1,376 Forum Posts by "Chozz"
At 11/22/05 08:37 AM, nikola0 wrote: this old joke isnt very funny but you tried but your skills of writing made it kinda sad...
bad joke...
oh yeah, i dont see you trying...
jesus christ some people take things to seriously... LEARN TO TAKE A FRIGIN JOKE, and dont critisize those who are just trying to have a little fun... or dont post
what is this "dick" you speak of...
isn't dick short for Richard, i dont have richard???
better than me, i cant roll, fullstop.
My fingers arent made for rolling, only for playing guitar :)
At 11/22/05 08:22 AM, Heretic_X wrote: Another good womens sport is tennis. Those skirts fly up so fast you'd think you were watching lesbian porn!
Oh yeah :P
and those orgasm noises :P, just imagine this sexy beast playing tennis....
At 11/22/05 08:24 AM, nnykilledme wrote: You should show it to your mom again while she is showering.
Why not my dad???
So im sat at the computer having a nice engaging conversation with my friend... and he gives me a link to this website about a gay game he likes to play. Then a really wierd pop-up comes up, with a picture of a nude women. Then all of a sudden, i get this wierd sensation in the lower part of my body. I look down, and there is this huge lump :(
So i go to the toilet to check it out... and there is this huge, bone like muscle, sticking out, I am worried sick by now. So i go downstairs, to seek help from my mum on what this "diesease is" and she shouts "Oh MY goodness!" covers her eyes and runs out the front door.
Guys im really scared... what is this wierd sensation im feeling, and does anyone else have this disease/illness, if so how can i cure it.
At 11/22/05 07:45 AM, 2good2b4goten wrote: Hell yea, nothing like a bunch of girls playing with eachother on the beach, that came out more disturbing than I intended...
Its like that song,
"sex on the beach"
but replace the "sex" part with "volleyball"
i think i heard one of there songs,,
private eye
thats there only good one as far as im concerned... otherwise.... they fail
At 11/22/05 05:10 AM, -poppycock- wrote: 40km ball? Isn't that like, a large asteroid?
no, its served at 40km speed-wise... jeez
At 11/22/05 02:44 AM, T-Spawn wrote: Why do people think its gay, not that i do it but im confused why you guys here consider it worse than Stalin.
Masterbating to gay porn if your a male is gay... my friend. But here, masterbation is the key to life...
Learn well my friend
ball....
So i wake up this morning, gotta day off school, so i decide to sit around in my underwear for a bit (until i can be arsed to do something productive), and i turn the Tv on too watch some classic television. I switch too the music channel, nothing but those ego-centric popstar whores, so i change to cartoons, and at this time in the morning they play all those shitty kid stuff (which is ok, but i wasnt in the mood to be reminded of my younger self). So i change to the sport channels to see whats on.
And there it is, balls flying everywhere, 40km balls being played to and fro, bouncing and smacking people in the face, lots of guys and the occasional girls getting pleasure from the balols they play with. It was great, volleyball, i mean, how the hell do u serve a 40km ball, and return it and have such decent rallies!! Those japanese players are crazy, its like, when they play you cant even see them hit the frigin ball!! When they show the replay, its like they are still running around preety fast!!!
Man i love volleyball... especially womens volleyball :P
At 11/21/05 10:29 AM, Thorfalcon wrote:At 11/21/05 09:41 AM, anonymous_08 wrote: I think this pic is quite apropriate.No, actually its not. You're just a stupid 15 year-old.
i can second that
At 11/21/05 10:06 AM, AltAccountOfDoom wrote: I made you a fat guy with a hat!
harshhhh
wow those are two really great songs...
Thanks guys :):)
*hugs*
At 11/20/05 03:05 PM, cementsocks wrote: You guys are all fruits, you know that??
(heh I made a funny! :_D)
FAIL
porcupine tree- deadwing
umm since you like punk
nirvana- nevermind
thats kinda punky
At 11/20/05 02:55 PM, Seanmlr wrote: i like pumpkin pie, but hey melon in the morning isint bad
my kiwi eats your pumpkin pie
At 11/20/05 02:54 PM, wismty wrote: I like bananas...
my kiwi eats your banana
At 11/20/05 02:50 PM, Link50000 wrote: my evil is calling tom fulp a "n00b" cos thats very bad and deffo not true
TOM U FUCKING N00B!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ahahaha
leave faith alone...
