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At 2/12/09 01:18 PM, FatherSuperior wrote: If a male panda doesn't know how to mate we should be questioning if it should be mating in the first place. Besides, can pandas interpret videos through a screen?

Well they do have eyes and a brain lol...

biggie smalls
jadakiss
nas
game
tupac
jay z
mobb deep
asher roth
beanie sigel
big l
styles p
cassidy
d block
dmx
fabolouse
wu tang
immortal technique
rick ross
juelz santana
lupe fiasco
papoose
saigon
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...Brandy, a box of beer's, and a cheap bottle of cava have been consumed. It started out a normal saturday, 7 friends including myself had nothing better to do than try and kill what little of their livers they had left. Everyone was enjoying themselves, everyone was wasted, and everyone was at friend number 1 and 2's house. As the night wore on the alcohol took it's toll, so me and three of the other friend's, drunkenly drove to the local 24 hour shop to buy more beverages to lift our spirits. We didnt buy much but we bought enough for everyone to carry on partying.

But this is where i suppose things turn for the worse, when we returned to the house me and the remaining troops found out that one of our companions had gone home, while the other two, number 1 and another, had gone to a girls house thinking they would fare better with just the two of them there, instead of a whole army of drunken teenagers. Now with less people and more alcohol it was obvious things might get out of hand, but we carried on drinking anyway.

Now friend number 1 is a serious serious gamer, i mean Xbox 360 on release week, chipped with something like 120 + games, 40 inch samsung hdtv, surround sound, he LIVES for it! And i'd like to add, the 120 + are all either near completion, completed, or have very important save data such as Forza 2, Gran Turismo, Alone in the Dark, GTA IV, so its obvious he has spent days if not weeks playing the thing. We were in the house with his brother, friend number 2, who had enough and fallen asleep in his bedroom, or should i say passed out on his bedroom floor, so leaving him be we migrated to number 1n's room, and as you can probably tell, the tv and xbox are THE focal point of his humble abode, if not the house. So naturally it was switched on and fucked around with, i suppose better judgement would have told any of us to stop right there but the alcohol fueled us on.

Now friend number 1 obviously being rather fond of his pride and glory has a password on it, meaning there isnt much you can do, apart from navigate around the dashboard. After a while we had explored every nook and cranny, every page, until we come across a line of text that reads something like 'Delete Profile? Yes A, No B', in response to this friend number 3, ME! says something like 'Do ya dare meh t deleeet iz' profile'? followed by girlish giggling and a goofy grin im assuming. Now ill add that not in a million year's would this happen, i would eat my very thumb before i would push A. But the alcohol was in my blood, id asked the question, and two very drunken friends though that it was a good idea.

After about 2 seconds of hesitation the drunken friends had dived towards me to try and get me to press the button, also fueled on by alcohol but im sure they too feel the same way about the subject as i do. Now with the alcohol, and the adrenaline of my friends diving at me, and the excitement, i pressed A. Now i dont think the few seconds we sat there in silence, in the dark, after the button had been pressed were long, but they felt like an eternity. But we, or I had done it, it was gone, there was no more friend number 1n's profile, no more game saves, nothing, nada, zilch, squat, ABSOLUTLEY FUCK ALL! I can assure you our faces were identical to the one ive used for the thread mood, sheer dread ripped through me and i didnt expect to survive the next day.

Now being the men we are we waited for number 1 to return and told him of my mistake, NOT! We hightailed it the fuck outa there, leaving number 2 unconscious on his floor. Now heres the interesting part, number 1 who went to the girls house hadnt got lucky, but his friend had, so left alone downstairs in her house while the other two got busy upstair's, in his drunken state he decided he wold consume all the alcohol she had aqquired for her night. He's still suffering the worst hangover immaginable in history, his friend carried him to a taxi, dragged him to his room and left his lying fully clothed on his bed. He hasnt turned on his light, opened his curtains, or played his xbox since.

Now i could see this as a godsend, as it gives me options. I could come clean, and suffer multiple broken bones, bruises, cuts, mental scarring ,and a hospital visit, orr i could format his harddrive and play it off as a mechanical fault before he gets chance to play and pretend to know none the wiser, or sabotage his set up completly and pretend i know none the wiser also.

But i cant bring myself to decide. So, Newground's, I need help?

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VLC'S giving me an error message im gonna downlaod the latest version. thanks though!

Saying thats a deathwish on this site lmao

Dont know if this is the right place to ask but ive downloaded a dvd series and each episode is in avi format. When i play an episode in Windows media player, or Realplayer there isnt any audio atall. Can anyone help??

dead rising and gow are awesome. only games good on live are cod4 and gta but youve got a ps3 for that. get the xbox for the 360 exclusives and keep ur ps3 for live. simple really lol.

fuck a shotgun just use a p90. im not too up to date with xbl but it works good on multiplayer

At 4/10/08 02:04 PM, Unholy-Kraken wrote:

At 4/10/08 02:02 PM, chomp wrote: Not too educated on the ins and outs of bike mechanics but, i was just wondering if it's possible to put gears on a BMX bike. If not could someone please explain why?

That is the stupidest thing I've ever heard.
First of all, why the fuck would you ruin a BMX like that?
Second, it would be a bitch to install
Third, if you don't know that much about a bike, you shouldn't have one.

Calm the fuck down. How is it ruining it? the whole point of gears is to be able to ride on unleveled ground, and i live in a hilly area, only bike frame i have is a bmx one with a single speed cog, so please tell me why the fuck it would be stupid to put them on? Thank you for answering my question. i dont see any laws against it, i can ride it, i know a bit about it, so who are you to tell me not to? Pointless negitivity. its people like you who make these forums a shithole.

