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your hatred of people is indicative of having a smell pen0r

that is a mighty fine cactus you have there. I'd like to ask for your cactus' hand in marriage, good sir.

I just want to take a moment introduce any of you who might be interested in my favorite source for True Crime Stories.

TruTv's Crime Library

If you're interested in reading about truly fucked up and horrible real life crime and seeing just how appalling and irredeemable the human race truly is go here. Also it's not all gloom and doom, some of this is actually pretty funny.
here are some examples on both sides of the spectrum.

top 10 bestiality case of 2011

jury convicts man for orally raping baby to death :/

most embarrassing arrests

ok that's enough of that shit.

If you poke around you can find lots of stories about all sorts of truly horrifying and truly hilarious (sometimes both) stories. Serial Killers, Gangster, Terrorists and the like.

Very interesting. I've always been a fan of horror, and the scariest part about these cases are that they are true and that's the most disturbing thing of all.

enjoy.

once my friend and I finished a nice size bottle of Patron Tequila in order 30 minutes, my gay friend picked us up and drove us to his house, i guess we were chanting "PATRON! PATRON!" When we got to his house I wound up shitting myself when I sat down on his couch. They threw me into the shower, the gay one actually stripped me out of my clothes, fortunately.

batman is definitely smarterer than superman. superman is just eye candy and has a lot of super powers but Batman has the batbrains, and the bat cock, and we love brainy bat cockery.

At 8/2/13 03:05 PM, VJF wrote: My favorite wild animal is a drone Alien. I mean look, isn't it cute!

so fucking adorable. I want one.

Srs!

actually my favorite wild animal is teh OWLZ!
especially Screech Owls, they are the trolliest of owls, especially in residential neighborhoods.
My friend had a pair of screech owls move into the palm tree across the street, their screeches made it impossible for him to get a good nights sleep. I blame them for him turning to meth.
The moral of the story is that Screech owls are awesome because they ruin lives through sleep deprivation.
The End

Your Mom! haaaaaaaaaaa.

he should go gay, then it's acceptable to be a whore. I think. YAY! Gay Whores. <3 <3

Double Bastard

double bastard ALE is the best

fuck everything else

At 8/1/13 07:04 PM, Darthdenim wrote:

At 8/1/13 06:30 PM, Sense-Offender wrote: hmm...

People are saying that's probably a 70's model Sentinel, and not the updated ones.

does it dance like John Travolta? because that's enough to get the mutants to mass suicide.

how about this: Stop being such a pussy!

At 7/25/13 12:34 PM, mokceryman wrote: i am gay

pm me

here's my ship

it's about damn time.

pass

Things we lost in the fire.

ba zing...

it's just too damned good

here are all the fucks I give:

save your Dama for your MAMA

At 8/1/13 12:35 PM, tox wrote: do you have any information that you can provide to prove you are a "Real newgrounder"?

an account does not count you could be from anywhere

tom fulp's penis is 7 feet long and made of steel.

In 1996 Oscar Meyer developed an Ad to appeal to Urban Youth:

Banned Lunchablez Commercial.

ok my favorite films in no particular order:

Blue Velvet
Nofx: backstage passport (do music thingies count?)
Pan's Labyrinth
Ichi The Killer
Pulp Fiction
The Seven Beauties ( yeah holocaust films are so fucking funny)
Donnie Darko
A Clockwork Orange (book too)
SLC PUNK
TAXI DRIVER
We are the Strange
Cannibal Holocaust
Dead Alive
Meet the Feebles
Cripple Masters
Gay Anal Rampage 7

ok I'm JK, I mean about everything but that last one.
Thanks
-CHMP

didn't spawn killl the devil and god? I think spawn would win. Though I like Deadpool more.

PewdiePie is a fuckhead though, and Toby is a massive sellout. I watch actual professionals who don't have a gaming channel because their ONLY channel is their gaming channel.

I understand that, since it is console specific and if you only want one game and just want to watch the story play out. Still though, that's only one game that has a valid excuse.

so far our main reason is lack of funds and or laziness, seem to tie in together because it's not that hard to get a fucking job. I've been working for the last 12 years of my life and I'm 28 so figure that shit out :P

At 7/25/13 07:42 AM, Falonefal wrote: Some people just aren't born with a silver spoon in their mouths like you OP and don't have computers good enough for those games or consoles, and have to watch people play.

However, I enjoy watching Day9 play games occasionally because he tells neat stories and usually is really entertaining to watch, I'm not watching 'Day9 play a game', I'm watching 'Day9 play a game'.

hey buddy, nobody said I was rich so don't be throwing out accusations of a silver spoon in my mouth. It doesn't cost that much to rent a fucking game and chances are if you're into gaming you can and have purchased gaming equipment before.
II say get a job to support your habit just like the drug addicts do.

My Dick cost a late night fee, your dick, got the HIV..

At 7/25/13 02:35 AM, koopahermit wrote: lelz brofist. Pewds in fnny 'n' awesome. i luv his epic videos. sawag.

... that explains everything, thank you.

At 7/25/13 02:35 AM, Psycho666 wrote: Is its a good troll? Or a bad troll?

lolz

all of the above

have a job, lots of friends, travel a lot, sell my body to old men for meth. blah.