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At 4/5/09 02:14 AM, PatMan2418 wrote:

Very Nicely said. Pretty much the same for me. Except I prefer blondes.

I used to prefer blondes, but then I met America...No but seriously everybody in my school dyes their hair blond and pretends to be stupid, so most of the people I know with blond hair are posers, and I just can't get that mindset to change.

yes, don't forget your butt plugs for prison, because rape isn't fun...well, I guess it depends...

3 or 4 months old.

They're most likely unindividual bastards who can't seem to get into their thick skulls that they're complete bigots, going out of there way to mock those who don't fund their pointless, and manipulative corporations such as Abercrombie or Hot Topic.

Or maybe you're just an angsty teenager wanting to pretend you're rebellious.

-Not too picky on the name, but something rare, and would catch your attention.
-Healthy, with blue eyes.
-She would need to be extremely individual, artistic, and liberal on her beliefs.
-There really isn't anybody that's 'perfect' for me, but there's a girl in a few of my classes that I'm friends with that fits those pretty well.

Jesus's name was actually Yeshua. Jesus Christ was a title given to him, by god i think.

this is weird that I know this because I'm anti christian

Yea, rants are good, but I can't rant on Newgrounds, because it always ends up looking like I'm flaming, and then I get banned.

My guitar. But the only guitar who I would fuck would be this guitar I played (I can still get it, I just cant afford it) a:
Fender Jaguar HH Sunburst.

Sexy as hell.

I'm fapping now to pics of it.

I know a girl, she is stunningly beautiful, but she's prude as hell, straight A's, and her dad's a redneck, and she worships him.

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The Stand (Uncut) and IT are the greatest books I have ever read.

Also a biography of Kurt Cobain was a favorite, I would say who the author is, but my ex has the book, and she refuses to return it.

I completely agree with you. Capitalism promotes not only greed, but it eventually exceeds racism and homophobia. When the rich get richer, the poor get poor-er in a capitalist society. People start to think they're better than others, and this leads to racism and homophobia.

The rich conservative spoiled white racist sexist homophobes get rewarded for being greedy, while the poor minorities are looked down upon, and they get the 'McJobs' I'm not saying this to be racist 'OMG U BLACK, UR POOR' but saying that capitalism has led to only the rich white Americans can get rich.

Then capitalists argue by saying that 'It's a free economy.'

It really isn't. It's free for the rich, the lucky, and the white.

I have a funny 'Must Crush Capitalism' .gif from the simpsons, but it's too large to upload. So i'll post this instead:

Not that it's really all that related, but I'm sure somebody could put it into context.

And this is strange?

it's newgrounds remember?

The majority of my friends are girls, and if I wanted a girlfriend, I could get one, I just hate all of my friends because they're either preppy, or emo, and I hate both. My school is very 'cookie cutter' stereotyped. That means that they fit there stereotype perfectly

I have an account there...

Nope it's fucked up.

My town used to be run by the KKK about 5 years ago, now they went all underground. So this stuff used to happen when I was a kid, before I moved away. Now I came back, and it's somewhat less racist

absolutely badass.

I want all pink. and I want Penicorn underwear...

the last part was unnecessarily, but it will move the conversation forward.

I've pondered this several times. I think people go mad doing it.

I said doing it. Lol

definitely In Utero by Nirvana

At 3/14/09 04:24 PM, DevilDog016 wrote:

At 2/22/09 04:47 PM, Shnam wrote: I sat down in the bathtub and peed all over myself while flopping around.

I call for WIN.

agreed

At 3/3/09 10:16 PM, ROFLCHOPPA wrote: Ummmm... oh yeah... upside down on my bathtub, IT WORKED! Lol..

Can you post pic?

wait, never mind...

Because most Metal bands are sell outs, they allow the producers of the festival to make strict rules.

Here's a present

only every kid in my school is like that. Fuck that, hot topic sucks

Does Santa count? I hope so!

Santa could be some alien from some foreign planet, and he came here to give presents to spoiled rich kids!

or not.

We all know the racist people in school. The ones who are just too ignorant to still be alive.

Well, I want to know what they say that's ignorant.

Here's one that happened.
"Did you see the bachelor walking around in Seattle? How about Gray's Anatomy?" (I had said that I used to live in Seattle, and this was her response)

Here's another, from the same person "You know...we should just kill all of the Muslims"

Another, same person:

In french class, she said this in an assignment, where we had to make up a question and answer it... I translated for you guys.

Q: Do You Speak Indian?
A: No, I Do Not Speak Indian

(Indian is not a language. And I hope that she meant the Asia Indian, and not the Native American one.)

So Tell me your ignorant quotes that you've heard.

Blue Team.

Church is awesome.

This quote also:

"I am Micheal J. Caboose...And I HATE BABIES!"

At 3/5/09 06:50 PM, shadowfox445 wrote: Just wondering, whats your fave Halo 3 armor? if possible it'd be nice 2 have a picture.
Mine's Hayubusa. Any resemblance to Ninja Gaiden?

The Hayabusa Armor scares me...Maybe because Every time I see somebody with one, he's on the other team, and he has a spartan laser pointed at me...

I like the Mark V one...It was a great idea to bring the Halo 1 armor back.

At 3/4/09 03:08 PM, Achilles2 wrote:

At 3/4/09 03:06 PM, Ejit wrote: HOW IS HE A PUSSY FOR REPORTING A DEATH THREAT?

stupid shit american 'logic'

I'm american and I agree with that.

Although, involving the police was a bit much.

Just saw this on 4chan

I hate 4chan, but some stuff on it is pretty funny

You shouldn't have gotten the police involved. They almost always make things worse.