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I agree completely, and you can use this fact sometime you're debating with a zealot:

Christianity was created when governments were losing power. They needed people to follow the law on there own, seeing as how there were hardly any cops or any authority. People just lived in Anarchy, and the government wasn't making any money, or taxes etc.
The governments pretty much told severel writers to write the bible, based off of the Torah, and several older religions (the Egyptian sun god was a HUGE influence on Jesus' story)
But even then, these governments wanted the stories to act as morals, not meant to be interpreted as true stories. But too many people (even today) are gullible dumb-asses so they believe that Jesus saved them (somehow) by crucifixion.

Magical Mystery Tour, The Beatles
Allman Brothers
Woodstock Album, Jimi Hendrix
and obviously something by :
Pink Floyd
Animals especially is a good album

At 2/23/09 05:21 PM, speeling wrote:

At 2/23/09 05:20 PM, ThoseSneakyFrench wrote: The next time you look at any kind of map, remember to thank the people who dedicated their lives to making them.

No.

Lol,
But yea, in the old days, it must have been horrible.

At 2/23/09 09:56 AM, Hammiepuu wrote: I can't explain it with words, so here, dare you understand the pic?

You got raped by a toilet?

At 2/22/09 10:28 PM, wwwyzzerdd wrote: Hmmmm.... I've only accomplished the 2 standards;

a) standing
b) sitting

I've got to try that sitting position sometime, I usually just shit while standing, and hopes it makes it in.

At 2/22/09 07:45 PM, Entranceolot wrote:

At 2/22/09 07:13 PM, Metal-Sonic-v2 wrote: I once peed through my "so-small-it's-receding-into-my-body" penis without holding it. I just had to bend my body a certain way in order to aim correctly for the bowl.

Fixed.

haha!

At 2/22/09 07:16 PM, JKMonkey wrote: once i as trying to see how far i could pee from, i got up to 8 feet and coughed, and my piss ent everywhere, it sucked

all over the carpet

That's happened to me so many times.

I don't know if this has already been answered, I only read up to the 2nd page, but is there a way to get Google as the search engine on it?

At 2/22/09 05:53 PM, Noobivore wrote: i sat on the toilet backwards because i had a boner and it made it way easier to pee

I'm a little tea pot short and stout...
I imagine that as the 'wee wee song'

At 2/22/09 05:22 PM, Britkid wrote: Into my mouth...

Nah just kidding, it wasn't my mouth.

win...That just won the thread.

Since technically we can't get banned for it, we might as well just post some, instead of killing the thread???

At 2/22/09 05:09 PM, Yabyub wrote: What the heck?

fixed.

How old's your sister

is she hot?

sorry I had to add that last bit, I couldn't resist.

It's funny to be a woman?

Girls are funny 'cuz they have vaginas!
LOLOLOL

Where does it say that in the forum rules?

Post the funniest Animated .Gifs you've collected.

Here's mine.

Ah wait, I just remembered, I have urinated sitting backwards once, I think. How very adventurous and scary that was boy!

I think I'll try that sometime

...with a urinal

At 2/22/09 04:26 PM, Kaleidoscope wrote: %u0926%u094D%u0927%u094D%u0930%u094D%u09 2F

???huh???

At 2/22/09 04:38 PM, gamemaster93 wrote:

At 2/22/09 04:08 PM, Mechabloby wrote:

Good luck having a boner after that.

Amen to that!

At 2/22/09 04:06 PM, ThoseSwellNachos wrote: C, because it stands for..

C for Face-Smash?

I suck at the alphabet.

At 2/22/09 04:08 PM, AllReligiousDrunk wrote: I am going to disappoint you and say that I just sit down and pee regularly every time.

What's the point of trying something else?

A sense of adventure?
And a great Youtube video...

oh great, now somebody is going to make a video like this...

At 2/22/09 04:04 PM, Nick-The-Holy-Potato wrote: Hanging upside down while cradling a penguin.

So I'm not the only one that does that?

At 2/22/09 04:02 PM, Mechabloby wrote: In the town centre.

No not location...Position. Like with your face in between your legs, hanging from the ceiling would be an example.

I phrased it wrong I apologize.

At 2/22/09 03:55 PM, Elios wrote: Ya know, when i worked at my haunted house, and when it was late and we had a few people in the house, we started screaming letters at people. I always said "BBBBEEEEEEEE!!!", or "ZZZEEEEEEEEE!!!"

Eventually they caught on, and starting laughing, instead of screaming.

Lol, great!

What's the weirdest position you pissed in?
Mine was: I was bored, so I tried to pee, facing away from the toilet, through my legs...epic fail there.
What's yours?

At 2/21/09 05:06 PM, newnerdproductionsTM wrote: I have it centered against a black BG

I laughed for a minute or two

At 2/22/09 03:47 PM, SockMyDink wrote: Wow, topics are really scraping the bottom of the barrel in the General Forum, aren't they?

Seriously??! Favorite letter???

*says in deep, dramatic, yet sarcastic voice*:
'cuz on Newgrounds, every thread is original

At 2/20/09 09:06 PM, Shreddy wrote: so so true...

I saw that coming...

I molest golf balls.

My school probably. It's a stereotypical 80's school down to the very last thing. The preppys, Jocks, but now there are emos.
I figure some emo kid is going to bring a bomb to school (there have been bomb threats on the school ever year or two for quite a while now)

pretty sketchy for new hampshire...