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Response to: I just read a certain vampire book. Posted April 29th, 2009 in General
At 4/28/09 02:54 PM, firemario1 wrote: That's why I believe that I Am Legend by Richard Mattheson is probably one of the best books on vampirism I have ever read. Anyone else agree?

TWILIGHTS BETTER LOLZOLZOLZOLZ

No but seriously, I haven't read it
Response to: I've not been outside since... Posted April 26th, 2009 in General

The longest time i haven't been outside was from October to February.

Response to: Hentai is illegal in Canada Posted April 26th, 2009 in General

This also happened in Australia about a year ago

don't ask me how I know

Some guy (with a wife and kids) got fined for having simpsons porn on his computer

Response to: Exploding Deer! Posted April 26th, 2009 in General

I laughed...

I need therapy
Response to: Favorite Letter? Posted April 19th, 2009 in General
At 2/22/09 04:25 PM, xports wrote: My favorite letter is Q, because it's completely dependent.

Just like me!

I laughed

Response to: Newgrounds election 2009..! Posted April 19th, 2009 in General

I don't really feel like voting much...

Response to: Battle for Terra Posted April 19th, 2009 in General

It will suck...guaranteed.

Response to: Do you like your eye color? Posted April 19th, 2009 in General

I always wanted blue eyes, but I'm content. I have hazel, but for some reason, my eyes will turn blue!

Do you like your eye color?

Response to: Weirdest Position You Urinated In? Posted April 19th, 2009 in General

I just tried peeing while lying down. Thank god I was in the shower.

Pic somewhat related...

Weirdest Position You Urinated In?

Response to: Any Wisconsin users? Posted April 19th, 2009 in General

I'm not

Response to: Advice about making good threads. Posted April 19th, 2009 in General

Follow the rules.

No but seriously, On Newgrounds, only the elite post awesome threads, while the others suffer and die in the Forums of Newgrounds, and the eventually de-evolve and travel to 4chan and their brain rots.
Only the strongest will survive in the dog eat dog world of Newgrounds

Advice about making good threads.

Response to: I can't pee standing up Posted April 19th, 2009 in General

The rules of the internet must be obeyed. Although I haven't seen any '34' of certain things.

Tom Fulp Pornography?
Response to: Fish swims up boy's penis. Posted April 19th, 2009 in General
At 4/17/09 10:26 AM, Strategize wrote: How fucking big is this kids dick to have fit a fish in it??

This is officially the best line ever said...

EVAR

Fish swims up boy's penis.

Response to: Either The Big Crunch Or Nihilism Posted April 19th, 2009 in General

I'm from the future, I just came back from a point in time where years are no longer calculated with numbers.

Your prediction of "Pies taking shits" was extremely accurate. From my time, all of the edible products constantly excreting fecal matter.

Your rudimentary tool called 'the interwebz' is the only form of communication used in my time. The fascist emperor, Hillary Clinton [also from your time I believe] has been reincarnated, and has tortured every male specimen she can find. Castration is involved usually.

In b4 'pics or it didn't happen'
Response to: most embarrassing way to die Posted April 19th, 2009 in General
At 3/21/09 12:04 PM, evan210 wrote: lol elvis

dammit, took my answer

Response to: I can't pee standing up Posted April 19th, 2009 in General
At 4/18/09 09:29 AM, lnstinct wrote: you're a girl

now fuck off

that's silly, girls don't know how to use the internets, they're too busy cooking!

that was sarcasm/ satire
Response to: Monster guarding hallway Posted April 19th, 2009 in General
At 4/18/09 09:32 PM, Headshot777 wrote:
Just look at those legs... Good God!

sounds sexy

Response to: Plotting my Revenge. Posted April 8th, 2009 in General
At 4/6/09 08:59 PM, NoobKillsNoobs wrote:
In my inventory I have spray paint, a package of floss, duck tape, toilet paper, a 450fps pistol, balony, and their house phone number. Start brainstorming.

Spray paint the gun, use the duck tape and floss to hold the phone hostage, then shoot it.

He'll never know...
Response to: What Are Your Current Grades? Posted April 8th, 2009 in General
At 4/8/09 10:29 PM, Proottalfain wrote:
I really am intrigued as to how you can be an ace in English and awfully fail French. Usually, when someone is good in a language, he's good in languages in general. I'm an ace at both French and English.

The English class this year is just reading, and writing sometimes. He's a really easy teacher. But I actually learn, and I'm interested. Nobody has anything below a B in his class...

But yea, I suck at languages

Response to: What Are Your Current Grades? Posted April 8th, 2009 in General
At 4/8/09 10:28 PM, lnfected wrote:
Science, English, and Maths are the most important for a successful career. Good luck!

Not Necessarily, I plan on mooching off of a friend anyways.
But seriously, I plan on being an underground musician, and living off of any kind of profit I make.
Or even being a producer for an indie label.

Math and Science are irrelevant to me.

I have to right side of the mind.

Response to: have all the cool people left? Posted April 8th, 2009 in General

In b4 "I'm Still Here"

too late
Response to: What Are Your Current Grades? Posted April 8th, 2009 in General

What's a career?

I made a funny
Response to: Its now the 1920's Posted April 8th, 2009 in General

No.
It's 2009.

Its now the 1920's

Response to: What shape are you in, NewGrounds? Posted April 8th, 2009 in General

I have a high and fast metabolism, but I do have a limit on what I eat, just to conserve food...

I'm fairly skinny...

What Are Your Current Grades? Posted April 8th, 2009 in General

Mine Suck

Here's Mine:
I'm In All Accelerated Classes So...
Music: A+
Algebra: F
Science: F
English: A+
Gym: A+ (He doesn't grade us; I don't even get changed.)
French: F (Only 22%!!!)
Economics: C

Response to: Your favorite weapon of all time. Posted April 5th, 2009 in General
At 4/5/09 05:08 PM, No36 wrote:
At 4/5/09 04:37 PM, ChickenGod wrote: Paper
it can cover rock
Scissors
it can cut paper

Rock

it can crush scissors
Response to: Phobias. Posted April 5th, 2009 in General

Genophobia...

Response to: My school fucking desrves this! Posted April 5th, 2009 in General

The school deserves to be fed? I guess you like your school then

Response to: Your favorite weapon of all time. Posted April 5th, 2009 in General

Paper

it can cover rock
Response to: Friends! Where are they? Posted April 5th, 2009 in General

UR GAY

But seriously, that'd be awesome

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