Not too educated on the ins and outs of bike mechanics but, i was just wondering if it's possible to put gears on a BMX bike. If not could someone please explain why?

12 year olds shouldnt bench a thing. your body isnt developed enough apparently. i started weight training when i was about 15 and have had no problems but i was discouraged from it when i was about 13/14.

At 1/10/08 03:42 PM, The-Great-One wrote: Here's another one of me.

Place my username on it, don't really care... (same with the Santa pic)

LMAOLMAOLMAO!

At 1/17/08 06:20 PM, Dew wrote: You can make an animating sig, you just have to do it with the specifications.

HOLY-SHIT. My flash skills had better b as good as i left them.

At 1/17/08 06:17 PM, NG-Unit wrote: yeah RobbyKillAll's were awesome

but they were gone a long time ago, why post it now?

Just looked at an old PM and had a wave of nostalgia i suppose.

...Animated sig's. Especially RoobyKillAll's, they were pretty awesome. Was there any reason given for them being left out of the redesign? Anyone else miss something significant from the Predesign or Classic NG?

At 1/17/08 06:06 PM, absent wrote:
What was your thread title? If it was really short (three characters or less if I remember correctly),

That's probably what it was, thanks for the advice. You can always rely n a reg.

At 1/17/08 05:56 PM, Timmy wrote: You had your topic deleted even before you even posted it?

That has to be some sort of record.

No, it was'nt deleted by mods, i don't think, just some sort of glitch when i tried to post my topic.

Just tried to make a new topic and got a illigal text pop up. There wasnt anything wrong at all.

mod's! :(.

At 1/17/08 05:41 PM, AngryBanana wrote: wut

HAHA, almost uncanny.

almost >:(.

At 1/17/08 03:52 PM, Scarab-Stalk33r wrote: Yeah, Misery is quite good, though not my favourite one by King. That'd have to go to It probably, though I really want to read Rage. The film is supposed to be good; I think Kathy Bates won an Oscar for playing Annie.

It's my first King book, and to be honest i was quite impressed not taken the place as my favourite author, even though i dont have one, but good none the less.

At 1/17/08 03:52 PM, BenjaminBigelow Wrote:

never read it, sounds good though.

You should its a good read.

And mmmmmmmmaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnn is annie fucked up! I really recommend this to anyone whos into gory shit and a good storyline. Its not brilliant, but it kept me wanting to read more. Misery by Steven King if anyone isnt with me. It was made into a film but i havent seen it and i assume its probably shit and wouldnt do the book justice. I practically felt shivers down my spine when she "hobbled" him, and my legs seemed to ache when he described his injuries lol. If anyone isnt into reading i think this might be a good place to start, and if your too immature to accept reading as the source of entertainment it is...well fuck you you closed minded fool. x

your only cool if you remember the tick!

Haha.

At 1/10/08 05:22 PM, InsertFunnyUserName wrote: Well, how large are the files?

It might be your connection. Try restarting either your computer or your router.

If that doesn't work, try another torrent of the same thing. Torrents with more seeders tend to go faster.

Just movies and game .iso's. nothing over 8 gig. The download speed seems to be the problem it always holds at 100kb or less and never above. My internet connection is 8mb and has never caused me any trouble yet. And i do this reguaraly, i start to download five and keep the fastest two, but they still take a long time to 100%.

... ,anyone know how to speed them up? im using bitcomet 0.96 freeware and some of my download's seem to take year's. Just wondering if anyone knows a tweak with the setting's to locate more seeder's?

At 1/9/08 05:52 PM, Reed wrote:

At 1/9/08 05:44 PM, chomp wrote: LOL, ha yeah i get what you both mean, from what ive heard of the storyline it dosent sound too bad. He grows up watching martial arts films and thinks the stunts are real so follows them as examples, amirite?

no?

That must be his actually life story then. oops.

At 1/9/08 05:33 PM, yurgenburgen wrote: Yeah, I have the 2-disc DVD. It's awesome. The stunts are incredible, and I'm not a huge martial arts fan. I thought the acting was over-the-top in a good way, it kept the film light-hearted while being impressive. Like a scene where one guy is being chased by a gang, suddenly he acquires a weapon and wields it at the crew, who stop dead in their tracks. Then, a kid with a bucket of huge blades walks past saying "Knives for sale... knives for sale..." Obviously this would be too perfect to happen in real life, but it works well.

LOL, ha yeah i get what you both mean, from what ive heard of the storyline it dosent sound too bad. He grows up watching martial arts films and thinks the stunts are real so follows them as examples, amirite?

At 1/9/08 05:24 PM, ksun wrote: the story and acting sucks but the fighting is worth watching it. Sometimes it gets ridiculous though I think in one of his movies they throw an elephant

Ridiculous can be fun. if its a good 2 hours of violence i dont think imma be bothered about shitty acting or a storyline. thanks.

Heard nothing but awesomeness about this film, well only my friend has told me about it. So i was just wondering is it really awesome? Worth the DVD price or not? Apparently hes like Bruce Lee, Jackie Chan, and Jet Li all rolled up into one skinny Muay Thai boxer guy which dosent sound bad at all.

At 1/9/08 05:09 PM, Dr-Nefarious wrote: Ok so I am 15 years old (16 in a month) and have not hit puberty yet ( I know its fucking weird) and I found out that two hot bisexual chicks want to have a threeesome with me. What do I do?
Like I am the luckiest person ever except for not hitting puberty. This sucks.

Puberty as in no hair or no sperm, if its the hair get them drunk make a lame excuse and they'll forget about it. If its the sperm then they'll just think you can last for ages.