I have an Epi SG, and it serves me well. I like how it sounds, and how it plays. I think I have snapped one or two string since I bought it, almost three years ago, and never since I switched to 0.10 strings. I think Ibanez is a pretty good brand, their guitar have very fast necks and a good distorted tone, I wouldn't mind having an RG, but I hate the clean tone of every Ibanez I've played. As for Les Pauls, the fact that Robert Fripp, Jan Akkerman, Jimmy Page and Steve Hackett among maaany others have gotten such incredible souds of them I think means they can't be that terrible.
Now, can we just drop the subject, like, forever?