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What's with all these dark death/suicide threads today?

I'd probably either kill myself, or go into some form of a stress induced coma.

'Why can't everybody just be christian? instead of evil muslims?'
-racist kid who has a crush on me
*suicide*

you hate obama that much?
Not going to assumptions but...

well I guess I am

goddamn conservatives.

At 2/22/09 03:18 PM, Mockitt wrote: omg everyone on this are so cynical :( i dont even want to think if i had to have my final words! too horrible.

you're taking it too seriously...it's Newgrounds remember?

Quoting my friend after My Ex said that I have a small dick:

'Not everybody has as big a dick as you Sophia'

she did have a pretty big dick...

And it's awesome to use when you pretend to have a lisp. (Not making fun of anybody, it's a random habit I have.)

At 2/22/09 03:03 PM, TheSilverGuitar wrote: B, because of Strawberry Clock.
Yeah, I'm a Newgrounds geek.

LOLZ NURD!!!

Remember this pic?

At 2/22/09 03:00 PM, LordZeebmork wrote: %u0292%u030C

huh?

You don't mind if I make this pizza do you?

for profit

I'm pretty sure that this thread hasn't been done before, but I didn't do much of a thorough sweep through the search. Feel free to delete it if it has been been done

not that I get a choice...

Anyways, what's YOUR favorite letter of the alphabet?

-Mine is W or Q. Just awesome letters.

I'm Nihilist.

People in my school would probably be shocked, my family would be mentally mutilated for most of there lives. Or at least my family said that so that I wouldn't be depressed anymore (manipulative bastards)

Does putting a minor tranquilizer in my arm, and masturbating with that arm count?

No just kidding, Yea I did, my sister had a party...

Incest is WINcest

I don't see all too much of a difference
My Reasons

"God" causes people to do things that they wouldn't normally do, such as go to an organized meeting (church) and give money away for no actual reason, except pay some guy to tell you about a book that you could easily read. I used to be catholic, so don't think that I'm ill informed

Hitler caused people to kill others for racist things. enough said

I Think Hitler is worse, but most christians I know would gladly follow hitler if they had the chance, just putting that out there

At 1/19/09 08:37 PM, shadowslayer1313 wrote: Name: Ember
Background: An average boy whos always been interested in fire and soon discovers he can control it.
Side: Left side.

2nd Char:
Name: Aqua
Background: The complete opposite of Ember, but loves him secretly.
Side: Right side.

hmmm, I think I'll probably edit Ember's name, to make it something a little more...realistic (no offense) But I'll probably make him some kind of pyro, fire obsessed teenager who probably burns down a ton of buildings at one point. He'll probably be the equivalent of 'Harold' from The Stand. Also Aqua's name will be changed.
Thanks thought for the contribution!

At 1/19/09 08:12 PM, moquaga wrote: i haven't shaved in a while and figure i'm gonna grow a viking beard. cuz vikings are cool. don't judge me. now who's with me?

If i was older I totally would. If only Newgrounds wasn't full of pre-pubescent to horny 16 year old guys, that can't grown beards.

'till tomorrow... not actually I think he'll live the whole 4-8 years.

I'm thinking about writing a short story, just for fun. But I decided it would be cool (and unoriginal) to ask Newgrounds to give me characters.
I'm writing a very 'Stephen King' type story. It's a post-apocalyptic society, of various people, of different personalities. It's based off of The Stand, by Stephen King. There is a town where, after some kind of apocalypse (I'm still getting the basic plot down, I haven't thought of a way for the world to end yet.) The survivors of this town, are afraid to go out to find more survivors, (although some people will at some point) and eventually the town splits into to sections. One is more Left-winged, the other is Right.
The town is Atkinson, New Hampshire...seeing as how I live there, and I'm too lazy to research any other towns.
I need you guys to give me characters. put it in this format:

Name : put your characters name here
Background : the story of your character before this 'Apocalypse'
Side: Right-Winged side? or Left winged side?
I'll most likely edit your characters to fit the story better.

I didn't like it for being funny, it was kinda funny, but not hilarious. I liked it for it's randomness. And I guess you need to be/know a stoner to like the movie

ChickenGod, Only the 'C' in Chicken, and the "G" in God are capitalized.

If you're talking about NG , then This one, But I'm starting to go onThis Forum a lot recently

no, I am 2%, I thought of Dominican Rebuplic,

At 1/1/09 09:49 PM, AssholeProductions wrote: --those retards that scream on the cleaning commercials in order to get your attention

BUT I LOVE BILLY MAYS!!!

southern republicans

Amen to that,

well that's one of the flaws in the religion in my opinion. I'm not making fun of any religion, but I'm just saying it's a misthought when the bible was written, if you beleive in that...

Shitface?

I would not enjoy looking at my mom's vagina for half a second, then being shoved inside it.
*shakes*

IM NOT GOING BACK THERE!!!

very uninformed....
Kurt first started getting high when he was around 10-11. He got prescribed wrongly, and got hooked on something close to Ritalin, can't remember the name of it. He then started doing cough syrup, sniffing glue, Pot, all that good stuff. He eventually got his hands on heroin BEFORE he met Love, and that's how they bonded, getting high together.

Im good at observations.....Porno watcher

fixed!

At 12/31/08 12:50 AM, DangerAllAround wrote: all geniuses are a lil crazy

very true

10 years ago... bangable

again, very true

lol aeropostale...your wearing it as a joke right? RIGHT?