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Response to: the horror story we wrote Posted May 14th, 2014 in General

yes i was quite pleased to see that the other members of NG took this as seriously as I did.
Great job guys. you really know how to make a girl feel special.

Response to: the horror story we wrote Posted May 13th, 2014 in General

At 5/13/14 03:41 PM, Clamstuffer wrote: Good ending.

yeah it turned out great. what with the skeleton popping out. we should submit it to creepasta.com

Response to: H.R Giger is dead Posted May 13th, 2014 in General

R.I.P. Giger. we mourn you.

the horror story we wrote Posted May 13th, 2014 in General

here is the complete horror story written by our NG Family, which is not unlike the manson family.

i call it "falling"

FALLING
by NG forum peeps

I sat mildly at the bus stop, exhausted from a day of dealing with angry morons over the phone. The job paid well but didn't seem worth it for the massive stress it inflicted on me.
I keep to myself and observe the people around me. there's an older lady with enormous breasts showing her cleavage as if it could compensate for the hideous face no doubt carved out from a life time of meth and alcohol and who knows what else. her black dress barely covered her robust figure. we had fifty minutes until the next bus arrived. I probably could have walked in that time period over to the street that would have the route take me home. Walking out in the ninety degree weather with the sun beating down on my delicate pale skin did not become an option.
I...Then a skeleton pĂ´pped out!
The spooky skilenton spooked the protagonist of this story. What will he do?!?!?
...began to twiddle my thumbs as I pondered how got myself in this situation. I had a job and a girlfriend and a family that loved me, but I couldn't remember any of them. What a single fall can do to a person is strange. The woman coughed violently and wheezed behind us. The older black gentleman groaned quietly in disgust. I continued to ponder until I realized that the wheezing and coughing slowly began to get worse and loud. Slowly, everyone began to turn to her. I noticed I had been the last one. A puddle of blood was forming as she clung to the wall behind the bus stop. The older black gentleman said to her...
HE DONE PEED HIMSLF!!1
"Ma'am you alright? Try to breathe!" This older gentleman went from being cold and not giving a crap to being concerned. With just reason. This woman who tried to cling to her youthful beauty like a greedy corporate lizard pinched pennies, was coughing up her bodily fluids. Essential fluids at that. The puddle grew only slightly larger than before stopping, as did the woman's hacking. She collapsed on to the sidewalk. A crowd beginning to gather around her. She was breathing faintly. As she was loaded into the back of the ambulance, I over heard how the paramedics didn't suspect her to live long. One of the paramedics came up to me right before I walked off to another bus stop. "Excuse me, but that woman want's to talk with you about something. Maybe she wants ask you a question. You should see what she wants." Why did that old woman want to chat with me?......
.. She whispered faintly into my ear "did you know you have a skeleton living inside of your body?" before fading away in front of me. I walked away from the whole affair in shock, and fear, could what the crazy woman said be true? Could I have a skeleton living inside of me? And then a skeleton popped out.
That was seven years ago to this day, a day I will never forget.

Early morning. Still dark out. The old chair screeched across the black laminate. I slumped down, a terrible hunger churning inside me, my head still foggy from binge drinking the night before.

I drank to forget... but what? Maybe it was the horrific events of that unfateful day, events that panged in the mind like the sharp sound of cymbals clashing from a wind-up monkey. Maybe it was her ghastly expression, the soulless eyes that haunted me, and those final chilling words that ran up and down my spine like needles piercing flesh. Maybe it was just the terrible fiction I had read the night prior before passing out in front the computer.

I poured my cereal. I somehow hadn't noticed the free prize advertised on the front of my Count Chocula. And then a skeleton popped out.

- The end

Response to: MTV sucks Posted May 13th, 2014 in General

nope, 80's youngster. it always has sucked.

