If it isn't obvious already, I moved accounts. It's in my sig, newspost, and now here. So, stuff. Check out the new account, I'll post here with it soon, and it's name doesn't suck like CHP.

At 7/21/09 12:08 PM, ratchet103 wrote: so we're all astronauts (and kosmonauts).

Pirates in space? Hell yes.

All this sarcasm is making me JIZZ IN MY PANTS.

At 7/21/09 11:49 AM, Eggys wrote:

At 7/19/09 09:02 PM, CHP wrote: I would be a kickass lawyer.

You better have a dumb as hell jury.

This is newgrounds. Thats no problem.

At 7/19/09 11:08 PM, JackPhantasm wrote: You should run for president with that as your campaign slogan.

"You are a pirate, and my cat is a liger."

Expect it.

Coloring books ftw.

At 7/19/09 09:47 PM, MrPercie wrote: Who says I drive? I get a grappling hook and grapple to the next building.

Then you are a ninja!

At 7/19/09 09:33 PM, Ptcfast wrote: Second thought, make me a signature with a "purplesawdust" theme.

You mean gay right?

be more specific.

At 7/19/09 09:32 PM, Fendi wrote: Make me a sig, surprise me, stick Fendi on there thats all i'd like, i need a signature anyway... Hahaha

Surprise!

Forgot pic.

Bandwidth just died, I'll be slow with sigs.

At 7/19/09 09:30 PM, KrevZabijak wrote: Something reminiscent of Ghost in the Shell:Stand Alone Complex. -And- put my name on something.

I'm very demanding. :)

I don't do your anime stuff.

Pee ess: Imma join.

What?

At 7/19/09 08:42 PM, XIII13 wrote: Type C: Newgrounders.

You forgot us, douchebag.

Type C.

At 7/19/09 09:21 PM, RocketBean wrote: Srsly, who would take this as advice?

A pirate thats who.

Why not?

I can tell when someone makes up a random sense so they can post here.

An elephant.

Because I said so.

I've been doing some thinking, and I realized we are all pirates (at least the people who drive cars.)

Rocks hurt when they hit you right?
Getting hit with a rock hurts right?
Therefore rocks are evil.
Water is also in a sense evil because people could drown in it.
Knowing that and the fact that great villains think alike, rocks and water are one and the same.
What is a road made of? Asphalt.
What is asphalt? Rocks.
Since rocks and water are the same when we drive we drive on water.
If that is true our cars are boats and we are pirates.
So if we're pirates that means that companioned dogs are parrots (according to the stereotype).
If a dog is a parrot, dogfood is crackers because polly wants a cracker.
If dog food is crackers then crackers must be dog food, which means my cat is a liger.
I would be a kickass lawyer.

If you take this seriously you fail at life.

At 7/19/09 08:51 PM, MrPercie wrote: Well I dont know what they both are.

Optimistic = always happy.
Pessimistic = PESSED (ohoho) off at one thing or another ALL THE TIME.

Misleading title is misleading.

You wouldn't be anti-depressed if your dead from lack of sleep.

Your an ugly-ass emo. Most of the people like you think the same way. The anti-christ sure as hell believes in god too, so, yeah.

When I see someone, I analyze their look first, obviously. Now no one can really say they see personality first, because thats just ignorant. If you say an ant, you wouldn't see it's personality first.
After that I usually try to talk to them, and according to their response I know what kind of person they are. Then I probe a little deeper according to their personality type, and after I know what kind of person they are and the analyzing is complete.
I look at life as shoving out anything bad or dramatic, and keeping in thoughts of happiness. I remember the good times during the bad times, or I might (if it's bad enough) think of how it could be worse. So I'm very much of an optimistic person. Only one person has seen me in a bad mood when I think about it.

What is this cancel button you speak of?

I'll give you a hint, it doesn't say "Yes, proceed".

Fuck yes.

Pink Elephants & Lemonade-Full, by DaGrahamCraka Type: SongGenre: Trance

People...his sig.

This.

How Not to Time Travel., by AlexTraynor Type: Movie Rating: Ages 17+

Topic is misleading.

Wait...what do you want us to do?

Should have been titled "Girl shows her pussy", but that might've been over the top.

No pictures from me.

1. I wish you would use a search bar.
2. I wish people wouldn't keep remaking this exact thread.
3. I wish I had a donut.