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At 7/27/09 12:51 AM, Proottalfain wrote: 1. In your ass.

WIN

I...You...But...

and I thought 'babylegs' was some kind of terminology...

Windows is a joke...

It's always good for getting you really frustrated...

I can't wait until I can afford an Apple.

Misleading title is misleading

sounds like taking a heavy shit.

Free Bird.

Because it's so anti-climactic.

The song makes you feel like you're going to get away, but than your car explodes or something...

I laughed so hard.

I made a thread a while ago like this

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1031 821/1

I was eating when I clicked the link...

sad story

At 7/25/09 11:55 PM, Cradsbury wrote: -er?

Yeah, how do I make regular water from the tap taste better?

The tap water here in America tastes like piss. I'm sick of drinking nothing but soda all the time, and I don't have any cash to shell out for a water purifier.

I agree...

When I saw the title of this thread, I thought it said 'Fap Water...' maybe I'm just expecting too much from the BBS?

Your grandma is hot.

You'll get AIDS.

I tried getting water to give me a handjob...

It ended up slapping me, and burning down my house...

That's what you meant by 'love' water right?

At 7/25/09 02:48 PM, VI-Chuckles-IV wrote:

At 7/25/09 01:04 AM, ChickenGod wrote:

At 7/25/09 01:02 AM, Scrotaculous wrote: The same way that they drive and perform life saving surgery.

Naked?

No, that's how I drive and perform life saving surgery.

Oh you...

Pics or it didn't happen.

You're an overdramatic attention whore.

At 7/25/09 01:17 AM, Silent-G wrote: they just have a big cum bucket, hopefully they don't mix it up with their cereal bowl or anything.

Hopefully they don't get visitors often.

At 7/25/09 01:02 AM, Scrotaculous wrote: The same way that they drive and perform life saving surgery.

Naked?

At 7/24/09 07:03 PM, TheSilverGuitar wrote:

At 7/24/09 07:03 PM, RandomExploit wrote:

At 7/24/09 06:58 PM, TheSilverGuitar wrote: I laughed.

Oshit someone else in the world with the name "Elvis"

Did you say "someone ELSE"?

Bestest friend time?

I THOUGHT I WAS YOUR BESTEST FRIEND!!!

The ONE time I ever go on the BBS, and THIS!!!

How do blind people masturbate?

It would be pretty difficult.

No porn, and worse of all, you wouldn't be able to clean up, so if you lived alone, you'd be screwed, and you'd eventually drown in your own cum.

Nothing's bad about Canada except for the weather.

Yeah, move to Canada.

Thanks guys, helped a bunch!

If anything, 4chan is communism

I'm putting this in General, rather than Audio, because Audio seems more or less a place to talk about music, rather than the programs that can make music...

Anyways, i have a problem in FL Studio...

The notes in piano roll are half of a square long. How do I make them more restricted, and can only be the size of a square, or two squares, rather than having the ability to go into half squares, quarter squares, etc...

I know it's not the greatest description of the problem though, but I'd appreciate the help.

No.

I would destroy the box, because I would be tempted to do so...

If I could choose who it was, however, I'd go with the money.

At 7/18/09 12:21 AM, Struggle wrote: Find Revolution 9, and listen to it, lol.

I don't really listen to the Beatles or like them too much, but i respect them.
MMMMMMMMMeh. It just sucks a bit when a bunch of my friends are huge fans so i hear them all the time.

Number nine...Number nine...Number nine...

I used to mumble that in my sleep.

I personally think that most porn is extremely sexist, and I often only watch it for comedic purposes (the cheap story line, cliche, bad acting, etc...) but why is it so wrong that people watch other people nude? Yeah, it stimulates us, but is it really *that* morally wrong.

This whole post is hypocritical isn't it?

Nearly every country ever involved in any kind of violent conflict was/is wrong. Media and nationalism cause us to think that we're always right, and the other side are terrorists.

4chan,
7chan,
College Humor,
Encyclopedia Dramatica,
Facebook,
I Am Bored,
Metroid Metal,
Myspace,
Newgrounds,
RapidLibrary,
Rooster Teeth,
The Best Page In The Universe,
Ultimate Guitar,
Wikihow,
Wikipedia,
Yahoo Mail,
Youtube

Youtube is hilarious. Constant fights over who's wrong, or who's wrong-er.

At 4/25/09 09:51 AM, SplatterSocom wrote: maybe its because youre a faggot who posts threads on the internet about his problems and asks people from newgrounds for advice

agreed.

yea, just heard on the news that 70 people are confirmed to have it (In America)

several of them have died.

I'm safe, I don't go outside, or interact with my family at any point in the day. Nor do I eat pig a lot.