why do noobs dislike Egoraptor? Posted January 30th, 2011 in General
At 1/30/11 11:25 PM, ChrisLovejoy wrote:
At 1/30/11 11:22 PM, ChrisHatejoy wrote: Once again, I'll have to agree with my inferior half.
who are you i must know but before that i will kiss your face

Not in that skimpy top you won't.

Response to: Describe your penis... Posted January 30th, 2011 in General

In your mouth

Response to: Why do noobs dislike Egoraptor? Posted January 30th, 2011 in General
At 1/30/11 08:39 PM, ChrisLovejoy wrote: Because in his early stuff there was actually dialog, not JKASHDKJASHDKHASDKASHUD PUNCH SCREAM KSJDFHDKSJFH RANDUM FACE. He started to care less about making it funny and more about making it look fancy.

Once again, I'll have to agree with my inferior half.

Response to: How sexy is Tom Fulp? Posted January 30th, 2011 in General

If I were ChrisLovejoy, I would ride Tom like a bronco.

Response to: Naruto Hidden-blades RP signup Posted January 29th, 2011 in General
At 1/29/11 12:43 AM, ChrisLovejoy wrote:
At 1/29/11 12:38 AM, ChrisHatejoy wrote: Damn, you guys are giving it to him hard.
Are you gonna level up or what man.

No :c

Response to: Naruto Hidden-blades RP signup Posted January 29th, 2011 in General

Damn, you guys are giving it to him hard.

Response to: To all atheist? Posted January 29th, 2011 in General

Mo-ni already steamrolled this thread.

Response to: I think my little brother is gay... Posted January 28th, 2011 in General

The only sure way of finding out is to make love to him. If he likes it, he's gay.

Response to: Do you think? Posted January 28th, 2011 in General

None of us think. Take a look around.

Response to: Naruto Hidden-blades RP signup Posted January 28th, 2011 in General
At 1/28/11 06:53 PM, Acid-Paradox wrote: Name : Cowboy Puppy

Blood limit : AOB+

height : 78976546987

weight : He's fat

Age : 69

Gender : Transexual

Alignment : Turtle

Birth Country : Bat Country

Village : The Village People

Special : SUPER SEXY KICK

I seriously just rofl'd at "super sexy kick".

Response to: Naruto Hidden-blades RP signup Posted January 28th, 2011 in General
At 1/28/11 07:37 PM, XD0042006 wrote: i do not understand why everyone finds this thread to be humorous i do not see the joke here. the op made this thread with a serious state of mind and should be treated as so

This is Newgrounds. What do you expect?

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