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Response to: It hurts when I blink Posted February 7th, 2006 in General
At 2/7/06 09:58 AM, seshiro wrote: Can anybody give me a good reason why it hurts when I open my eyes

Possible eye strain?

Or its just eye cancer, nothing to worry about.
Response to: Hello Ng Users Posted February 7th, 2006 in General
At 2/7/06 10:37 AM, 1Dizmal1 wrote: Please click watch and review http://www.newground..m/portal/view/288746

Sure, you have my blam point :)

Response to: im addicted Posted February 7th, 2006 in General
At 2/7/06 10:29 AM, Enoll wrote: Put your hands down my pants.

It won't cure your addiction, but it'll make this soul happy.

Can i aswell? I'm feeling a bit lonely, and it'll make my soul happy aswell =)

Response to: Quick, shower orgy plz! Posted February 6th, 2006 in General
At 2/6/06 10:52 AM, -Fluker- wrote: I need help.

Can't get the SHAMPOO out of this TUBE. Maybe if I RUB the TUBE it will release the SHAMPOO.

lol sexual innuendo

So i'll squeeze it really hard, not rub, squeeze, the tube is to hard to be rubbed. It needs a good squeeze. Hang on, uh uh, EURGH. WHY IS THE SHAMPOO GREEN??!! ohhhhh... you use head an shoulders...

Response to: no school for me. Posted February 6th, 2006 in General

Yeap, I'm "ill"

Response to: Quick, shower orgy plz! Posted February 6th, 2006 in General

Ay up, whats this white stuff running down my leg...

Response to: Rockers and emos and the like... Posted February 6th, 2006 in General

Oh, well sorry for not looking like everyone else...

Fucking communists
Response to: uh oh... im in serious trouble Posted February 6th, 2006 in General

Shoot them both, and there families. That'll help.

Response to: Moment. Posted February 6th, 2006 in General

A Moment

Response to: whats youre second language? Posted February 6th, 2006 in General

My first language is English. But my second language is tagalog, my mother is from the phillipines, but i can't speak a fucking word of it anymore. Nice to know theres more phillipino blood on newgrounds!

Response to: How do you stroke it? Posted February 6th, 2006 in General
At 2/6/06 09:11 AM, Rhetorik wrote:
At 2/6/06 09:11 AM, madknt wrote: ive only ever driven automatics.
Do you keep the crankshaft well lubricated?

Ahahaha. I use KY Jelly on my crankshaft. It seems to work better than any othe lube.

Response to: What's waiting on the other side? Posted February 6th, 2006 in General

Hopefully on the other side, theres a big fat vagina. :D

Nah seriously, what i think?
I think its gonna be a galaxy parallel to ours, same people but theres something ever so slightly different about them, and the world they live on.

Response to: I am your new ground Posted February 6th, 2006 in General
At 2/6/06 09:45 AM, -fenix- wrote:
At 2/6/06 09:44 AM, iNiSHMoRE wrote: ok.
ok.

ok.

Response to: School! Posted February 6th, 2006 in General
At 2/6/06 07:07 AM, gotflash wrote:
At 2/6/06 07:06 AM, Intracate wrote:
At 2/6/06 06:09 AM, CaptinChu wrote: Another early riser, as myself.

I wake up at 5:00. It's punishing, but you get used to it.
5:00. I wake up at 4:30 A.M.
pfffffft i wake up at 4:29:59.

I dont sleep.

Response to: Stop Bitching Slipknot! Posted February 6th, 2006 in General
At 2/6/06 08:01 AM, madknt wrote:
linkin park > slip knot. BY FAR!
nu-metal > metal.

Slipknot >
Jay Major

Response to: "gangsta" at my school Posted February 6th, 2006 in General

This is absoloutley awful. Why the hell would you sing about your own name? And spell it out for us? oh rite, he's probally a bit illiterate, and can't spell... Oh and i forgot i thinks he's an "ATTENTION WHORE".

Fuckin' Wannabe's. What kinda lyric is

"Cause im good for you, like cheerios"

and

"its time to shine like tin foil"

I wish there was an eye-rolly emotiocon.

Response to: Stop Bitching Slipknot! Posted February 6th, 2006 in General

Man he's pretty good on guitar... to be honest with you, all music, whether its from rap- classical, or even hitting your head with a spoon... has musical talent.

Response to: the sims Posted February 6th, 2006 in General
At 2/6/06 07:29 AM, JesseRay wrote:
At 2/6/06 07:23 AM, madknt wrote: cheat for lots of money..
build a wicked house..
3 Day Party
kill everyone..
It gets boring playing it properly.

Yeah... same shit different day. And it sucks when you do all the jobs.

Response to: come here to throw stuff Posted February 6th, 2006 in General
At 2/6/06 05:27 AM, carci wrote: yo come here to throght stuff at another person like so "throws frige at next user"

Seriously, learn to spell... *throws dictionary at carci*

Response to: Classic rock is overrated. Posted February 6th, 2006 in General

If it wasn't for people like Jimi Hendrix, none of the bands we enjoy would be here today. I think the likes of Jimi Hendrix, inspired many great bands today.

Response to: School! Posted February 6th, 2006 in General

Amazing, thanks for that. Really appreciate it.

Response to: Should i change my name on NG? Posted February 6th, 2006 in General
At 2/6/06 05:47 AM, JustinBianchi wrote: i changed my name; and now I'm uncool.
So change it now before anyone gets attached to the old one, to something short and catchy

Like Jizz or sumthin..

Response to: wristbands Posted February 6th, 2006 in General
At 2/6/06 05:45 AM, Stick09 wrote: they secrete lameness. Never liked them nevr will.

What is this? A fan?

Response to: drunk and cought by parents ok? Posted February 5th, 2006 in General

Wow, and last night I grew a bush out my ass and then smoked it.

Response to: i wont draw you thread Posted February 5th, 2006 in General
At 2/5/06 12:25 PM, jim_bob_jones wrote: because i'm too damn lazy

amen to that.

Response to: Its time to rebuild a Newgrounds... Posted February 5th, 2006 in General
At 2/5/06 12:15 PM, Broken_souls wrote: Newgrounds isn't a cow so you can't milk it! Silly...

Chocolate Newgrounds would be a much better idea. Want me to get the pumps and pipe lines set up?

Bagsie lighting!

Response to: Advertise in my ... Posted February 5th, 2006 in General

-Chozz-

please :)

Response to: Best Blonde Joke Ever! Posted February 5th, 2006 in General

I cant find the joke =(

hehe just kiddin.
Response to: uploading Posted February 5th, 2006 in General
At 2/5/06 09:14 AM, remmurd wrote: thx my sitster will be beggin for me 2 take that video down

Link please :P newgrounds needs to see...

Response to: your mom Posted February 5th, 2006 in General

That guy really fucks me off. Its not even funny! All the chavs in my school say that, its pathetic.

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