Response to: Whats your Fetish? Posted May 13th, 2014 in General

butt secks

Response to: What states have you been to? Posted May 13th, 2014 in General

California, Oregon, Idaho, Nevada, Utah, Louisiana, Colorado

let's write a horror story together Posted May 13th, 2014 in General

I sat mildly at the bus stop, exhausted from a day of dealing with angry morons over the phone. The job paid well but didn't seem worth it for the massive stress it inflicted on me.
I keep to myself and observe the people around me. there's an older lady with enormous breasts showing her cleavage as if it could compensate for the hideous face no doubt carved out from a life time of meth and alcohol and who knows what else. her black dress barely covered her robust figure. we had fifty minutes until the next bus arrived. I probably could have walked in that time period over to the street that would have the route take me home. Walking out in the ninety degree weather with the sun beating down on my delicate pale skin did not become an option.
I...
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ok now you write some, then the next person, then the next. come on. let's make an awesome horror story.

Response to: Tom Has... Posted May 12th, 2014 in General

now it's at 17,002 fans. hahahaha. you lose! now give me gay anal.

Response to: Where Are You From? Posted May 12th, 2014 in General

i'm from california. explains a lot doesn't it?

Response to: Tom Has... Posted May 12th, 2014 in General

At 5/11/14 07:22 PM, poopmcfarts wrote: Someone will ruin it I'm sure.

i'm on my way

let's write make your own adventure Posted May 12th, 2014 in General

ok i didn't say chilly was going to write it. you write it you lazy prick. now go.

Response to: Flirting Posted May 12th, 2014 in General

I keep it simple. I pull out my penis and slap him/her in the face and scream like a banshee. works everytime.

Response to: The chat is down Posted May 12th, 2014 in General

oh yeah? well, i'm going to start my own NG chat! with blackjack and hookers! in fact, forget about the NG Chat and the blackjack.

Response to: I have an idea Posted April 24th, 2014 in General

ethnic cleansing?
that's nazi shit

Response to: CreepyPastas. Posted April 19th, 2014 in General

slimebeast is best beast

Response to: Sniffing stuff Posted April 18th, 2014 in General

i used to sniff the cocaine i would buy

Response to: If you discovered a new continent Posted April 18th, 2014 in General

kill all the white man

Response to: How do you like your coffee or tea Posted April 18th, 2014 in General

i like my coffee black, just like my metal

Response to: Evaluate your brain Posted April 16th, 2014 in General

At 4/16/14 12:32 AM, Thor wrote: I've done a lot of drugs, am bad at math and off my meds

3.2/10

you still have your hammer and hot chicks. be proud.

Response to: Music that has odd effects on you Posted April 16th, 2014 in General

a lover i don't have to love
this song reminds me of the love i lost
and it huuurts me deep inside
goddammit

Response to: Why Rape is Hilarious Posted April 16th, 2014 in General

he's upset about getting laid? what a pussy.
lol

Response to: heaviest drugs Posted April 16th, 2014 in General

Love am the heaviest droog

does porn have negative effects? Posted April 16th, 2014 in General

i don't mean on the people in the industry themselves.
do you think it is possible that watching pornography has negative effects, mentally, physically, psychosocially?
can pornography truly inspire ted bundys out there? acting out violent fantasies instilled by porn as he claimed days before his execution?
is it just simple entertainment and the people who take it too far are the same as alcoholics vs casual drinkers.
tell me what you think.

Response to: Evaluate your brain Posted April 16th, 2014 in General

my brain gets negative infinity.
don't do drugs.

Response to: Apologies, what's the point Posted April 16th, 2014 in General

never apologize for anything, ever.
unless you want forgiveness, but it's always about what YOu want, now isn't it?

Response to: Special ed Kid Taken to Court Posted April 16th, 2014 in General

in Texas we execute the mentally retarded

Response to: Biggest troll you ever pulled? Posted February 23rd, 2014 in General

Back in the day, I used to log on to the Marilyn Manson bbs. This was where I enraged many users with various trolls, culminating in posting a telephone number of someone I didn't care for saying it was my own. This person logged into the bbs later to state they had been receiving death threats. Lol.

Response to: Whatever happened to Superman? Posted February 21st, 2014 in General

At 2/21/14 08:12 PM, Sense-Offender wrote: Depends if you're watching Man of Steel or a better movie.

I watched Man of Steel. Superman just had to spoil the moody by shouting after he broke Zods neck.

Response to: I made a maze Posted February 21st, 2014 in General

I made a Dick Palace.