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Sit in a squatting position, down as low as you can.

Breath extremely heavily for about 25 seconds.

Stand up really fast

Blow on thumb as hard as you can, for as long as you can.

I involuntarily laugh every time I do it.

Take his stuff.

Put it in your locker at school.

I do it to people that annoy me all the time.

Tell me what you think...

Are zebras white with black stripes, or black with white stripes?

My favorite:

Through knowledge, and clever wit,

I write a poem, and take a shit.

At 9/13/09 10:30 PM, swaenK wrote:

3

old computer that's still very fast. She keeps me happy. 3.0 dual processor, 1 gig ram. 700 gigs of HD space on two different HD's. Runs ubuntu and windows. 5 years old >.>

HOLY SHIT IS THAT POPCORN!

I have little to no standards.

-Not a fucking trend whore
-Smart.

That's it.

Looks mean nothing to me.

And that one doesn't specifically ask for pictures.

Desk!!!

misleading title?

At 9/9/09 04:07 PM, Decland wrote: So are you?

I would say i was a cross between a geek and a jock. So i am popular (mostly with the geeks though). but overall, average!

I'm popular, but not really...

I call attention to myself all the time, so a lot of people know me, but I have hardly any friends.

At 9/8/09 09:59 PM, shabbo wrote: And itself.

Shameless self promotion at it's best.

I fell asleep at the orthodontist today.

Hilarious.

At 9/8/09 01:23 PM, Lucy wrote: Dont think I've ever had one of those. Had plenty of ''I shouldnt have'' though.

Same here.

Long story short, I got beat up, my friends got beat up, and everything in my locker was stolen.

I would have no friends...All of my true friends come from Newgrounds

Hi, this is your step sister...

/thread

At 8/3/09 11:19 PM, GamesArmor wrote:

At 8/3/09 11:16 PM, Brass wrote: Pounce, quick! Reattach it with duct tape and gorilla glue and it'll heal!

Haha, I would laugh if gorrilla glue made an ad for bisexual people that said

"Gorrila Glue. Keeps it on while you masterbate"

XD

You mean transexual...Bisexual is like being straight and gay.

Try unplugging them, and not plugging them back in...works like a charm.

I had this problem too.

You have to delete your system 32.

It makes it work so much better.

I'm surprised it hasn't been said before.

I laughed just thinking about it...Link now.

I was smoking Pot with my girlfriend at the time, and heard somebody coming over, and it turns out it was a cop, but I distracted him while she threw the pot under the dumpster... We were behind a movie theater.

At 8/1/09 10:54 PM, FaceNine wrote: Tell your friend to wear pad-locked underwear.

Problem solved.

win.

At 8/2/09 03:50 AM, UCanCallMeJesus wrote: You should fap.

THIS

Well, we all know what the real question is...

How do Deaf people masturbate?

huh?

At 7/29/09 09:42 PM, 372 wrote:

At 7/29/09 09:40 PM, STEM wrote: Yea but now he's Zombie Luis the dev so it's okay.

Thats not even funny stem.
We all know that Luis is the reincarnation of Jesus and can never die.

That's not even funny 372

We all know that Luis never existed.

At 7/29/09 09:13 PM, TheSilverGuitar wrote: Sounds like you had a good birthday, Chicken. Enjoy being fifteen.

The only thing missing was you...
naked...
and beheaded...

wait...huh?

At 7/29/09 07:56 PM, TheSilverGuitar wrote:

At 7/29/09 07:47 PM, ChickenGod wrote: I had sushi, I went to a resturant, it was delicious.

Your next present is a threesome with two five year olds. Enjoy.

I got a wah-pedal.

And a Pink Floyd T-Shirt.

I had sushi, I went to a resturant, it was delicious.

What's weird is that Batman visited me on my 4th birthday...

I'm not even kidding...

I am a sexy motherfucker.

At 7/28/09 03:51 PM, DarkSytze wrote: i told her that after nine months of being cramped up in somebodies, icky womb; a guy comes up, reaches for your fragile skull, and tears you out like a bloody splinter.

You, my good sir, just won the game.

Misleading title is misleading.

See the pic.