I would be elected , first of all I ain't fake I tell people things in no uncertain terms, I'm truly honest, another thing I didn't grow up rich in a mansion or in the suburbs or anything I live in an apartment in Atwater, Northeast Los Angeles, I don't consider myself poor, there's food in the house most of the time, I will become president of the United States, and be known as the real politician, who cusses when appropriate and who's occasional innapropriateness makes me human, I may not have the support of the grammar nazi party, BEECUZ SUMTIMES IT FUN 2 SPEEL LIEK DIS

no, but I wonder if you could sue them for having your childhood ruined with blues clues porn on their forums

Most of the time

I love it when little kids tell you a funny dirty joke so you can tell them yours and share it with a new generation

how many times has this been said

At 11/19/09 06:12 PM, Funzo123 wrote: On the cheek?

Pathetic.

on the dick

And Trump did the same thing to the words "you're fired" let's move on people

I'll eat anything that isn't poisonous, genitalia, or human

Don't worry my white friend, soon Mexicans will take over america

Faggot Fedration

EVERY LIVE ACTION SHOW SUBMITTED TO THAT CHANNEL WAS A FAIL

Hey, you guys didn't invite me

The FBI didn't stop 9/11 because some fag posted child porn on 4 chan

At 11/9/09 08:02 AM, TheMaster wrote: Also if you drink tap water, the government can read your thoughts.

I c what u did thar

what the fuck are those

At 11/5/09 08:04 PM, HighWayStar365 wrote: I almost started one. Instead of saying "no one cares", i'd say Shut up hippie."

other people started to use it, but it never caught on, though :(

Shut up hippie

"quotes are a bore"-Plato

One time there was a flaming car right across the street from my apartment

Noooooo

I said I was gonna stop procastinating tomorrow for all those years, and I never did

Kind of I like grease and sugar, but I also like grapes

I didn't have a pokemon pillow but I wanted one

pics or it didn't happen

a banana

At 11/3/09 04:52 PM, Emilerules97 wrote: Today at school there was this girl who apparently likes my friend, and that girl happens to be a girl nowhere who my friend hates. Now today he said that some girls asked him if he liked her and he said no, but apparently some girls understood maybe no means maybe
and then later in a class a girl came up to me and said that my friend said maybe and I said thats absolutely impossible coz my friend hunts hot chicks, not fat losers, (thats wut the girl who loves him is) so then the girl I talked to hates, and she told the girl who loves my friend, and I told my frined and HE hates me too. GrammarNazis attack!

Im like wtf, did he like her? or wut? Tomorrow Im gonna say my excuses and here comes your part:
what do you think i should do?

Learn yhe meaning of Socialism, it's a social problem not a socialism problem, socialism means a theory or system of social organization that advocates the vesting of the ownership and control of the means of production and distribution, of capital, land, etc., in the community as a whole . Understand probably not huh, dumbass

At 11/3/09 04:34 PM, Rokas1337 wrote:

At 11/3/09 04:33 PM, EvilJesus wrote: Damn I'm hungry.

Amen Brotha

who wants some fried chicken

I have a new dream

At 2/19/08 06:46 PM, angelsdecay666 wrote:

At 2/19/08 06:45 PM, WACKYANIMATION wrote: newgRounds is not A PErfect place to brag about How awsomE you aRe

Lmao, you fucking genius you.

It took me a while to get it

Incest isn't a sin, it's just nasty

They should be legal